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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: YO!
Stranger: 😀
Stranger: What time there?
You: Name’s X. John X.
You: Oh it’s uh, confidential. You see, I come fr-
You: OMG WHAT WAS THAT
You: SHIT!
Stranger: ??
You: THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!
Stranger: What?
Stranger: hey;
Stranger:
You: FUCKFUCKFUCK
Stranger: r u okay?
You: okokokok umumum lets see thinkthinkthink
You: AH YES! They wanted the flux capacitator!
Stranger: okay…
You: But, I LOST IT
You: SHIT
You: SHIT
You: SHIT
You: IM SCREWED SAVE MEEEEEEE!
Stranger: ….
You: OMG THEY’RE OUTSIDE MY DOOR
You: SHIT
You: FUCK
You: SHIT
Stranger: Um…
Stranger: sorry but..
You: OMG GO AWAY
You: OMG
Stranger: I should go
You: STOP ITTT!
You: sijfasgj
You: H-H-HELLLLP!
Stranger: 🙁
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: Okay
You: S-STOP ITTTT! *kick*
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: AAUUUAUUAHg-ghgh—ahhfhaghha….mmmmgfff..
Stranger: Tell me your nation then, I’ll call the police
You: u
You: hghsdag
You: s
You: a
You: adgad
Stranger: USA?
You: usa
Stranger: And city?
You: llops angelges
Stranger: okay.
You: lose nagelesefsaf
You: los angeksl;es
You: Hello.
Stranger: Huh?
You: Mr. X is currenty not here.
You: There is no need to alert the police.
You: There is no emergency.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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