Noob hackers are so predictable… I mean, seriously. This new guy logs on, and his IGN is 9999. He smegas “IS ANYONE ON!?” Instant notification that this guy may be a hacker. Most people who really intend to play the game explore for a little bit, find out its features, and usually discover that there’s an @online option. So anyways, I start stalking this guy. Sure enough, he goes to FM 22 all of a sudden. He spawns a horntail, and, well: