Pop quiz

[Vusys]

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

…because they’re ugly and they stink

[Dest1]

-like-

[David]

It’s no longer a quiz if you give out the answer.

[darkness]

They don’t call you Vusys, militant teapot dictator for nothing.

[DarkDragoon]

If I could like this, I would have liked this.

[xXyZaThEx]

Well, you have to be considerate to women. They have lives too, you know.

And it gets pretty hot in the kitchen where they spend most of it.

[Gujju]

we are/do.

[Nass]

Well not Connie. She smells wonderful and is very attractive.

[DarkDragoon]

Nass said: Well not Connie. She smells wonderful and is very attractive.

That’s cause the only thing you smell are the cookies she’s making in the kitchen.
And the only thing you see is her back profile while she’s making said cookies.

I on the other hand get to taste the cookies.

[FunnyFroggy]

DarkDragoon said:

Nass said: Well not Connie. She smells wonderful and is very attractive.

That’s cause the only thing you smell are the cookies she’s making in the kitchen.
And the only thing you see is her back profile while she’s making said cookies.

I on the other hand get to taste the cookies.

And above all, I get to taste her.

[Arladerus]

And above all all, she gets to taste me

[DarkDragoon]

So Froggers is a cannibal, and Arly is into people eating him.
Stay classy VuTales

[Pirkid]

Why do guys only judge girls that are attractive to them?

[Spade]

ugly girls need lovin’ too 🙁

[Nass]

Cuz there’s no point judging someone if you aren’t gonna tap it.
Unless you’re judging a dude, then go ahead.

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