Lawls @ Silver.
Ah, Terry Prachett. His quotes should be made into a book (and in fact, have been)
Let’s see… *rummage through nearest book, Feet of Clay*
“Thousands of years ago the old empire had enforced the Pax Morporkia, which had said to the world: ‘Do not fight, or we will kill you.’ The Pax had arisen again, but this time it said: ‘If you fight, we’ll call in your mortgages. And incidentally, that’s my pike you’re pointing at me. I paid for that shield you’re holding. And take my helmet off hen you speak to me, you horrible little debtor.’ “
Pterry, ladies and gentlemen. Made of so much pure win that I TYPED THIS FROM SCRATCH.