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3 December 2009 at 00:59 #3253
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Participant3 December 2009 at 01:17 #18295Dest1
ParticipantI did a report on him.
kewl guy
edit: oloololo paradoxes
3 December 2009 at 01:20 #18296tarheel91
ParticipantDest1 said: I did a report on him.kewl guy
edit: oloololo paradoxes
Not a paradox. Not if you understand the concept of quantum superposition.
3 December 2009 at 01:22 #18297Dest1
ParticipantMy report didn’t go THAT deep.
meh, i fael
3 December 2009 at 01:23 #18298dee32693
Participant-does not understand quantum mechanics-
-does not get joke-
3 December 2009 at 01:31 #18302Nass
ParticipantMan I understood the joke even BEFORE the page finished loading.
3 December 2009 at 02:25 #18309David
ParticipantEum, it’s about his cat. Sheldon actually explained the theory in an episode of the Big Bang Theory…
You have a box right? And a cat inside the box right?
You do not see the cat, you see only a box.
Thus, the cat in there could be alive… or dead.
But you don’t know until you open the box do you?
Thus, the joke.
3 December 2009 at 04:07 #18318DarkDragoon
ParticipantYes, and the like math or physics behind it is stupidly long, when one sentence could sum it up lolol
3 December 2009 at 04:59 #18325tarheel91
ParticipantDavid said: Eum, it’s about his cat. Sheldon actually explained the theory in an episode of the Big Bang Theory…You have a box right? And a cat inside the box right?
You do not see the cat, you see only a box.
Thus, the cat in there could be alive… or dead.
But you don’t know until you open the box do you?
Thus, the joke.
No, not quite.
It really started with the issue in physics that things can act like particles or waves (very different) at the same time. In a sense, they are both at once. These are two very different states. It’s like dribbling a ball and spinning that same ball on your finger at the same time. How is this possible?
That’s where the idea of superposition comes in. Of course, it deals with a lot more than just waves/particles, but that’s the easiest one to understand. Superposition says that both states/options exist at once. When you observe it, though, it loses that duality.
“One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter, there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small that perhaps in the course of the hour, one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges, and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.
It is typical of these cases that an indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy, which can then be resolved by direct observation. That prevents us from so naively accepting as valid a “blurred model” for representing reality. In itself, it would not embody anything unclear or contradictory. There is a difference between a shaky or out-of-focus photograph and a snapshot of clouds and fog banks.” – Schrodinger himself
Basically, there is either radioactive decay that ultimately kills the cat or nothing happens. Because of superposition on the subatomic level, this means that both states exist at once. If you follow the chain, this means that the cat is both dead and alive inside the box.
3 December 2009 at 05:03 #18326DarkDragoon
Participanttarheel91 said:David said: Eum, it’s about his cat. Sheldon actually explained the theory in an episode of the Big Bang Theory…You have a box right? And a cat inside the box right?
You do not see the cat, you see only a box.
Thus, the cat in there could be alive… or dead.
But you don’t know until you open the box do you?
Thus, the joke.
No, not quite.
It really started with the issue in physics that things can act like particles or waves (very different) at the same time. In a sense, they are both at once. These are two very different states. It’s like dribbling a ball and spinning that same ball on your finger at the same time. How is this possible?
That’s where the idea of superposition comes in. Of course, it deals with a lot more than just waves/particles, but that’s the easiest one to understand. Superposition says that both states/options exist at once. When you observe it, though, it loses that duality.
“One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter, there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small that perhaps in the course of the hour, one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges, and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.
It is typical of these cases that an indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy, which can then be resolved by direct observation. That prevents us from so naively accepting as valid a “blurred model” for representing reality. In itself, it would not embody anything unclear or contradictory. There is a difference between a shaky or out-of-focus photograph and a snapshot of clouds and fog banks.” – Schrodinger himself
Basically, there is either radioactive decay that ultimately kills the cat or nothing happens. Because of superposition on the subatomic level, this means that both states exist at once. If you follow the chain, this means that the cat is both dead and alive inside the box.
And that’s why we leave this stuff to the people who have way too much free time on their hands o;
3 December 2009 at 05:08 #18324tarheel91
ParticipantDarkDragoon said:tarheel91 said:David said: Eum, it’s about his cat. Sheldon actually explained the theory in an episode of the Big Bang Theory…You have a box right? And a cat inside the box right?
You do not see the cat, you see only a box.
Thus, the cat in there could be alive… or dead.
But you don’t know until you open the box do you?
Thus, the joke.
No, not quite.
It really started with the issue in physics that things can act like particles or waves (very different) at the same time. In a sense, they are both at once. These are two very different states. It’s like dribbling a ball and spinning that same ball on your finger at the same time. How is this possible?
That’s where the idea of superposition comes in. Of course, it deals with a lot more than just waves/particles, but that’s the easiest one to understand. Superposition says that both states/options exist at once. When you observe it, though, it loses that duality.
“One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter, there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small that perhaps in the course of the hour, one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges, and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.
It is typical of these cases that an indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy, which can then be resolved by direct observation. That prevents us from so naively accepting as valid a “blurred model” for representing reality. In itself, it would not embody anything unclear or contradictory. There is a difference between a shaky or out-of-focus photograph and a snapshot of clouds and fog banks.” – Schrodinger himself
Basically, there is either radioactive decay that ultimately kills the cat or nothing happens. Because of superposition on the subatomic level, this means that both states exist at once. If you follow the chain, this means that the cat is both dead and alive inside the box.
And that’s why we leave this stuff to the people who have way too much free time on their hands o;
Or get paid lots of money to work at CERN and think about this sort of stuff.
3 December 2009 at 05:11 #18327DarkDragoon
Participanttarheel91 said:DarkDragoon said:tarheel91 said:David said: Eum, it’s about his cat. Sheldon actually explained the theory in an episode of the Big Bang Theory…You have a box right? And a cat inside the box right?
You do not see the cat, you see only a box.
Thus, the cat in there could be alive… or dead.
But you don’t know until you open the box do you?
Thus, the joke.
No, not quite.
It really started with the issue in physics that things can act like particles or waves (very different) at the same time. In a sense, they are both at once. These are two very different states. It’s like dribbling a ball and spinning that same ball on your finger at the same time. How is this possible?
That’s where the idea of superposition comes in. Of course, it deals with a lot more than just waves/particles, but that’s the easiest one to understand. Superposition says that both states/options exist at once. When you observe it, though, it loses that duality.
“One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter, there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small that perhaps in the course of the hour, one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges, and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.
It is typical of these cases that an indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy, which can then be resolved by direct observation. That prevents us from so naively accepting as valid a “blurred model” for representing reality. In itself, it would not embody anything unclear or contradictory. There is a difference between a shaky or out-of-focus photograph and a snapshot of clouds and fog banks.” – Schrodinger himself
Basically, there is either radioactive decay that ultimately kills the cat or nothing happens. Because of superposition on the subatomic level, this means that both states exist at once. If you follow the chain, this means that the cat is both dead and alive inside the box.
And that’s why we leave this stuff to the people who have way too much free time on their hands o;
Or get paid lots of money to work at CERN and think about this sort of stuff.
Si Senor!
3 December 2009 at 05:29 #18328Lithium
ParticipantWHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?
We have not yet collapsed the wave form of this post!3 December 2009 at 05:41 #18329Merovign
Participant@tar, you forgot something. When you open the box to see whether the cat is alive or dead, it can only be alive or dead. That state where the lolcat is both alive or dead is only when the box is closed.
I think. :S I may have gotten it wrong though.
3 December 2009 at 15:54 #18335JrRepty
ParticipantI think i like david’s explanation more than yours tarheel.
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