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  • #3253
    tarheel91
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    Warning: Reader must be familiar with quantum mechanics to get the joke.

    #18295
    Dest1
    Participant

    I did a report on him.

    kewl guy

    edit: oloololo paradoxes

    #18296
    tarheel91
    Participant
    Dest1 said: I did a report on him.

    kewl guy

    edit: oloololo paradoxes

    Not a paradox. Not if you understand the concept of quantum superposition.

    #18297
    Dest1
    Participant

    My report didn’t go THAT deep.

    meh, i fael

    #18298
    dee32693
    Participant

    -does not understand quantum mechanics-

    -does not get joke-

    #18302
    Nass
    Participant

    Man I understood the joke even BEFORE the page finished loading.

    #18309
    David
    Participant

    Eum, it’s about his cat. Sheldon actually explained the theory in an episode of the Big Bang Theory…

    You have a box right? And a cat inside the box right?

    You do not see the cat, you see only a box.

    Thus, the cat in there could be alive… or dead.

    But you don’t know until you open the box do you?

    Thus, the joke.

    #18318
    DarkDragoon
    Participant

    Yes, and the like math or physics behind it is stupidly long, when one sentence could sum it up lolol

    #18325
    tarheel91
    Participant
    David said: Eum, it’s about his cat. Sheldon actually explained the theory in an episode of the Big Bang Theory…

    You have a box right? And a cat inside the box right?

    You do not see the cat, you see only a box.

    Thus, the cat in there could be alive… or dead.

    But you don’t know until you open the box do you?

    Thus, the joke.

    No, not quite.

    It really started with the issue in physics that things can act like particles or waves (very different) at the same time. In a sense, they are both at once. These are two very different states. It’s like dribbling a ball and spinning that same ball on your finger at the same time. How is this possible?

    That’s where the idea of superposition comes in. Of course, it deals with a lot more than just waves/particles, but that’s the easiest one to understand. Superposition says that both states/options exist at once. When you observe it, though, it loses that duality.

    “One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter, there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small that perhaps in the course of the hour, one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges, and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.

    It is typical of these cases that an indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy, which can then be resolved by direct observation. That prevents us from so naively accepting as valid a “blurred model” for representing reality. In itself, it would not embody anything unclear or contradictory. There is a difference between a shaky or out-of-focus photograph and a snapshot of clouds and fog banks.” – Schrodinger himself

    Basically, there is either radioactive decay that ultimately kills the cat or nothing happens. Because of superposition on the subatomic level, this means that both states exist at once. If you follow the chain, this means that the cat is both dead and alive inside the box.

    #18326
    DarkDragoon
    Participant
    tarheel91 said:

    David said: Eum, it’s about his cat. Sheldon actually explained the theory in an episode of the Big Bang Theory…

    You have a box right? And a cat inside the box right?

    You do not see the cat, you see only a box.

    Thus, the cat in there could be alive… or dead.

    But you don’t know until you open the box do you?

    Thus, the joke.

    No, not quite.

    It really started with the issue in physics that things can act like particles or waves (very different) at the same time. In a sense, they are both at once. These are two very different states. It’s like dribbling a ball and spinning that same ball on your finger at the same time. How is this possible?

    That’s where the idea of superposition comes in. Of course, it deals with a lot more than just waves/particles, but that’s the easiest one to understand. Superposition says that both states/options exist at once. When you observe it, though, it loses that duality.

    “One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter, there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small that perhaps in the course of the hour, one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges, and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.

    It is typical of these cases that an indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy, which can then be resolved by direct observation. That prevents us from so naively accepting as valid a “blurred model” for representing reality. In itself, it would not embody anything unclear or contradictory. There is a difference between a shaky or out-of-focus photograph and a snapshot of clouds and fog banks.” – Schrodinger himself

    Basically, there is either radioactive decay that ultimately kills the cat or nothing happens. Because of superposition on the subatomic level, this means that both states exist at once. If you follow the chain, this means that the cat is both dead and alive inside the box.

    And that’s why we leave this stuff to the people who have way too much free time on their hands o;

    #18324
    tarheel91
    Participant
    DarkDragoon said:

    tarheel91 said:

    David said: Eum, it’s about his cat. Sheldon actually explained the theory in an episode of the Big Bang Theory…

    You have a box right? And a cat inside the box right?

    You do not see the cat, you see only a box.

    Thus, the cat in there could be alive… or dead.

    But you don’t know until you open the box do you?

    Thus, the joke.

    No, not quite.

    It really started with the issue in physics that things can act like particles or waves (very different) at the same time. In a sense, they are both at once. These are two very different states. It’s like dribbling a ball and spinning that same ball on your finger at the same time. How is this possible?

    That’s where the idea of superposition comes in. Of course, it deals with a lot more than just waves/particles, but that’s the easiest one to understand. Superposition says that both states/options exist at once. When you observe it, though, it loses that duality.

    “One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter, there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small that perhaps in the course of the hour, one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges, and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.

    It is typical of these cases that an indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy, which can then be resolved by direct observation. That prevents us from so naively accepting as valid a “blurred model” for representing reality. In itself, it would not embody anything unclear or contradictory. There is a difference between a shaky or out-of-focus photograph and a snapshot of clouds and fog banks.” – Schrodinger himself

    Basically, there is either radioactive decay that ultimately kills the cat or nothing happens. Because of superposition on the subatomic level, this means that both states exist at once. If you follow the chain, this means that the cat is both dead and alive inside the box.

    And that’s why we leave this stuff to the people who have way too much free time on their hands o;

    Or get paid lots of money to work at CERN and think about this sort of stuff.

    #18327
    DarkDragoon
    Participant
    tarheel91 said:

    DarkDragoon said:

    tarheel91 said:

    David said: Eum, it’s about his cat. Sheldon actually explained the theory in an episode of the Big Bang Theory…

    You have a box right? And a cat inside the box right?

    You do not see the cat, you see only a box.

    Thus, the cat in there could be alive… or dead.

    But you don’t know until you open the box do you?

    Thus, the joke.

    No, not quite.

    It really started with the issue in physics that things can act like particles or waves (very different) at the same time. In a sense, they are both at once. These are two very different states. It’s like dribbling a ball and spinning that same ball on your finger at the same time. How is this possible?

    That’s where the idea of superposition comes in. Of course, it deals with a lot more than just waves/particles, but that’s the easiest one to understand. Superposition says that both states/options exist at once. When you observe it, though, it loses that duality.

    “One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter, there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small that perhaps in the course of the hour, one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges, and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.

    It is typical of these cases that an indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy, which can then be resolved by direct observation. That prevents us from so naively accepting as valid a “blurred model” for representing reality. In itself, it would not embody anything unclear or contradictory. There is a difference between a shaky or out-of-focus photograph and a snapshot of clouds and fog banks.” – Schrodinger himself

    Basically, there is either radioactive decay that ultimately kills the cat or nothing happens. Because of superposition on the subatomic level, this means that both states exist at once. If you follow the chain, this means that the cat is both dead and alive inside the box.

    And that’s why we leave this stuff to the people who have way too much free time on their hands o;

    Or get paid lots of money to work at CERN and think about this sort of stuff.

    Si Senor!

    #18328
    Lithium
    Participant

    WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?
    We have not yet collapsed the wave form of this post!

    #18329
    Merovign
    Participant

    @tar, you forgot something. When you open the box to see whether the cat is alive or dead, it can only be alive or dead. That state where the lolcat is both alive or dead is only when the box is closed.

    I think. :S I may have gotten it wrong though.

    #18335
    JrRepty
    Participant

    I think i like david’s explanation more than yours tarheel.

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