Welcome to VuTales, where you’ll never be normal again. 
TIP: Watch for pr0n king Froggy, perv Dest, blek Nass (he’ll beat yo ass up), blek Dee (she’ll slap yo ass up), Aggron, Snail, Fennec Fox, a potato, a pair of shining wings, a faygot programmer named Dervd (
), a little fat goat, a masochistic knight, the two G’s, Ganzicus and Grimno (they’ll go gangsta on yo ass), a ninja, a slice of waffle, a piece of cheese that owns you, a dragoon, a snow hamster, artsy freak Reve, carfreak, a guy who cries after sex, Arly the Paladin (he’ll…uh…he’ll do Paladin stuff to you.. :/ Then go all fanboy about Lucky Star), some zappy shit (he’ll zap yo ass, but you can just swat him aside), a feminine steel whip (she’ll whip yo ass up), and an Englishman. (he’ll go English on yo ass).
so u liek choc cola latte huh?