VuTales IRC’s Funniest Quotes

[David]

Dest1 said:
: Only David is a bit uptight

Post quotes from IRC here since the bot’s dead.

[Nass]

Nassanei said: I’m a GM

You guize r know believe me.

[David]

IRC said:
: lolol
: lololol
: I hate when this happens on quizzes especially.
: who is lolol anyway
: dee?
: QUIZZY!
: gonna take a quizzy
: Idk.
: Quizzy?
: o.O
: nut telling. 🙂
: that’s what my dumbass teacher calls them
: 5 brownie points to whoever gets this question.
: gawd she’s an eccentric hoe
: aha
: Ciel!
: rent expense, david
: it’s always rent expense
: ..?
: nut telling lol
: Not ciel
: Ciel has a brain.
: lolol is a bot.
MasterCheeze castrates lolol with a slightly beveled butter knife.
: k
: lolol talk.
: lolol sleep.
: lolol poop.
: zzzz
: o_O
: poo
: What’s this about Ciel?
: lolol chat.
: hi
: Dest said lolol was Ciel.
: And therefore, I said lolol was not Ciel.
: Because Ciel is smart.
: and lolol is a bot.
: wut
: lolol die.
: argh
: See?
: It’s a clever bot made by Annona.
: lolol dance
: *tap dances*
: See.
: lolol make pizza.
: [17:35:51] It’s a clever bot made by Annona.
: that’s funny.
: *makes pizza with pepperoni*
: lolol stimulate me
: no u
: LOL

[David]

Rofl.

IRC said: : I said <- Not safe for work.
: Lol yeah, but NoScript saved the day
: I ain’t at work
: But I suppose curiosity killed the cat.
: F[uck you and your metaphors
: that’s not a metaphor
: Yeah
: that’s just an expression
: There’s actually a cat sitting next to me right now
: Indeed Dest1.
: my cat is fat
: Did I mention I have a cat?
: Ghost with your nick has been killed.
: and can’t fit through the cat door we have
: lovely
: i threw out my back picking him up one time
: Oh dang.
: Are you alright?
: and he rammed through my door one time
: i wear a back brace now
: and i have to time from a hospital bed
: Hahahahaha
: with my back stabilized
: Sure.
: and my legs above my head

[Arladerus]

: Vusys officially hates me.

Oops, I thought “Funniest” said “Most Depressing and Suicidal”.

[David]

Regretful, but

IRC said: : BULL[FUCKING]
*** Dest1 was kicked by [leet] (Watch your language!)
: s[hit
: ugh
: I can’t believe David registers my name
: without telling me the correct password
: Now I’m pissed
: eh?
: He took my IRC nickname
: -_____________-
: and didn’t give me the right password
: and I’m trying to reset it but he probably used his email
: I think i’m about to explode right now
: Even though I know I shouldn’t over something so little
: Someone help me stupid
: gtfo

[Dest1]

-_-

Edit: Yeah, this one is FUNNY TO THE MAXhsu

Dest1 is now known as Davey
Done.
* Guest9001 is now known as Dest1
Happy?
Prick. :
Oh crap.
goshers
VÄNTA
Vad fan
=_=
Jag menade inte det.
I WAS about to say something nice back
Det var tänkt att vara på ett annat språk.
but yeah, that’s not gonna happen
Ledsen.

[David]

Nice. :3 I apologize for that comment.

[David]

IRC said: Can I have op/
20:48 Dest1 I sux at being Dest
20:48 Dest1 Its hard. 🙁
20:48 Davey You can’t do anything with op.
20:48 Davey ROFL
20:48 Davey NO
20:48 Davey HAHAH
20:48 *** Davey was kicked by Annona (Davey)
20:48 !!! You have been kicked from #VuTales
20:48 *** Davey joined #VuTales
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20:48 Annona Welcome to VuTales IRC, Davey. ^^
20:48 MasterCheeze it’s hard to be dumb, whoever’s impersonating dest
20:48 Dest1 LOLOL
20:48 Annona You can do that with op.
20:48 Davey THE F*CK WAS THAT FOR?
20:48 Davey That was nothing.
20:48 Davey FFS.
20:48 Vusys Annona >.>
20:48 Davey I hate the lack of control. 🙁
20:48 Dest1 Tato
20:48 Davey On MMOTMS
20:48 Dest1 You’re
20:48 Davey You could just ban people
20:48 Davey But now, I’m getting kicked 83904839048 times.
20:49 Davey A day.
20:49 Davey >>;
20:49 Dest1 THIS CLOSE —– TO NO MOAR OPS 🙁
20:49 Vusys <3 Davey
20:49 Annona meh.
20:49 *** Annona was kicked by Annona (Annona)
20:49 *** Annona joined #VuTales
20:49 +++ [leet] has given op to Annona
20:49 *** Gujju joined #VuTales
20:49 Annona hey Guj
20:49 Dest1 loves Gujju

:3

[David]

Lmfao.

IRC said:
21:06 Davey Bras are pretty complicated stuff
21:06 Davey I checked wikipedia
21:06 Davey and it’s freaking insannnneeee.
21:06 Davey I would hate to be a girl. >>;
21:06 Davey No offense, of course.
21:06 Vusys Complicated things, for the most complicated gender.
21:07 Vusys Yay for not having periods :33
21:07 Vusys Although
21:07 Vusys if I was a supreme being
21:07 Vusys I would make it so that people are genderless until 16 or so
21:07 Vusys and then they can pick
21:07 Vusys like at the start of Pokemon games
21:07 Vusys where Oak asks if you’re a boy or a girl.

[Gujju]

Who knew bras were so complicated for dudes to understand

[SilverFx]

..How are bras complicated…? O_o;

[Gujju]

They arent. But it took quite some time for the guys to get it

[Imppala]

I think he meant the wiki page. I checked it out and it’s not ridiculously long, but there’s so many sections on stuff about bras (Cultural significance of bras, anyone?) that it just looks complicated.

[MasterCheeze]

All you need to know is how to unstrap a bra, David.

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