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If you have not watched Zombieland..
and you fall under the category of zombie-lover or funny-action-movie-goer then you should probably get your arse up and watch it.
I laughed the entire movie. Literally.
Anyways, once you do watch (or if you’ll have), you’ll know about the Rules of Zombieland.
Here, have another trailer:
Anyways, I’ve taken it upon myself to finish the largely unfinished Rules, and I’d love your input.
1. Cardio.
2. Double Tap.
3. Beware of Bathrooms.
4. Seatbelts.
5. Best Offense is a Good Defense.
-Always carry some form of defense with you everywhere you go, be it a
gun, knife, or toilet lid.6. Cast Iron Skillet.
7. Travel Light.
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12. Bounty Paper Towels.
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15. Bowling Ball.
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17. (Don’t) Be A Hero.
-When faced with a situation in which a decisions involving risking
your safely for another, back out. You’re not gaining any charisma or quest
points out here.18. Limber Up.
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22. When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out.
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25. Friendly Fire Off.
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28. Nut Up or Shut Up.
29. The Buddy System.
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31. Always check the back seat.
32. Enjoy the little things.
33. Swiss Army Knife.
I’ve tried to keep true to the original list in the movie as well as the exclusive side trailers. All other blank spots are up for suggestion. I’ll be filling in the descriptions soon.
Aaron, I think Zappy meant the first trailer. It wouldn’t make sense for him to ask how many Zombielands there are, now would it?
Rule 0: Get into Emma Stone’s pants. LOLOL
Zombieland was a hilarious movie. I was laughing and going “Yah!” and punching my fist in the air the entire time. Loved it
Nass said: Rule 9001: Don’t travel with a black person. (They’ll die first anyway :()….
Too soon?
effing lol
DarkDragoon said: I watched it again today :3
Emma Stone=the shit
Favorite part is Bill Murray’s house xDBwahaha, yea.
I think my favorite part is when Wichita and Columbus were about to kiss and Tallahassee interrupts them, and then later Columbus calls him a big, cockblocking robot made in some factory. <3
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