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I had an extended convo with a guy from 4chan.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tits or gtfo
You: pics or it didn’t happen
Stranger: oh… hello /b/
You: what
You: since when was that /b/
Stranger: since you lost the game
Stranger: lolololol
You: what
You: but my powerlevel si over 9000
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: 9000?
Stranger: -O
Stranger: =O*
You: om nom nom nom
Stranger: so… i herd you liek mudkips
You: mudkips is a third generation water pokemon
You: power level is >9000
Stranger: wait a minute…
Stranger: IT’S A TRAP!!!
You: WTF BOOM
Stranger: lol, win
Stranger: 1.) go on omegle
2.) replace “hi” with “tits or gtfo”
3.) ???????????????????
4.) PROFIT
You: Is that the gameplan?
Stranger: it was kind of, yeah
You: let me guess
You: your leader is…
You: David?
Stranger: we’re all David here /b/rotha
You: ohsht
You: btw I’m sorry for the overused memes
Stranger: haha, no worries mate
Stranger: i’m pulling them out like no one’s business myself
Stranger: i was just trollin’
You: that’s so 5 months ago
You: It’s all about who has norton now
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: norton?!
Stranger: srsly?
You: i have norton and im gonna hack u
You: JK, I would never do that to you
Stranger: h4x
Stranger: wtf
You: cus i’ma firin’ my lazor
Stranger: but i’m in charge of malaysia
You: General Mao?
You: No wait…that’s a different country
Stranger: SHOOOOOOOP
Stranger: meh… bored now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Some guy wanted to cyber. I gave him a photo of the girl from the excorcist.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sex now
Stranger: u a guy or girl?
You: girl
Stranger: cool. how old?
You: 16
Stranger: ok. what sort of things u into then?
You: BSM
Stranger: u do anal?
You: It’s my favorite
Stranger: ass to mouth as well?
You: not as much but I do all
Stranger: do u finger ur ass?
You: not very often
Stranger: u wanna try now?
You: maybe 😉
Stranger: go on, see how deep u can go
You: im sure you want a pic
Stranger: u offering 1?
You: yeah
Stranger: ok then
You: http://tinyurl.com/5u8n7h
Stranger: wtf?
You: i’m pretty, right? 🙂
Stranger: whats wrong with u hun
You: it was a bad night
You: I was drunk you see…
Stranger: no idiot i know its the exorcist girl lol. i mean y r u so weird
You: haha
You: I’m just messing with you I’m a 30 year old caucasian man from Michigan
You have disconnected.I got a person from 4chan.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sup dog
Stranger: hey homy
Stranger: just trolling omegle
You: yeah son me too
Stranger: did anon call a raid?
You: I unno, you follow 4chan?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: internet hate machine
You: I guess I’m a newfag
Stranger: newfags cant▲
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You: ▲
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Stranger: hahahaha
You: fuck
Stranger: the game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.and OMGWTF I GOT MATCHED WITH FROGGY
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sex now
You: YES
You: GIVE IT TO ME
Stranger: pic first
Stranger: i need to visualize
You: http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg one on the right
Stranger: o naice
You: mudkipz
Stranger: DEST!
You: FROG
You: LOLOLO
Stranger: XD
Stranger: OM
Stranger: LOLOLO
Stranger: OLOL
Stranger: WOW!
You: WIN!
Stranger: 2770 users!
Stranger: NAICE!
You: ROFL
You: epic win
Stranger: XD
Stranger: We rox!
You: POST THIS RIGHT NOW
Stranger: YEUH
Stranger: noupostit
Stranger: BITCH
You: random stranger
You: lul
Stranger: lul
Stranger: Dude who teh fuck are you?
You: i’m http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg
You: duh
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: sex now?
You: k
Stranger: Wait music first
Stranger: unce ucne unce
You: my favorite 😉
Stranger: oh yeah baybay
Stranger: lets get this partay started
Stranger: lets rp
You: do the same thing olly did in his convo
Stranger: k
Stranger: lets rp about fruits and veggies
You: girl and boy veggies?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: dril a hole in teh watermelon
You: hm
Stranger: that is girl mlon
You: let me think
You: what fruit or veggie has a hole in it
You: I’ll be the banana
You: and you be the big melon with the hole drilled into it
Stranger: nu
Stranger: I wanna be the lychee
You: nu
You: I don’t want to get stabbed while inserting
Stranger: fine
Stranger: ill be a honeydew
You: k good
You: i’m those small bananas
You: the little guy
Stranger: k
Stranger: lets roll bitch
You: 1 in 2770 that’d I get matched with froggy
You: *C&P’s*
Stranger: inorite
Stranger: Now just to match with Olly and Quangy
You: lulul
You: k lets go
You: you start
Stranger: k
Stranger: i rub your waxy skin
You: i run away
You: I win
Stranger: bitch get ove rhere
Stranger: i stuff a pineapple in your peehole
You: wat
Stranger: dets right bitch
You: i stuff a honeydew down your peehole
Stranger: cheatin on me with chelsea now
You: http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg that was just a play picture!
Stranger: no it wasnt
Stranger: look shes kissing you
Stranger: bastard
You: no!
You: you got it twisted
Stranger: how dare you cheat on me
Stranger: and turn lesbo on me
You: I’m only 12
You: 🙁
Stranger: cuntnugget
Stranger: i dont wanna see you ever again
You: faggotcunt
Stranger: cockblocker
You: k let’s try and get matched up again lul
Stranger: kfine
Stranger: but
Stranger: post this convo
Stranger: but first
Stranger: HAI VUTALES! <3333333Nass said: This girl I ended up dding on Facebook. She’s real nice.Stranger: Hellooooo.
You: heyyy
Stranger: How you doing?
You: Good you?
Stranger: Cold.
Stranger: But generally good.
You: If it cold outside? Or is it just the room?
Stranger: The room.
You: *Is it
Stranger: I’m living in a dorm, which makes controlling the temperature a weeeeee bit difficult.
You: lol
You: My mom hates it when I turn on the heat
Stranger: My mom hates the exact opposite.
Stranger: That’s one of the reasons that I’m glad to be here.
You: lol
You: How many years you’ve been there?
Stranger: College?
Stranger: Little over one.
You: Cool, I’m only going on my 1st year of High School.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: I hated freshman year.
Stranger: XP
Stranger: Four years from now, you’ll look back and think, “Man, I hated Freshman year . . . “
You: Lol
You: Hopefully there will be some positve things to look back on though
Stranger: Don’t count on it.
Stranger: But good luck.
Stranger: Don’t worry, though.
Stranger: Life will get awesome the longer you go on living it.
You: Cool
You: Thanks for the advice
You: ;D
Stranger: So where are you from?
You: Montreal, Canada
You: And yourself?
Stranger: Tennessee.
Stranger: Down in that big place south of you.
Stranger: You know, the . . .
Stranger: Meh.
Stranger: The shithole.
Stranger: Xp
You: rofl
Stranger: Haet this plae . . .
Stranger: *place.
Stranger: Fingers moving to fast to keep up with my brain.
Stranger: Haet was deliberate.
You: I see, what’s so bad about it?
Stranger: No jobs, no money, nothing interesting to do unless you’re into alcohol and drugs.
You: Ouch
Stranger: Ummmm . . . Other stuff, too.
Stranger: I’m in this little suburb of a town 45 minutes out of the state capital.
You: Well, what are you aiming to be once you’re free of school?
You: Or at least your dream job
Stranger: Heh.
Stranger: Two totally different things, my dear.
Stranger: Dream job would be a singer on Brodway.
Stranger: Or a famous artist of some sort.
Stranger: Drawing, painting, singing, performing . . . Anything.
Stranger: Would be really fun.
Stranger: What I’m aiming for after school would probably be a councilor.
Stranger: Therapist of some kind, you know?
You: Yeah
Stranger: I’d love to be paid to express myself, though.
You: What’s your favorite play?
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: That’s really hard.
Stranger: A favorite play would probably be something by Shakespeare.
Stranger: Romeo and Juliet has some really nice dialogue.
Stranger: And I’m such a romantic these days.
Stranger: ^-^
Stranger: A favorite musical . . . I haven’t actually seen too many live.
Stranger: Just Little Shop of Horrors and RENT . . . And Guys and Dolls.
Stranger: Oh, and Seussical.
Stranger: Of those, Guys and Dolls probably takes it.
You: Yeah, my school did Guys and Dolls as the school play
Stranger: RENT has wonderful music, but it’s too popular to really enjoy anymore.
Stranger: Yeah, I saw it at a high school.
You: I wanna see it on Broadway one day
You: RENT was good too
Stranger: Broadway is just SO expensive, though.
Stranger: >.<
You: Yeah
Stranger: I saw the other two off Broadway.
Stranger: IN Nashville.
Stranger: Have you seen/heard Wicked?
You: My Drama teacher babbles about it, I’ve never gotten the chance to see it
Stranger: Great music, but the story’s too watered down from the book.
Stranger: Music’s AWESOME>
Stranger: For Good especially.
Stranger: So what are you doing up?
You: Nothing really, I coudn’t really sleep tonight
You: Decided to maybe kill some time on the computer
Stranger: Why can’t you sleep, honey?
You: No idea, I just keep waking up a couple of mins later
Stranger: Shame.
Stranger: Is there something on your mind, perhaps?
You: Not anything that I’d think would bother me.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: Sleep
Stranger: Whoops.
Stranger: Sleep’s not too easy to come by for me, either.
Stranger: I can’t pass out until I’m really tired, so I keep myself up and active so that comes sooner.
Stranger: What do you do for fun, then?
You: Reading, playing video games mostly.
You: Both of which didn’t/aren’t working at the moment
Stranger: Tried writing?
Stranger: I fell asleep writing last night.
Stranger: On my notebook, no less.
Stranger: Care to take a guess at what I was writing about?
You: ummm
You: Your future?
Stranger: Sleeping.
Stranger: But sleeping with someone.
Stranger: It’s easier somehow.
Stranger: And the rest is better.
Stranger: He should have been with me last night, but he had to work.
Stranger: >.<
You: Ouch that sucks D=
You: So I guess maybe I should try writting about how I feel or something?
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: Honestly, for me, the whole act relaxes me.
Stranger: The thinking it makes me do, the movement of my hands, the sound . . . Everything.
Stranger: What do you think of the Ting TIngs?
You: I like “That’s not my Name”
Stranger: I’ve got “Shut up and Let Me Go” Stuck in my head.
Stranger: “Great DJ” is good, too.
Stranger: But you have to wonder how many times the woman can say, “The drums” in one song.
You: lol yeah
Stranger: Just so fun.
You: You know..
You: I think I’m ready for sleep now
Stranger: Good job.
Stranger: ^-^
You: =D
Stranger: Sleep well, boo.
You: Thank you!
You: It was loads of fun talking to ya
Stranger: THank you kindly.
Stranger: Have a lovely life.
You: Same to you.
You: Maybe one day I’ll see you on Broadway
Stranger: One day.
You: Only I won’t really know it’s you
You: But still..
Stranger: I’m Colleen, if you really want to look me up on facebook.
You: Gotcha
You: Nice to meet you Colleen
Stranger: And you . . .
You: Michael Richards
You: not like the comedian
You: XD
Stranger: I’m going to look you up . . .
Stranger: XP
Stranger: I’m too curious for my own good.
Stranger: >.<
You: lol
Stranger: Though I’m sure you’d have more luck.
Stranger: >.<
You: Yeah
You: I do think I have your facebook here
Stranger: I think I might be the only one.
You: Guessing since it’s the only one XD
You: Yeah
Stranger: Weird looking chick.
Stranger: Lots of hairclips.
Stranger: With a redhead.
Stranger: There are over 500 Michael Richardses.
You: XD
You: Goes to show how common my name is
Stranger: XPPPP
You: Anyway, so I’ll add and then off to bed?
Stranger: Be my guest, dearie.
You: Done.
You: Well
You: Again, it was fun
Stranger: Now sleep.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Be a good boy?
You: Yeah lol
You: Doesn’t look like I’ll be waking up anytime soon though
Stranger: Gooooooood.
Stranger: I won’t either.
Stranger: >.<
You: haha
You: Well see yacooties!
Aaru said: That’s funny…
It’s funny because I have Verizon and they make those commercials about Verizon being better.
But my internet fails!
