[Dustin]

Nothing wrong with having herpes. I only break out like once every few years. 🙁

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Nass said:

David said:

Nass said:

FunnyFroggy said: He doesn’t have money for condoms.

Pull n pray.

best method of contraception right here

provided the woman doesn’t change mind at the last second, grab hold onto you with legs, and scream, have my babies.

that would suck

That’s when you kill her.

Orrrrrrr.
-Wake up next morning.
-Go out before she is awake and get breakfast.
-Go to the pharmacy. Plan B.
-Put in breakfast.
-Feed her breakfast.

Anyways, just cling to your ladyfriend. Hope she entertains you.

[Dustin]

Its awesome not being a minority

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Arly, I preordered Reach. We should play sometime.

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I don’t like it when black people use it just as much as I don’t like it when white people do. Those sorta double standards piss me off more than any racial slur. Hypocrisy is retarded.

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You are the weirdest bunch of people I’ve ever met.

Oh and check again, Dest. I unliked it. Just for you.

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It’s what I got when I googled present.

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Joaco said:

Dustin said: I like how everyone takes a joke argument me and Nass are having and blow it out of proportion. Holy shit, they’re arguing, they must be fucking stupid.

You want to know why you think everyone is such an asshole and so annoying? You’re easily bothered and judgmental. Anyways, I’ll stop having fun in your thread. Who gives a shit

it’s my thread. i give a shit. I give two shits. I give undefined number of shits. 🙁
can’t all we all be friends?
you’ve changed, dustin.

I haven’t changed, everyone else has.

[Dustin]

I like how everyone takes a joke argument me and Nass are having and blow it out of proportion. Holy shit, they’re arguing, they must be fucking stupid.

You want to know why you think everyone is such an asshole and so annoying? You’re easily bothered and judgmental. Anyways, I’ll stop having fun in your thread. Who gives a shit

[Dustin]

Nass said:

Dustin said:

Nass said:

Dustin said:

Nass said:

Dustin said:

Nass said: ur koins look rtarted

Bitch shut up, you don’t even have a fucking dollar coin.

If we did it wouldn’t be as ugly as that there coin.

If Americans actually put down their burgers for a god dam second and tried making a coin the nation would be proud of.

You seem to be under the impression that America’s youth isn’t tormented for their weight and to be large in America is a one-way ticket to Losersville. Yes, there are overweight people here but there are also 300 million people here. With 74ish% being overweight, there are still 78 million people (2 times that of Canada’s entire population) that are of satisfactory weight. Also, with Canada’s population being around 60% overweight, that only leaves 12 million people of satisfactory weight. You are more likely to find a tappable woman in the United States. There are much more of them. No doubt.

That’s right. Women are better in the United States.

Oh, and I love quarters and pennies and nickels and dimes. So shut up!

America is a ticket to Loserville. When someone says ignorant, first thought is USA. When someone says health problems, first thought is McDonald’s (or some other variation) which traces it’s way back to America. Wan b luzer? go 2 America.

I’ve been in and out the USA since I was like 6 and visited 4 different states. And I’m CONFIDENT that there is a less chance of me finding a tappable American girl than finding a tappable Canadian girl.

BESIDES CONNIE AND AMANDA AMERICA IS AN UGLY PLACE.

Psh, people have always hated those higher on the foodchain than themselves. Don’t get me wrong, I love Canada and most other countries but the only reason they’ve got a skewed view of us is because we’re large and people tend to media-ize everything everyone in America does. People pay more attention to us because we’re larger, richer, more powerful and more dramatic. Not because we’re ignorant or fat. Those are only stereotypes promoted by a foreign media who knows little-to-nothing about the actual American way of life. Maybe it’s the largest higher education system on the planet, or the most Nobel prizes, or the most advancements in technology in the last century but I refuse to believe that the United States is more stupid than any other country on the planet.

Oh and you haven’t been to the right places. All the tappable women are concentrated in certain predesignated areas. Sure there are stragglers but yeah. You obviously haven’t been to the right places. 4 states? Really? You’ve got 46 left.

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Nass said:

Dustin said:

Nass said:

Dustin said:

Nass said: ur koins look rtarted

Bitch shut up, you don’t even have a fucking dollar coin.

If we did it wouldn’t be as ugly as that there coin.

If Americans actually put down their burgers for a god dam second and tried making a coin the nation would be proud of.

You seem to be under the impression that America’s youth isn’t tormented for their weight and to be large in America is a one-way ticket to Losersville. Yes, there are overweight people here but there are also 300 million people here. With 74ish% being overweight, there are still 78 million people (2 times that of Canada’s entire population) that are of satisfactory weight. Also, with Canada’s population being around 60% overweight, that only leaves 12 million people of satisfactory weight. You are more likely to find a tappable woman in the United States. There are much more of them. No doubt.

That’s right. Women are better in the United States.

Oh, and I love quarters and pennies and nickels and dimes. So shut up!

[Dustin]

Nass said:

Dustin said:

Nass said: ur koins look rtarted

Bitch shut up, you don’t even have a fucking dollar coin.

If we did it wouldn’t be as ugly as that there coin.

[Dustin]

Nass said: ur koins look rtarted

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Aaron said: @Ganz: It’s probably the only thing anyone intelligent uses now.

Direct downloads are cool.

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if(/^finds{1}(.+)s{1}ins{1}(.+)/i.test(query)) { //find assholes in america returns true. 😛

Jerk. I loved you.

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