Arladerus said: Oh shut up! Only United States of Americaians use that kind of spelling (for the record, all of Western Earth is America). One day, I’m going to find you and become your neighbour. With an aluminium baseball bat, I will start by attacking the exterior of your home, ruining its aesthetics. You might want to put on some armour because what I will do to you will hurt and may kill. Although, a knight’s suit may not work because I will probably bring a Colt Python .357 calibre pistol. Would you rather me shoot you in the head or at the centre of your chest? In fact, you will probably lose all bowel control and diarrhoea all over the floor. Finally, I will inject loads of sulphuric acid into your body, spilling your guts all over the floor like some sort of yogourt. I hope you have some sort of defence against what I plan to do, or else you’ll definitely need a counsellor just to help you buy groceries.
Americaians?
We spell ‘aesthetics’ as ‘aesthetics’.
Rant failz