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Getting caught with weed under 1 ounce in California is liek a traffic ticket. If you have prescription for medical marijuana, you can carry up to 8 oz, and with a cannabis card you can grow your own weed!
sry, passing GO 9000 times only allocates you $1,800,000.
“I’m gonna have to arrest you on charges of counterfeiting.
You have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be used against you.”
-cuffs and shoves you into VuT Security car-“Unit 25 to dispatch, I’m 10-14. Do you copy?”
“10-4.”-drives off to station and parks in a kewl widdle spot-
“C’mon punk. Up and out.” Froggy grabs Zappy by the arm and pulls him out of the car.
They walk slowly up to the metal door leading into the station. Froggy flashes the reader with his ID and a buzzer sounds, opening the door.Stepping inside, Froggy leads Zappy to a door with metal bars on the outside. He unlocks the door, and pushes Zappy in. Facing Zappy, Froggy says, “GIT YER ARSE IN DERE!” and shoves him into a cell, causing Zappy to trip and fall on his FAT ASS! Froggy locks the door and leaves
-skips booking process and all that legal shat and fast forwards to trial date, October 18th, 2009-
-skips introductory court shat and fast forwards to defendant-
“Will the defendant please stand?”
-Zappy stands-
“You are charged with counterfeiting, do you plead guilty?” asks the judge.
“Not guilty, Your Honor,” replies Zappy.
“OBJECTION!!!!!!” screams Aggron.
“Denied,” answered the judge.
“…k,”
-skips to defense attorney-
“Is it true that your name is…Kyle?” asked the DA.
“Uhhh…yes.”
“AHAAAAA! I have no further questions, Your Honor.”
“Hmm…based on the evidence so far, I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO FIFTY YEARS OF LIFE IMPRISONMENT WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE!”
“On what evidence!?” demanded Zappy.
“Because…YOU’RE A JEW!” -pulls off mask, revealing Eric Cartman. “RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH! Court dismissed, where’s my donut, DAMNIT!”-end-
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Death penalty is no different than murder. It’s supposed to be a punishment to show others what happens to you if you commit a severe enough crime. But does that stop people from killing? No. The death penalty sends the wrong message. Why kill someone for killing to show killing is immoral?
Life imprisonment is better, because it gives the convicted the time to reflect about his or her actions, and maybe even be proven innocent when truth is uncovered several years later (which has happened).
Plus, it costs a lot more to administer death penalties than life imprisonment. All that legal shat is a lot of money.
Therefore, life imprisonment is the answer. If someone sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole, he may kill within the prison, but he could be placed in solitary confinement. 24/7. There he can sit there thinking about his decisions and how he ruined his life, rotting there until his death. On some occassions, he could be let out for a while, or so I’ve heard, so it’s not thaaaaaaat bad. 😛
Mostly azn music. 😐
Apocalyptica
Ayumi Hamasaki
Big Bang
BoA
Breaking Benjamin
Coldplay
Dragonforce
Fahrenheit
Fall Out Boy
fripSide
Fountains of Wayne
Gary Cao Ge
Green Day
Guang Liang
Hinoi Team
James Lin
Jay Chou
Linkin Park
The Lonely Island
Maaya Sakamoto
Metallica
The Offspring
Owl City
Plain White Ts
SHE
SNSD
Taylor Swift
Utada Hikaru
Wang Lee Hom
Weird Al Yankovich
Wilber Pan
Wonder Girls
Zhang Hui MeiRep said: Unless they actually blow up the moon… imagine having the sun out 24/7.If the moon is gone, there’ll still be night. o.o Except it’ll be pitch black, because the moonlight is the sunlight reflecting off the moon.
Reve said:
-throttles up chainsaw and chases Froggy-Oooh. Kinky. ;D
-motorboats Reve-
ROLOLOLOLOLOL
-runs-
SaintofSin said: How the eff do you know mah name?
lol
and you ttly can make 82% of a sphere..I have contacts all over the world. ;D
And NO YOU CAN’T! >O
dee32693 said: HEY SMART GUYQuick, you have two block of clay in cube form and the edges are 10 cm. How many spheres with a radius of 5 cm can you make with that amount of clay? *tests you*
10*10*10 = 1000 cm3 = volume of 1 cube
2 cubes = 2000 cm31 sphere = 4/3(3.14*5^3) = 523.33 cm3
2000/523.33 = 3.82 = 3 spheres
SO “SMART” GUY IS WRONG CUZ U CAN’T MAKE 3.8 SPHERES! 😛
EDIT: Er, I meant SaitnofSin, or Johann. LOLOLOLOL 😛
Why hallo thar. We dun liek joo conceited buds here, Mr. “SmartGuy”. So wutch yer back, pally, lest you wish to find a knife in your back hurhurhurrrr.
On a brighter note, welcome to VuTales, where you’ll never be normal again. 🙂
TIP: Watch for perv Dest, blek Nass (he’ll beat yo ass up), blek Dee (she’ll slap yo ass up), Aggron, Snail, Fennec Fox, a potato, a pair of shining wings, a faygot programmer named Dervd (:)), a little fat goat, a masochistic knight, a piece of cheese that owns you, a dragoon, a snow hamster, artsy freak Reve, carfreak, a guy who cries after sex, a feminine steel whip (she’ll whip yo ass up), and an Englishman. (he’ll go English on yo ass).Oh, and the two Gs, Ganzicus and Grimno. They’ll go gangsta on yo ass.
