Ganzicus

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  • in reply to: College #23474
    Ganzicus
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    Make sure it’s something practical.

    in reply to: Corrupt A Wish #23296
    Ganzicus
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    Hahaha what

    Granted. You spontaneously combust, but the flame does not burn you or anything near you. You quickly become a celebrity among the masses and the inability of modern science to explain your immolation causes most of the uninformed public to lose all faith in science. Society breaks down as the few “scientists” remaining are hunted down and killed, ushering in a new era of superstition and stagnation. You remain in a position of power as a god-figure among the general public, enjoying all the luxuries expected of such a position. In the meantime, undeveloped countries go about their daily struggles as normal, managing to find ways to permanently improve their lots in life after aid from wealthier countries is cut off.

    Disgusted with the ignorance of the rest of the civilized world, the Belgians declare war on your country of residence. Having retained the advantage of technology, the 1st Belgian Expeditionary Force rapidly carves a nearly bloodless path through said country of residence with one goal in mind. While you are strolling through the palatial gardens, a Belgian sniper delivers a heavy-calibre round to your head. The fire, being purely cosmetic in nature, did nothing to save you.

    Though the damage was done, humanity regains its former knowledge in a mere century. But your legacy remains, manifesting as inexplicable balls of flame that drift on air currents to eventually reach every last corner of the world. Scientists manage to isolate these balls of flame as individual molecules thought to have separated from your remains, yet how these molecules can give off a persistent cosmetic flame will never be known.

    And from a high perch six dimensions away, a bearded figure laughs.

    I wish I could read at a speed of over 9000 words per minute with a >90% retention rate.

    in reply to: Corrupt A Wish #23165
    Ganzicus
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    Froggy… I haven’t had that dream and wouldn’t be insane enough to have chosen it anyway, given the much better and more fulfilling alternative that I would have. Gotta corrupt it some other way.

    Next: granted. “Some” assembly required. The parts will arrive in 1-lb shipments spread over the course of six years. Welding equipment, batteries and instruction manual not included.

    I wish Monsanto would be disbanded.

    in reply to: Corrupt A Wish #23131
    Ganzicus
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    Granted, but you can’t attend any of the classes.

    I wish I could select one of my own past dreams and its events would transpire in reality.

    in reply to: Remixes that are better than the original. #23099
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    in reply to: Assignment for Pir #23028
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    greenelf said: Forever alone..pig?

    That’s a Slowpoke, you silly.

    in reply to: Dem Graphics #23027
    Ganzicus
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    Impressive.

    in reply to: Assignment for Pir #23021
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    in reply to: Wanted: A few people to test registration. #21747
    Ganzicus
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    Provider: Hotmail
    Country: Canada
    Account: Ganztest
    Time: Immediate
    Status: Detected as junk
    Note: After marking it as Not Junk, I received a second email that was properly directed to the Inbox. The activation URL on the second email was different.

    in reply to: Fap Free February 2011 #21584
    Ganzicus
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    I lost… the other game though. Fffuuu.

    in reply to: Fap Free February 2011 #21573
    Ganzicus
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    Who, Dustin?

    in reply to: Fap Free February 2011 #21557
    Ganzicus
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    hahahahahaha

    in reply to: RP Idea? #21515
    Ganzicus
    Participant

    I’ll join as a player.

    in reply to: RP Idea? #21494
    Ganzicus
    Participant

    We’re going to need a concrete ruleset or this is not gonna work.

    in reply to: Death. #21483
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    tarheel91 said:

    Gujju said: Some research says it costs more to have someone executed than living in a cell for life.

    I know it’s usually done by lethal injection, but there’s no way a few bullets are worth more than a lifetime’s supply of food. I honestly doubt a few hundred mL of anything besides liquid gold is either.

    It’s all the damn legal fees.

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