Imppala

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  • in reply to: Ohaider #8709
    Imppala
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    Hey there. Welcome to VuTales.

    in reply to: Singapore #8364
    Imppala
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    Nah, now I take matters into my own hands =P.

    in reply to: Who’s with me #8356
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    Put it this way… people have been kickbanned for less in other channels I know of. Far less.

    in reply to: Singapore #8355
    Imppala
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    Comics, too. I want to live in Japan. Failing which, Taiwan. Based on speed of manga releases, anyway -_-

    in reply to: Who’s with me #8350
    Imppala
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    For the record, he didn’t dc me.

    I just didn’t feel up to giving him what fer.

    in reply to: Singapore #8349
    Imppala
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    Me. I visit Singapore every morning when I wake up =P

    in reply to: Singapore #8322
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    @FF: Common misconception. I think there IS such a law, whether or not it gets enforced is another story.

    We’ve got a few Singaporeans here. Zhlink, Sil and I, if memory serves.

    I’m pretty sure it’s by capita, David -_- And who said anything about Beijing?

    I’ll leave the rest to talk about Singapore. My national pride got knocked a bit after my stint in the compulsory military service.

    in reply to: The Anti-Weeaboo Brigade #8155
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    Ah souka? Naze desu ka? Ore wa honto nihon no hito wa janai, demo watashi wa, nihongo o naraimasu. Mondai wa nai?

    in reply to: Corrupt A Wish #8143
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    Granted. David wishes for something. Unfortunately, he wishes for you to start out a normal healthy boy, and to end as a mangled corpse. I get to sort out the gory, messy and definitely bloody details in between, like how to tie your arms together in a reef knot.

    I wish for a time paradox that did not involve any generation up to and including me dying.

    in reply to: Quotes to be quoted. #7863
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    One more Pterry quote…

    It is always a wonderful thing when you fight someone willing to die for his country. This means you and him have exactly same objective in mind.

    in reply to: VuTales IRC’s Funniest Quotes #7862
    Imppala
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    I think he meant the wiki page. I checked it out and it’s not ridiculously long, but there’s so many sections on stuff about bras (Cultural significance of bras, anyone?) that it just looks complicated.

    in reply to: Corrupt A Wish #7749
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    Granted, i stuff a muffn with arsenic for yuo to eat it. You won’t have a headache anymore.

    I wish for good stuff.

    in reply to: Corrupt A Wish #7676
    Imppala
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    Granted. But first, they make you a subject for me to practice vasectomy on.

    “Scalpel.”

    “Drill.”

    “Chainsaw.”

    “Dammit, drill again. This hip bone is giving me problems.”

    “Someone mix me a vodka and coke, I’m starting to lose that buzz.”

    I wish for a vodka and coke.

    in reply to: Rhyme or Relate #7476
    Imppala
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    Ban mian.

    in reply to: Free artz! <3 #7347
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    If the girls had noticeable breasts, this challenge would be easy.

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