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Nass said: On National Geo
they said that the Moon will come hurling towards Earth. Because it’s moving away from the Earth at 3cm like a year, and the bomb is gonna shove it back into place and then some.
3cm a year in space is like going to your neighbors house over the span of 3 centuries.
FunnyFroggy said: sry, passing GO 9000 times only allocates you $1,800,000.“I’m gonna have to arrest you on charges of counterfeiting.
You have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be used against you.”
-cuffs and shoves you into VuT Security car-“Unit 25 to dispatch, I’m 10-14. Do you copy?”
“10-4.”-drives off to station and parks in a kewl widdle spot-
“C’mon punk. Up and out.” Froggy grabs Zappy by the arm and pulls him out of the car.
They walk slowly up to the metal door leading into the station. Froggy flashes the reader with his ID and a buzzer sounds, opening the door.Stepping inside, Froggy leads Zappy to a door with metal bars on the outside. He unlocks the door, and pushes Zappy in. Facing Zappy, Froggy says, “GIT YER ARSE IN DERE!” and shoves him into a cell, causing Zappy to trip and fall on his FAT ASS! Froggy locks the door and leaves
-skips booking process and all that legal shat and fast forwards to trial date, October 18th, 2009-
-skips introductory court shat and fast forwards to defendant-
“Will the defendant please stand?”
-Zappy stands-
“You are charged with counterfeiting, do you plead guilty?” asks the judge.
“Not guilty, Your Honor,” replies Zappy.
“OBJECTION!!!!!!” screams Aggron.
“Denied,” answered the judge.
“…k,”
-skips to defense attorney-
“Is it true that your name is…Kyle?” asked the DA.
“Uhhh…yes.”
“AHAAAAA! I have no further questions, Your Honor.”
“Hmm…based on the evidence so far, I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO FIFTY YEARS OF LIFE IMPRISONMENT WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE!”
“On what evidence!?” demanded Zappy.
“Because…YOU’RE A JEW!” -pulls off mask, revealing Eric Cartman. “RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH! Court dismissed, where’s my donut, DAMNIT!”-end-
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You should have blogged this, I lol’d.
Because there comes a time when I am tired of the complete and utter nonsense that is VuTales and would like to unwind my social demeanor and abstract thoughts into a well-placed debate over a futile argument that will not solve anything but will soothe my need for argument without direct flaming.
Don’t get me wrong, the randomness of this place is what makes me check it every morning. But people have needs.
HyperStudio?
Dunno, I only ever record TF2 demos and that game comes with it’s own, AWESOME demo recorder.
Zappy said: Abortion is a constitutional right guaranteed by the privacy clause in the most important American document of all time, to bereave us of such a right would be the downfall of all civil liberties, overpopulation, and many teen moms living in utter penury, no religious right group should be able to impede or disallow any process of abortion whatsoever.ALSO.
Will god send the atheists to hell?
@Zappy Just eat the babies instead.
@Aaron The turtle is a pie!
Simply seeing the site, or any reference to i, boils me. I despise that hole of insolent and insecure dunces who thrive on their own lack of purpose.
