SirPainsalot

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  • in reply to: The Sky Reddens CYOA #11491
    SirPainsalot
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    Equipment

    Pocket Knife – Use 15 times

    Health– 90%

    You decide to run away; besides, who said that the monster couldn’t climb? (Psst… It can’t climb.)

    You didn’t realized that you ran head first into one of those things. It has fallen, but the other two aren’t as happy. You back off and search your surroundings. There’s a bloody butcher knife nearby, to the right of you. Behind you, the Witch is waiting, crying. The help call was always there.

    Either way, you could die. You took the butcher knife first.

    Then you

    A) Go off to face the Witch again.

    B) Kill the things and ignore the help.

    C) Ignore the things and go to help through the burning building.

    D) Kill the things and go to help.

    Equipment

    [color=brown]Butcher Knife[/color] Use – 10 times

    Pocket Knife Use – 15 times

    Health – 95%
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    Due to your astounding recovery rate, you gain 5% of health each turn. Also, I suggest trying to help the person. The Witch doesn’t cry “Help”, I can tell you that.

    in reply to: The Sky Reddens CYOA #11489
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    You would’ve gotten a gun had you gone inside the house. 😛

    in reply to: The Sky Reddens CYOA #11486
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    … NOT GOOD…
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    Equipment

    Broken Beer Bottle
    Use- 4 times

    You decide to shine the flashlight in the corner. There you see… A gray lady. I mean literally gray. Her body was gray. She seems to have… huge… claws…
    Uh oh…
    She turns around.
    You have startled the Witch.
    She runs at you and swipes you with one of her huge claws.
    You hit her multiple times with the beer bottle until its reduced to a top. You throw it away quickly and kick the Witch away. She is knocked back, but prepared to come back at you.

    You

    A) Run Away

    B) Climb one of the playground’s walls.

    Equipment

    Pocket Knife – Use 15 times

    Health– 90%
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    I WOULD have a C, but I won’t let you guys kill yourselves by fighting it.

    in reply to: The Sky Reddens CYOA #11482
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    You decide to run to the playground. The moans seem to be getting smaller and smaller.
    You turn your head around during the run and find that the things are all over the car. You can’t see what they were; you only see movements.
    When you look back, you look at disaster. You are supposed to find the city here, but you instead see a fire and a few of those things, which looks horrid.
    Besides you, there’s a bloody broken beer bottle. You pick it up as a weapon.

    Equipment

    Broken Beer Bottle
    Use- 4 times

    You hear a scream for help soon after from the fire. At the right corner of the playground, which is all dark, you hear crying from that corner.

    You

    A) Kill the things in your way and ignore everything else.

    B) Go back to those things swarming the car and try your luck.

    C) Go shine a flashlight at the dark corner.

    D) Go to the dark corner.

    E) Kill those things in front of the fire and try to rescue the person who cried for help.
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    Another important one. Please don’t be stupid.
    Also, use means that you can only bash with the beer bottle 4 times. This is special for bottles only. Guns has ammo instead.

    in reply to: The Sky Reddens CYOA #11500
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    This one was for fun, so I’ll go with the first. Froggy. :3
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    “What’s wrong with you, idiot!” you screamed, then you proceed to stab him in the eye, punch him in the face, then kick him off.
    The brutal murder made him fall back. Into a car.
    Car alarm has started. Moans everywhere.
    For those few moments, you realized that there’s those things… In the movies… But you can’t particularly remember it.
    You’re too busy throughout this to notice that your hand has fully recovered.
    Back on Earth, the car alarm rings as the moans grew louder and louder.
    A car crash is heard in the distant
    Around you is an empty house and a playground.
    You

    A) Run to the sound of the car crash to investigate.

    B) Run to the playground.

    C) Get inside the house.
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    NOTE This decision is EXTREMELY important. There could be fatalities should you make the wrong moves around this point. Also, I indeed got the car alarm thing from L4D. 🙂

    in reply to: Count to 840 #9067
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    -813
    This is honestly, the most boring thread evarrr. @_@

    in reply to: Soviet Russia Reversal Game #9769
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    In Soviet Russia, pies bake YOU! (sux ino)

    in reply to: Raczynski and V #9505
    SirPainsalot
    Participant
    Zhlink said:

    FunnyFroggy said: I bet the database is still therez…

    DDoS attack on Basil lulululululul

    That could cause quite the ruckus.

    “They set us the bomb!”
    “What?”
    “Incoming Message from VuTales”
    “All your Bogdan are belong to us.”

    Vusys: ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHGRRRRRRRRR
    Bogdan: Hehehehe…
    Me: YOU’RE GONNA DESTROY THE WHOLE INTERWEBZ VUSYSSSS! YOU GOTTA STOP ITTTTTTTTTT!!!
    Someone: LET’S GET OUTTA HERE PAINS!
    Vusys: FINAL FLASH! *dramatic pause*
    AHHHHHH PSUNNNNNNNN!
    Bogdan: *stops laughing* WHATS THIS-
    BOOOOOOOM!

    in reply to: Raczynski and V #9407
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    Yah let’s get it ON

    in reply to: Raczynski and V #9288
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    We’re dead.
    DEADDDD.
    DEAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
    Now its time for real-life Bogdan and V.
    HURRAY

    in reply to: VuTaler ID Cards. #9244
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    Holeh shet
    Nice job Cheezy! =D

    in reply to: Raczynski and V #9064
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    YOU ARE.
    NO one suspected you.
    Why did you choose Arly btw?

    in reply to: Raczynski and V #8992
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    Wow. You basilers got OWNED. =)
    I mindgame’d Arly into picking Nass.
    =D

    in reply to: Ohaider #8929
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    *slaps all of you with a trout* >(

    in reply to: Vusys is a god. :( #8928
    SirPainsalot
    Participant

    Obey Vusys.
    HE COMMANDS US ALLLL!
    *bow bow bow*

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