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Oh yeah, you were streaming a romhack of Mario (similar to Kaizo Mario, but I’m not sure) for us, then you pretty much called us idiots and left (for no reason). : <
But yeah, hai. :3===Evening, Fall===
Instincts told you to run away immediately.
(Dice roll… Lemme clear some things up. If you make a bad decision, the result of the roll is decreased by 30. So you’ll get 70 or below no matter what.)
… DAMN! 37
37 – 30 = 7 (Yikes, much?)
You took them for fools, and attempted to dash away merrily. The invention of the flashlight helped them spot you, and shots were fired at you. The Jockey is no match for four pistols…. At all. The first shot pierced deep through your flesh, another deepened the wound. Two other bullets stroked your sides, and the last one hit your jaw just as you let out a shrill laugh one last time.
[3 kills made, 1 life lost, you are ???)
…
Huh?
A rather odd feeling overwhelmed you.
…
You wake up to find yourself face to face with the… asphalt.
You slowly got up, groggy and all, as if you just had a hangover. You look at your hands and you are stunned to find yourself alive again; just not the way you expected. A disfigured hand, most of its flesh showing.
Before you can react, instincts overwhelmed you, and you sniffed the air for any signs of blood meals. A lone human seems to be heading towards a house, plus he looks fully loaded. Two people are together fighting off a horde set off by an annoying car alarm, and having a bit of success. A charger is busy walloping a man while the man’s cohort is attempting to break him free.===Midnight, Fall===
You:
A) Track down the lone human.
B) Charge at the two people.
C) Stalk the two people.
D) Help the Charger.
(Blood Thirst is how much blood you need. Low blood thirst means you must attack a human fast! Also, don’t get too careless. 14 more deaths results in Survivor mode! So, you can either make the bad choices to get to survivor mode, or make the right choices to stay as an Infected.)
(Check out the first post for all the information!)
I think we should start updating the Uncyclopedia for VuTales, as some VuTalers are worthy to mention.
As for you, Zappy, I salute thee. First fail troll in VuTales. Were you misunderstood? Yes, indeed you were. Harsh words were spoken to you, and I don’t believe you deserve that kind of treatment. [ttext=But I must say, don’t use much big words just to sound smart… It’s kinda stupid. >.>]See ya![/ttext]I would try, but I know I wouldn’t even have a chance… ._.
It’s not worth it to try if you know you have pretty much no chance at all…
As much as I hate being on the band wagon, definitely Ganz. <3(Rawr, I was hoping you guys wouldn’t make a decision this quick. ;_; )
You decide to attack the stern man first. Instincts were slowly making you go insane…. Hysteria, even. The thought of blood from the humans were seeping into your once-sane mind. You jump onto the floor with a blood-curdling cackle due to your insane state-of-mind. Whoops.
One of the white suits, of which had a disgusted look on his face, turned around first. Realizing that you were running to his group, he flipped out his pistol quickly and fired shots straight at you. (-70 HP)However, despite the wounds, you continue striving forward toward the stern-looking man.
Before the entire group go turn around to notice you, [colour=brown]the Hunter[/colour] which was waiting to ambush pinned the white suit which was attacking you.
The other white suit and the stern man decided to help out their friend, while the [colour=brown]sluggish man[/colour] tried to shoot you. However, it was too late… You simply ignored him and leaped up to the man’s back…(Okay, allow me to present to you the attack system… A number will be picked out of 100… If it’s 70 and up, you succeed. 50-69, you succeed but with little success. 30-49, you missed, but you are able to an attack of some sort. 29 and down is basically an all-out wreck. If you don’t like the fact that the chance is random, please go ahead and try to find a better system…If you can. I’d be happy to have some tips and help about the attack system.)
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You somehow managed to make it to the man’s back as your aiming was off, and you start clawing at him. The man loosened his grip on his gun and dropped it. You couldn’t hold your laughter anymore. Insanity had invaded your mind and turned your thoughts into pure madness. The rest of the world seemed pointless to observe since instinct had taken control. You let out a series of cackles while holding onto the man’s back, clawing at him. He struggled and struggled, but to no avail. You leaned backwards, making him move towards that direction. The sluggish man shot at you, but to no avail. Your erratic movements made it hard for him to shoot you, so instead he hit his own teammate. The laggard gave up in trying to help his friend, so all he could do was let out a call for his friend.
“Wayne! Nooo Wayne!” he cried out.The other two white suits were too busy dealing with [colour=brown]the Hunter[/colour] apparently, but you couldn’t notice. You were too busy dealing with the struggling man, who let out grunts of pain and small screams.
You moved him towards a nearby alley with a dead end. The person was giving in…
The stern man’s eye were once gruff and solid, but he was starting to give in to the infection… Other zombies heard the struggle and joined in on the supposed lunch. However, the virus had different plans (if it had any). Before you can incapacitate the man, a force made you stop. You jumped off as you realize that the man was screaming, eyes aglow with red.
His sky was reddening…
Mutations were slowly occurring in his body. His skin was loosing its color, turning gray. Parts of his flesh were being exposed… However, the lowly common Infected were still harming him, even though he was turning into one of their own. An example of their how violent and savage they are.
Your instincts led you to start to walk away You had no point in dealing with spoiled blood.(1 kill, 0 lives lost, you are the Jockey)
The group had just finished dealing with the Hunter, and are heading towards you! Unfortunately, you’re trapped; a dead end alley!
You
A) Charge at them.
B) Try to hide.
C) Attempt to run out of the alley.
(Check out the first post for all the information!)
You decided to stalk the group of people. Instincts told you to look around for a special infected ladder. You quickly find one on an abandoned building devoid of life but full of the undead. You climbed quickly and scanned for the group. They weren’t too far. You jumped from building to building with slight ease, which gave evidence that you obviously are NOT a Boomer. The group of treats were clustered together and heading into an alley where the Witch was crying. You really expected to find your friends, but their clothing told you the opposite.
There are two people with white suits stained with Boomer bile and crimson blood. Both of them had a single pistol; not much protection. They apparently had bloody crosses on their suit… Seems familiar… Along with them are two men with blood-stained protective clothing and helmets. One of them was a laggard who kept on moving sluggishly. This man carried a shield which had blood splatters on it’s see-through surface and a simple pistol. The other man was a rather stern, gruff man, and marched his way through. He made sure that his partner, the laggard, didn’t fall behind. This person had a mini-machine-gun type weapon. Obviously, this guy was not one to mess with.
As the group edged closer to the Witch, you can see one of your fellow zombie, the [colour=brown]Hunter[/colour], raring to attack them. Just as he was about to ambush them, you
A) Attack the laggard first.
B) Attack the white suits first.
C) Attack the stern man first.
D) Attack them after the [colour=brown]Hunter[/colour] attacks.
E) Sneak by them and look for a better situation to fight.
*Note: Some decisions may look easy, but if you pay attention to the descriptions, they may be more difficult than you think. Vice versa.
Keep track of current hp, etc here!
You: [colour=Purple]Jockey[/colour]- 255 hp out of 325
Time: Midnight, Fall.
[color=violet]Blood Thirst[/color]: 50% (-10 decreased each turn)
Attacks: Leap: Reload time = 2 turn(s)
Common Infected: Regular Common Infected- Your run-of-the-mill Infected. Not much help from these guys.
Special Infected: Hunter- A stealthy killer that are made for quick kills. Great ambusher. Jockey- A maniacal midget zombie that ‘”rides” on top of Survivors. Great for picking out solo survivors.
Lives used: ???
People Killed: 3 kill streak
Deaths until Survivor Mode: 14
[colour=gold]Tank Time[/colour]: 7 more kills needed for Tank.
People Known/Remembered: Wayne– A stern, gruff man with protective clothing of some sort. Not much else is known about him. You turned him into an Infected, although what kind is unknown.
Attack System–
A number will be picked out of 100… If it’s 70 and up, you succeed. 50-69, you succeed but with little success. 30-49, you missed, but you are able to an attack of some sort. 29 and down is basically an all-out wreck. If you make a bad decision, the roll will be decreased by 30. If you don’t like the fact that the chance is random, please go ahead and try to find a better system…If you can. I’d be happy to have some tips and help about the attack system(Actually, D won, so its still the Sky Reddens. I’ll figure it out anywho.
So! I will begin on the new thread. :3 )
“… My name is Tim.” the obese man spoke out. “Nice to meet cha’.”
You begin to speak, “Hey Tim, this is Clare, Ashley Vickers, Agent Oliver and D-…”
A striking pain put a stop to your introduction. You start to fall down. Your teammates notice a zombie had it’s jaw held firm on your own flesh.
Your head feels like its going to burst. Your mental state of mind is scrambled. You let out a blood-curling scream…Kk this will require a lot of awesomeness to make…
Should I make a new thread? I only need three people to tell me, for majority rules. :3A) Si
B) No, continue with this one(((FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TIME TO PUPPET FORCEFULLY. -.-)))
Hugh had a hangover and fell to the ground with a thump before he could chase after Lavina.
That Night…
After having a great party, Bogdan fell into a hangover after a bit too much drinking.
That night… A dream came to him that would change all of Vutalia forever.
“Bogdan… You have done well as king so far…”
“What the…?”
A clove of basil( his favorite type of food) in heavenly light appeared to him in his estranged vision.
“You must rename the city of VuTalia…. You must name it after me, Basil… You must execute much more people…” the clove of basil continued. “I have also come to warn you of a danger outside the walls of our own city. There are evil intruders there, and only your people can help.”
“But… That’s lunacy and heresy!” responded the still sane Boggy.
“Believe it!” cried out Basil. “Er… I mean, I must leave. Now, remember my words!….” the voice echoed and faded.Tomorrow’s Noon
After a grueling hangover, King Bogdan woke up in a rather lewd position with Louis the Village Idiot.
“Wenches, throw him into the dungeons for now…” commanded the King Bogdan in a croaky voice. The wenches immediately responded, taking about 8 of them to carry the huge buffoon. The throne room was thoroughly cleaned while Raczynyski was asleep.
With a growing migrane, Bogdan was starting to hallucinate of basil everywhere…
The king still remembered the odd dream he had, and he slowly grew more insane than before.
He started to believe in it.Atticus woke up with a minor headache. “Boy, that party right there was jolly!” he thought to himself.
Atticus gave a tip to the bartender as he walked outside. Suddenly, a soldier came in to the streets of Vutalia from the castle in a rather rushed and gasped tone.
“The king hereby renames the city of Vutalia…” the soldier gave one last breath, for he knew the locals will kill him once they heard the news. He had seen it happen many times, but never once thought it would happen to him.“Basilia!” Blood spattered soon.
News soon spread that there were evil intruders outside the city walls and that Bogdan needs the citizens’ help.
Chaos and revolt ensued.
(((If you disagree with this, then tellzorz me and I change it. But I think its perfect. :3 )))
