SUP EVERYONE!
It’s that time of the year again! With Christmas just around the corner, what better gift to give to your loved ones than a passionate, lusty story involving your favorite community! YAY!
This fanfic, tentatively named, Fifty Shades of Connie, will feature our favorite CANON VuTales relationships!
PLOT
Our heroine, Connie, a bodacious Chinese tourist seeking to satisfy her lusty culinary desires, travels the world sampling irresistibly delectable delights that just makes her squeal in pleasure. OH GODD! おいしいです~~~
Except it won’t be moe. Oh no. It will be FULL ON SEXSEXSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX~
CAST
STARRING
Connie!~
And some of her entr饳 of passion from her steamy pit stops:
A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.
and more!
Cameo for you if you can figure out who each dish represents. Limited to first two.
Here’s a little teaser of what’s to come.
In text form.
Stay tuned for the first chapter, where Connie visits the capital of sensual loving, Paris, France!
Release Date: Sometime after 12/14.
Commissioned by the VuTales community on December 10, 2012
18 Comments
Ohgod I think I’m in it. AWYISS
These are not CANON ships stop deluding yourself
Also Curry des escargots. oh lord.
But they are comedy material
I’m preparing my body for the awesome 😛
that banana gif is fantastic. where do you even find that stuff?
This’ll either make us great or ruin us. I think I’m glad I didn’t make it into the fanfic.
LOL I’m dead.
GET PUMPED:
https://soundcloud.com/david-gao/fiftyshadesofconnie
Lets put me
Sexsexsexsexsex. x.
so beautiful
I’mreadyI’mreadyI’mready!
DA HELL WHAT LOL WHAT WAT
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.
…I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.
…I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP
Question:
Aren’t you glad this never actually happened?
Question 2:
Aren’t you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.
…I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP
Question:
Aren’t you glad this never actually happened?
Question 2:
Aren’t you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?
I for one, was looking forward to it
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.
…I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP
Question:
Aren’t you glad this never actually happened?
Question 2:
Aren’t you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?
I’m sure Kevin started it somewhere. AND WOULDNT THE AUDIOBOOK HAVE BEEN RECORDED BY YOU
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.
…I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP
Question:
Aren’t you glad this never actually happened?
Question 2:
Aren’t you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?
I’m sure Kevin started it somewhere. AND WOULDNT THE AUDIOBOOK HAVE BEEN RECORDED BY YOU
Yeah. And I’m extremely sad because I already recorded a ton of sound snippets.
Lots of jelly was involved.
Lots.
I’m still kinda butthurt cuz Connie’s (<3) icon hurts my feels tbh
I DID START IT!
I swear I’ll finish it before spring break!
And Nass, Connie’s just playing hard to get.
get it brah