VUTALES FIRST FANFIC

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SUP EVERYONE!

It’s that time of the year again! With Christmas just around the corner, what better gift to give to your loved ones than a passionate, lusty story involving your favorite community! YAY!

This fanfic, tentatively named, Fifty Shades of Connie, will feature our favorite CANON VuTales relationships!

PLOT

Our heroine, Connie, a bodacious Chinese tourist seeking to satisfy her lusty culinary desires, travels the world sampling irresistibly delectable delights that just makes her squeal in pleasure. OH GODD! おいしいです~~~

Except it won’t be moe. Oh no. It will be FULL ON SEXSEXSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX~

CAST

STARRING
Connie!~

And some of her entr饳 of passion from her steamy pit stops:

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.

and more!
Cameo for you if you can figure out who each dish represents. Limited to first two.

Here’s a little teaser of what’s to come.

In text form.

Stay tuned for the first chapter, where Connie visits the capital of sensual loving, Paris, France!

Release Date: Sometime after 12/14.

Commissioned by the VuTales community on December 10, 2012

18 Comments

DarkDragoon 11 December 2012 Reply

Ohgod I think I’m in it. AWYISS

Gujju 11 December 2012 Reply

These are not CANON ships stop deluding yourself

Also Curry des escargots. oh lord.

DarkDragoon 11 December 2012 Reply

But they are comedy material

Dest1 11 December 2012 Reply

I’m preparing my body for the awesome 😛

greenelf 11 December 2012 Reply

that banana gif is fantastic. where do you even find that stuff?

darkness 11 December 2012 Reply

This’ll either make us great or ruin us. I think I’m glad I didn’t make it into the fanfic.

Nass 12 December 2012 Reply

LOL I’m dead.

Spade 6 January 2013 Reply

Lets put me

Dest1 10 January 2013 Reply

Sexsexsexsexsex. x.

so beautiful

Wolfboy183 6 February 2013 Reply

I’mreadyI’mreadyI’mready!

snowhamster 21 March 2013 Reply

DA HELL WHAT LOL WHAT WAT

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.

…I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP

David 21 March 2013 Reply
snowhamster said: DA HELL WHAT LOL WHAT WAT

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.

…I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP

Question:

Aren’t you glad this never actually happened?

Question 2:

Aren’t you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?

greenelf 22 March 2013 Reply
David said:

snowhamster said: DA HELL WHAT LOL WHAT WAT

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.

…I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP

Question:

Aren’t you glad this never actually happened?

Question 2:

Aren’t you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?

I for one, was looking forward to it

snowhamster 22 March 2013 Reply
David said:

snowhamster said: DA HELL WHAT LOL WHAT WAT

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.

…I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP

Question:

Aren’t you glad this never actually happened?

Question 2:

Aren’t you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?

I’m sure Kevin started it somewhere. AND WOULDNT THE AUDIOBOOK HAVE BEEN RECORDED BY YOU

David 22 March 2013 Reply
snowhamster said:

David said:

snowhamster said: DA HELL WHAT LOL WHAT WAT

A luxurious French dish, Curry des Escargots from SEXRIS, FRANCE!
Succulent and spicy sausage masala from the depths of India.
Fried chicken straight from “da ‘hood”
Swedish meatballs and noodles with a side of kimchi to keep you warm in the cold winters of Stockholm.

…I have no clue who the heck the spicy sausage masala represents. Is it Pir? I am so lost and WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME MAKE IT STOP

Question:

Aren’t you glad this never actually happened?

Question 2:

Aren’t you REALLY glad the audiobook never actually happened?

I’m sure Kevin started it somewhere. AND WOULDNT THE AUDIOBOOK HAVE BEEN RECORDED BY YOU

Yeah. And I’m extremely sad because I already recorded a ton of sound snippets.

Lots of jelly was involved.

Lots.

Nass 22 March 2013 Reply

I’m still kinda butthurt cuz Connie’s (<3) icon hurts my feels tbh

FunnyFroggy 23 March 2013 Reply

I DID START IT!

I swear I’ll finish it before spring break!

And Nass, Connie’s just playing hard to get. get it brah

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