No 5$ words please…

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Beautiful thing with EVE Online.
You have no clue what anything means!

I'm sitting there, still mining. Gotta earn 25mil for all that crap I need.
Strip mining lasers, a convetor mining ship, a manuel for that ship!

And my buddy in the corporation I'm in comes in and starts speaking to me

"Oh man! I got myself an Amarr Abaddon with an Auxillary Nano Pump II, a Proteus Defensive subsystem, equipped with 3 Vehomance Shock SmartBombs, and an ECCM with Magnometric Sensors! Its AWESOME! And has a bay that can hold 3 Curator 2's!"

I just stared at that chat…. then replied.
"A toaster?"
He lol'd….
And then didn't explain it.

So then I had to write down ALL the names, put it in the market search function, find each piece, and read their descriptions just so I knew what it ment!
I SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DO THAT IN AN MMO GAME!!

So we had an akward silence for awhile, before I said.
"My ship's got fuzzy dice…"

More akward silence…
>_>
So I 5 dollar worded it.
"My ships got Hydroponical Enhanced Squares that dingle-dangle from my ships oddly parralel placed rearview subsystem Mirror!"

He replied "What?"
I replied "Thats right!"

Good times…
But still. Too confusing.

~Grimno

PS –

EXTREME DIG-DUG!

2 Comments

spygirl57 23 April 2009 Reply

I watched my brother play EVE Online.
WAYYYY too confusing!

Pirkid 23 April 2009 Reply

lol.

I would put a wuote that my corp. leader said that confused the bloody bejesus out of me, but I can’t remember it. :/

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