Fast Food Harasment Guy?

When I saw this week's Quote of the Week… immidiatly, this one guy popped into my head.

Theres a guy, whos name keeps changing apparantly. First it was Bill, then it was George, and now this week its Rufus or something…
This guy is one of those "Walks about town all day" guys.

Thats all he does… he walks… around the city… ALL day.
I'm at my Arbys.. I see him.
I'm down the street at GameStop… I see him.
I'm 5 miles away at a Burger King… I SEE HIM.

At first I'm thinking… eh…. must enjoy walking.
But then I found out what he does.
For starters, hes NOT homeless. His family owns the Cambell Market Square, and his house is somewhere by Liberty University… So just to clarify that bit.
He always wears the same thing, and if you describe that to anyone, they will immidatly know who your talking about!
Silver hair, glasses, big jaw, jogging shorts, and is always carrying a drink bottle from Wendys.

What he does, is he goes into all the local restraunts, finds any random person, then starts making chit-chat with them…
You could be in DRIVE-THRU, at the pick-up window, and he will come on and knock on your other window, and be smiling.
Then after chatting, he goes into the bathroom, then he washes, his pocket change.
After he's done with all that, he comes out… and starts MORE chit-chat.
Never buys anything… instead on Sunday's, he comes in when the Church people are here, and he knows they're guillible and sympathetic, so then he acts "Poor", and sees if they can buy him food…
AND IT ALWAYS WORKS…
We've kicked him out, he comes back… or goes to the next restraunt and does the same thing… talk… wash change… talk… leave…
Even the local Police say they've had run-ins with him.
And he comes in EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!
Sometimes twice in the same day! But the best part is… Noone Knows What He Says.
He talks like.. well, do this… put your tongue in the back of your mouth, then tense up your jaw… then talk. And we can't get rid of him.. DX>
One time I even saw him pushing around a K-Mart cart around the city….

>_>

~Grimno (One of these days… POW, right in the kisser.)