In the name of SCIENCE!

My favorite deadline I always miss… I've missed it 4 times.

Can't miss it anymore cause I already graduated.

Its that project they give you 1/2 way through the school year for science and tell you to have it done by the end of year's festival.

And waking up on the day of the festival… head shooting off that pillow, and me going.

"Oh no….. thats today!"

Then riding the bus, and trying to figure out what I could scavange together to make it "seem" like I did something.
Usually failed.

Mostly it was me looking around and make the excuse "Forgot it" or "It sorta broke apart at the last minute" or "Ninjas took it for some evil plot device…"

But once I ACTUALLY got a C!
I started off with a notebook, a box, and some grass.

And ended up with some sort of thingie… that did stuff.
Not sure what. But when all else fails.

Say big words!

Me – "Yeah see, the polar regional divider contracts with the south amplifier to create a vertical acceleration of the plant's internal combustion therefore allowing the plant to produce an ample amount of oxygen for us to inhale through our nostrals."
Teacher – '… what?"
Me – "Don't ask cause I can't repeat that."
Teacher – "You get a D"
Me – "Blast! If only Jeff Goldblum was here! We would DOMINATE THIS FAIR!"
Teacher – "Jeff Goldblum? From Jurassic Park?"
Me – "No… Jeff Goldblum from attack of the mutant OF COURSE JURASSIC PARK!"

Haven't really had any other deadlines…

Woah! Look at the time!

Ha… made you look.

What time is it anyways?
Probably 1/2 past your mom.

OOOOOH… snap dizzles.

Anyways. Off to bed now.

Chicken and Watermelon.

~Grimno