2000-Fail?

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Well, today I saw a movie preview for the upcoming movie "2012"… you know… 2012…
Where loads of people are panicked over what some dead guy's calander said… yeah…
That 2012.

So I was curious… how many people here actually believe something really bad is gonna happen in 2012.
I mean, like… that whole "Meteors will fall from sky, tsunamis will flood everything, earthquakes and tornados!"

Me… I say…

Nothing is gonna happen.

Nothing…

Yet something will happen!

All those who ARE paniced will be in mass chaos… so I forsee the paniced ones fighting the non-paniced ones… in some sort of riot…
Quite possible.
Idk.

Whats your opinion on such an event?

~Grimno (Forums are no place for a mighty warrior!)

41 Comments

AznRiceFan 23 June 2009 Reply

Nothing will happen.

EvilStranger 23 June 2009 Reply

well no shit
its like what the bible said
and more than 50% of the population on earth is fucking christians.
and its mostly christians who run the fucking media
christians just believes whatever the shit the bible says
fuck the bible
i even burned a bible in front of this christian boy in my middle school
he freaked out and said i was going to hell
well fuck you christian boy, not making out until you’re married? pussy
thats just hardcore christians’ excuse for not getting laid

Jil 23 June 2009 Reply
The date December 21st, 2012 A.D. (13.0.0.0.0 in the Long Count), represents an extremely close conjunction of the Winter Solstice Sun with the crossing point of the Galactic Equator (Equator of the Milky Way) and the Ecliptic (path of the Sun), what that ancient Maya recognized as the Sacred Tree. This is an event that has been coming to
resonance very slowly over thousands and thousands of years. It will come to resolution at exactly 11:11 am GMT.

That will happen.

MasterCheeze 23 June 2009 Reply

I saw that trailer. That director sure likes apocalypse movies. D:

(he did Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow).

Dest1 23 June 2009 Reply

It will just be like Y2K.

snowhamster 23 June 2009 Reply

The more I think about it, the more I freak out.

I can’t say I believe in it…
but I can’t say I don’t believe it.

With me, I lean more toward the bad side because I’m such a wuss.
Someone hug me.

EvilStranger 23 June 2009 Reply
snowhamster said: The more I think about it, the more I freak out.

I can’t say I believe in it…
but I can’t say I don’t believe it.

With me, I lean more toward the bad side because I’m such a wuss.
Someone hug me.

well no shit
this is a psychological thing
the more people that tell you that its gonna happen, the more you’ll believe it
but do they ahve proof?
YES HTE BIBLE SAYS SO
fuck the bible

snowhamster 23 June 2009 Reply
woahmax said:

snowhamster said: The more I think about it, the more I freak out.

I can’t say I believe in it…
but I can’t say I don’t believe it.

With me, I lean more toward the bad side because I’m such a wuss.
Someone hug me.

well no shit
this is a psychological thing
the more people that tell you that its gonna happen, the more you’ll believe it
but do they ahve proof?
YES HTE BIBLE SAYS SO
fuck the bible

You know I’m christian.

EvilStranger 23 June 2009 Reply
snowhamster said:

woahmax said:

snowhamster said: The more I think about it, the more I freak out.

I can’t say I believe in it…
but I can’t say I don’t believe it.

With me, I lean more toward the bad side because I’m such a wuss.
Someone hug me.

well no shit
this is a psychological thing
the more people that tell you that its gonna happen, the more you’ll believe it
but do they ahve proof?
YES HTE BIBLE SAYS SO
fuck the bible

You know I’m christian.

you know thats why so many people are freaking out abotu it?

DaMunky89 23 June 2009 Reply

Two things. First off, chill out Max. The Bible didn’t predict anything is going to happen in 2012, the “big event” everybody is uptight about is predicted by the Mayans.

Second thing.. they didn’t actually say anything bad is going to happen. That date is just when the Mayan calendar ends. Were they supposed to create a calendar that extends into infinity? When my calendar ends, I go to Wal-Mart and buy another one. I don’t see why people are panicked over the Mayan calendar ending.

snowhamster 23 June 2009 Reply

Uh…sure why not.
I think I’ve actually calmed down :O Even though you did just insult my religion.

I’ll just go and frollick in my happyland.
Yup.

EDIT:
DaMunky89: I love you so much right now.
kthnxbye.

lahdeedah2 23 June 2009 Reply

I’m christian, and I don’t believe it.

@Max
I mean, I plan on making out before marriage. lol

How many people follow that?

EvilStranger 23 June 2009 Reply

its so stupid
christianity, to me, is just a lifestyle
just that those assholes incorporate christianity to EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING as in like they even ebay toasts with burnt marks that supposedly look like jesus
some hardcore asses such as this one

how much do you wanna bet that this kind of christian would believe in the 2012 shit

snowhamster 23 June 2009 Reply
lahdeedah2 said: I’m christian, and I don’t believe it.

@Max
I mean, I plan on making out before marriage. lol

How many people follow that?

Not many people I know really follow that rule.
I’ve already broken it.
lulz
🙂

@Max: Dude, those are only the old-styled hardcore christians. My friend’s grandparents also think it’s a sin to dance, but no way in hell does she or her parents believe that.
But I do believe in sex after marriage.
Mainly because I don’t want to be pregnant on my wedding day.
😀

EvilStranger 23 June 2009 Reply

i’m sorry
theres just this christian group in my school
they’re fucking assholes
they believe in sex after marriage
and dance is the workings of the devil
just like the above picture
i hate that christian group in my school.

so like they keep on bitching at me about how “possessed” i am
i dont care, but when like 4 of them are constantly around me saying that..

lahdeedah2 23 June 2009 Reply
woahmax said: i’m sorry
theres just this christian group in my school
they’re fucking assholes
they believe in sex after marriage
and dance is the workings of the devil
just like the above picture
i hate that christian group in my school.

so like they keep on bitching at me about how “possessed” i am
i dont care, but when like 4 of them are constantly around me saying that..

Wow. I’ve never met that harcore of a christian. lol

Reve 23 June 2009 Reply
lahdeedah2 said:

woahmax said: i’m sorry
theres just this christian group in my school
they’re fucking assholes
they believe in sex after marriage
and dance is the workings of the devil
just like the above picture
i hate that christian group in my school.

so like they keep on bitching at me about how “possessed” i am
i dont care, but when like 4 of them are constantly around me saying that..

Wow. I’ve never met that harcore of a christian. lol

Exactly! I’m a christian, but a non-denominational one and I made it clear to these two hardcore christian groups in my school. But, the bigger christian group won’t frikken leave me the hell alone, saying I’ll go to hell if I don’t join their church… Eurghh. There are like 2 of them in class and I sit next to one.

Although they haven’t had the nerve to tell me I was “possessed”.

Ok, about the Mayan calendar.

What else Mayanists say:

The turn of the great cycle is conjectured to have been of great significance to the Maya, but does not necessarily mark the end of the world. According to the Popol Vuh, a sacred book of the Maya, they were living in the fourth world. The Popol Vuh describes the first three worlds that the gods failed in making and the creation of the successful fourth world where men were placed. The Maya believed that the fourth world would end in catastrophe and the fifth and final world would be created that would signal the end of mankind.

The last creation ended on a long count of 13.0.0.0.0. Another 13.0.0.0.0 will occur on December 21, 2012, and it has been discussed in many New Age articles and books that this will be the end of this creation or something else entirely. However, the Maya abbreviated their long counts to just the last five vigesimal places. There were an infinitely larger number of units that were usually not shown. When the larger units were shown (notably on a monument from Coba), it is expressed as 13.13.13.13.13.13.13.0.0.0.0, where the larger units are evidently supposed to be 13s in all larger places. In this age we are only approaching 0.0.0.0.0.0.13.0.0.0.0, and the larger places are nowhere near the 13s that would match the end of the last creation.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread183760/pg1

“”For the ancient Maya, it was a huge celebration to make it to the end of a whole cycle,” says Sandra Noble, executive director of the Foundation for the Advancement of Mesoamerican Studies in Crystal River, Fla. To render Dec. 21, 2012, as a doomsday or moment of cosmic shifting, she says, is “a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in.””

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2007-03-27-maya-2012_n.htm

This website kinda covers it very well: http://www.dailycommonsense.com/2012-explained-why-it-shouldnt-be-feared/

I don’t believe for one second that the Mayan calendar should be the basis for any 2012 end of the world theories. Heck, I don’t believe 2012 will be the end of the world. But if it indeed is, well, I can’t do anything about it. 🙁

Quang 23 June 2009 Reply

I’d like to see that day come and see how events turn out o_O

If it doesn’t happen- then this will cause some large debate
If it does happen- I will believe in supernaturals 😀

Jil 23 June 2009 Reply
Reve said: This website kinda covers it very well: http://www.dailycommonsense.com/2012-explained-why-it-shouldnt-be-feared/

On the winter solstice in 2012, the sun will be aligned with the center of the Milky Way for the first time in about 26,000 years(Milky Way is one of billions of galaxies in the observable universe. The Galaxy has special significance to humanity as it is the home galaxy of the planet Earth). This special alignment means that the usual energy that typically streams to Earth from the center of the Milky Way will indeed be disrupted on 12/21/12 2012 at 11:11 p.m. Universal Time.

That’s very interesting if that’s true.

Because 11:11 a.m. is supposed to be the exact instant of the Winter Solstice.
http://aa.usno.navy.mil/data/docs/EarthSeasons.php

David 23 June 2009 Reply

How it works.

kthxbai.

EDIT: What’s strange though, is how the Mayans went from 0 to everything. (haha, get it, they independently came up with the concept of 0). Anyway – 1500 years of civilization before it collapsed. That’s a long time. :/

EvilStranger 23 June 2009 Reply
AznRiceFan said: Nothing will happen.

i know what will happen
im gonna get laid

Nass 23 June 2009 Reply

The world ends in 2036.

2012 was just child’s play.

lahdeedah2 23 June 2009 Reply
Nass said: The world ends in 2036.

2012 was just child’s play.

Oh my god, you’re not helping at all. I don’t think the world is gonna end until the sun explodes or whatever.

FunnyFroggy 23 June 2009 Reply

Der sun will asplode after shitzillions of years later.

I want a new Ice Age. 😀

Nass 23 June 2009 Reply
lahdeedah2 said:

Nass said: The world ends in 2036.

2012 was just child’s play.

Oh my god, you’re not helping at all. I don’t think the world is gonna end until the sun explodes or whatever.

Tell Snowhamster to luv me then.

Then I will save the world.

Reve 23 June 2009 Reply
Tell Snowhamster to luv me then.

Then I will save the world.

SNOWHAMSTER

LOVE NASS IMMEDIATELY OR I’LL KILL YOU

Arladerus 23 June 2009 Reply
DaMunky89 said: Two things. First off, chill out Max. The Bible didn’t predict anything is going to happen in 2012, the “big event” everybody is uptight about is predicted by the Mayans.

Second thing.. they didn’t actually say anything bad is going to happen. That date is just when the Mayan calendar ends. Were they supposed to create a calendar that extends into infinity? When my calendar ends, I go to Wal-Mart and buy another one. I don’t see why people are panicked over the Mayan calendar ending.

The Mayan calender doesn’t even END. It just repeats. Those douchebags who say the world will end should do their research. I bet this is gonna happen again like it did in 1997.

Reve 23 June 2009 Reply
The Mayan calender doesn’t even END. It just repeats. Those douchebags who say the world will end should do their research. I bet this is gonna happen again like it did in 1997.

YES.

That’s why it’s called a cycle.

I don’t know why so many people don’t know this.

Dest1 23 June 2009 Reply
Nass said:

lahdeedah2 said:

Nass said: The world ends in 2036.

2012 was just child’s play.

Oh my god, you’re not helping at all. I don’t think the world is gonna end until the sun explodes or whatever.

Tell Snowhamster to luv me then.

Then I will save the world.

Hey man get your chocolate away from her!

snowhamster 23 June 2009 Reply

Dest > Nass
only because Dest is asian <3

spygirl57 23 June 2009 Reply

I really don’t know whether to believe it or not. :S
Unless I have proof, I don’t think I CAN believe it.

Lithium 24 June 2009 Reply
woahmax said: well no shit
its like what the bible said
and more than 50% of the population on earth is fucking christians.
and its mostly christians who run the fucking media
christians just believes whatever the shit the bible says
fuck the bible
i even burned a bible in front of this christian boy in my middle school
he freaked out and said i was going to hell
well fuck you christian boy, not making out until you’re married? pussy
thats just hardcore christians’ excuse for not getting laid

Max, you need to calm down. This has nothing to do with the Christians. 2012 was predicted by a Mayan calendar. The Bible states that no one but God knows when the end will come. Seriously, you’re just being rude.

Nass 24 June 2009 Reply

You know what?

If the world DOES end in either 2012 or 2036….

We’ll never be able to see Halley’s Comet 🙁

It’s supposed to come back in 2061….

Then again, scientists are able to look at it from any point of it’s orbit. So it’s the public who misses out.

Arladerus 24 June 2009 Reply

Haley was the name of a girl I sexually harassed.

On other news, Mayans didn’t predict anything that would happen on 12/21/12 except that the sun’s alignment blah blah blah.

Nothing to do with a comet crashing into the Earth or another ice age or a volcano erupting.

Quang 24 June 2009 Reply

In 2012 a comet will crash and things like unicorns and dragons will be reborn 😮

Grimno 24 June 2009 Reply

If I ever encounter a hardcore christian who says I’m possessed, I’d deck em in the face, and claim God made me do it.

EvilStranger 24 June 2009 Reply
Reve said:

The Mayan calender doesn’t even END. It just repeats. Those douchebags who say the world will end should do their research. I bet this is gonna happen again like it did in 1997.

YES.

That’s why it’s called a cycle.

I don’t know why so many people don’t know this.

but here’s the catch
why predict for something that you cant prevent

Reve 24 June 2009 Reply
but here’s the catch
why predict for something that you cant prevent

To prepare for them.

Or just for the sake of knowing.

But probably the former.

Arladerus 24 June 2009 Reply

You predict something you can’t prevent so you realize that your body is simply a vessel of travel, and if you kill yourself before the actual recreation of the world, you will be alongside with the gods.

xXyZaThEx 26 June 2009 Reply

Max, the Bible says nothing about 2012. At all. AT ALL. Christians as a whole have never said anything about 2012. Not even a majority have said anything about it. Atheists say Christians are intolerant, but they’ve never looked in the mirror, apparently.

Wolfboy183 26 June 2009 Reply

Daaayum thats some gnarley shit, Max lol. the church my friend goes to would look at Thomas Road Baptist and be like WTF just like athiests.
Pretty funny tho. 😀

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