Guruji: the MAIN CHARACTER of BERA

"Surely you jest!", is something you'd say. But it is true, I now dub Guruji as the main character of Bera, (or the main villian), and the reasoning is quite simple:

Look at main characters in throughout history. Many of them have something special that distinguish them from others. Do note that there may be some spoilers coming up so read with caution.

Goku had nimbus and his long stick that extends really far.
Sailor Moon had her MOON TIARA MAGIC
Lelouch had his mind control geass
Setsuna F Seiei from Gundam 00 had his GUNDAM and was the world's first innovator
Hideki from Chobits…had Chii
Jesus was the Son of God
Ash had his super special PIKACHU
Timmy had fairy godparents
Dexter had a LABORATORY
Simon had LAGANN
Kamina had GURREN
etc etc

You get the point. Don't mention any protagonists that don't fall under these qualifications, because they aren't cool enough. Like Winston Smith from 1984? The dude couldn't even topple Ingsoc Inner Party members. Robert Langdon? Pffffft, he has nothing special either other than supposed knowledge in cryptic history.

Anyway, so what makes Guruji, my level 77 Crusader, so special?

Crusaders turn into HEROES. And as you know, being a hero is often times a character trait for main characters (except for Shinji Ikari)
"Guruji" is older than Bera. In other words, he is older than nearly every character on Bera until some other regular player with the same credentials comes up.
I have a "BLACK MAPLE BANDANA" as others like to call it. Its the Mark of Beta, and it is worth WHATEVER I WANT IT TO BE WORTH if I use scissors of Karma on it because I HAS MONOPOLY on it.

No one else on bera seems to have a Mark of Beta in Bera but me. Therefore until I find someone else in Bera with a Mark of Beta, Guruji will remain one of a kind; different from the others. Older than the others.

Therefore Guruji is the main character of Bera.*

So to any Berans on here, if you add me (Guruji) to your buddy list you TOO can have a chance to be one of the main characters.

*Or maybe he's just a filthy Scanian immigrant coming into Bera to take their precious jobs…

PS. And I like listening to this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Iy8H7cWNk[/youtube]