What's this? NO DRAMA? =D

Hello VuTalers.
I'm back.
This time, it's a blog about pretty much stupid things.
I have made peace with a lot of stuff that's happened.
So let's get on with this, shall we? =D

Topics today:
1. Idiots.
2. Games.
3. McDonalds
4. ???
5. Profit!

Idiots

This is negative/postive so… yeah.
So yeah, idiots.
I just wanted to talk about this today.
I was hanging around afterschool with a few buddies when a couple of stupid high-school guys came along and started throwing insults at us. There were about 4 or 5 of them, tall, but skinny, and they didn't look very strong. We threw back. Me and my buddies are around 6" tall, and we're all pretty well built. This is how the conversation went:
Them: Hey, faggots, you boys looking for your mommies?
One of my buddies: No, but we're lookin' for yours.
Another one of them: Big talk for a little pussy.
Another one of my buddies: Yeah? You pickin' a fight?
ANOTHER one of them: Yeah, big man. When and where.
Me: Your mother's gigantic gaping baby hole. Let's do this.
A few of us dropped by the corner store before and picked up some glass bottled cokes, 'cus they looked uber smexy, and we didn't want that much. We pulled some shit from a book we read. We took the empty bottles, and we took them by the necks and broke the bottom into pieces leaving only a sharp edge.
First buddy: Let's dance.
Suddenly one of the other shorter kids started whimpering, I thought he was gonna cry. Turns out he did.
Him: JERRY, PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA DIE! MY MOM WILL KILL ME!
Jerry: Shut up you idiot!
Some other guy: You guys have weapons, that ain't fair.
My OTHER OTHER buddy: Who's the pussy now?
He spat on the ground and threw the bottle at them. They scattered and ran.
That made my day man xD

Games

So, I haven't done a game review in a while, so I'll be sure to do one some other time.
END SHORT HEADER

McDonalds

People at McDonalds.
Idiots, at McDonalds.
Peons disguised as people, at McDonalds.
We meet them all.
I experienced all 3 at the other day.
I walked into McDonalds with a couple of friends after a rousing day of walking up and down hills, and we decided to order some food.
My friend ordered his meal, and sat down. I ordered mine, but instead of giving me the food I ordered, the guy gave me the order of the guy next to me.
Naturally, I said "Excuse me sir, but you seem to have given me the wrong order."
He said that he couldn't possibly have mixed up the order, as he remembered me ordering the food. Now, me being a big guy, you would assume that I would order something big right? You would, but I didn't. I ordered a McChicken Hamburger with a medium Root Beer. The guy next to me however, ordered 2 Big Macs, a Big Mac snack wrap, 2 large fries, 2 large cokes, and an apple pie. He was by himself too. Lemme tell you guys,
that dude was HUGE
He was like combining Yao Ming's height with Steve Nash's whiteness. He was FAT too. Like almost Fat Albert fat.
The guy at the counter repeated the statement after I told him that I didn't order this. He obviously was too stupid to realize that someone my size couldn't possibly eat all that by myself. He might've thought that I was buying it for my friends, so I was a bit annoyed at this point. I repeated it again, and he snapped at me.
"Look, if you're going to cause trouble in my restaurant, then you'd better get out. I'm trying to serve customers here."
By now, I was pissed. I was just trying to get my order right, and the idiot was insisting that I pay for something I didn't order. This time, the big guy helped me out.
"Look you half-witted asshole, if you don't get me my food, then I'm gonna break you in half little man."
The man replied the same way. Now, I went ape shit on the guy.
"Are you fucking retarded? Do I look like I can eat all this crap? (I whispered no offense to the big guy) Or are you just too stupid to pay attention to who ordered enough food to feed an entire family?"
He apologized like a little pussy, and asked me if I wanted any food. This is how I replied.
"I'd rather starve than eat food handled by stupid idiots who can't tell the difference between a teenager and an adult about twice his size."
I marched to my friend's table, and everyone was looking at me. One of my buddies saw the whole thing and high fived me. Everything just looked at me. Half scared. I sighed.
Then some guy came over to our table. He was about 18, snobby looking guy. He was about 5"8, not very tall compared to me. He looked boney too. He told me this:
"That was very rude of you, you dick. He's just trying to do his job and you yell at him? How do you live with yourself?"
Oh, how do I live with myself? I yelled at an incompetent employee, dear Lord in heaven, smite me now! I bet all the starving children in Africa are REALLY pissed at me now you hypocrite.
"Look, I have better things to do than mess around with hypocritical bastards spoiled rotten by their parents."
"You're just jealous of my good lucks and intelligence!"
I shit you not, he said that.
This time, I meant no mercy. I punched that guy in the face so hard that he fell on the ground and passed out cold. The staff escorted me out, and my friends quickly followed.
It was a good day. The punch really felt good. xD
I was lucky that guy didn't press charges though. He probably thought I was Yakuza or something from playing all those geeky video games. A large Asian guy who throws a wicked punch can be very misleading.

???

So, I stumbled upon this totally AWESOME thing a few days ago..
http://www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~inky/internets/epic_box.swf
Watch it guys, it'll make your day. xD
Here's my description:
"No one knows what his goals are, how many people he's left behind… but one thing's for sure. He is truely EPIC."
You'll get it when you watch it. Turn your speakers on loud, or else you won't enjoy it as much.

Profit!

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