I'm bored, so I'll make an annoying thing too! This is part 1, because I'm very neurotic.
1. When the ketchup doesn't come out of the bottle, even when you can see a substantial amount in the bottle.
2. When it's really hot, and you get swamp ass.
3. When hot girls tease you and walk away.
4. Bill Gate's wealth.
5. Gym class fit day where they conspire against the students to make them as tired as possible.
6. That annoying screech that happens when you open silvery packaged snack foods.
7. Penis Jokes.
8. Tim Shaffer not making more games.
9. People who try to force you to do things.
10. Asian Parents.
11. Blue Screens
12. Mowing the lawn
13. Incinerating the Weighted Companion Cube.
14. Chihuahuas.
15. People who say "cool story bro."
16. Froggy.
17. Number 7 again.
18. Spoiled white kids.
19. PS3/360 Fanboys.
20. Jade Raymond exploitation.
21. Ninja Bread Man
22. Burnt Marshmallows.
23. Weeaboos who try to pass themselves off as Otaku.
24. Korean supremacists. (A.K.A, Korean Teenage Guys)
25. poepl hu tip lik tihs
26. Asshole flamers on online games.
27. The sudden positive publicity for Michael Jackson.
28. The fact that almost no Chinese people can pronounce mine name without saying "Jonason."
29. People who say "WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN" and follow that with an lmao.
30. T-Pain
I SHALL ADD MOAR LATER.
16 Comments
A reasonable list 🙂
Riveting tale, chap.
I can agree with almost all of it… especially #23
I support #23.
#23 ftl.
… o__o;;
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN LMAO
1. When the ketchup doesn’t come out of the bottle, even when you can see a substantial amount in the bottle.
kk
2. When it’s really hot, and you get swamp ass.
O_O
3. When hot girls tease you and walk away.
You’re hot
4. Bill Gate’s wealth.
He earned it
5. Gym class fit day where they conspire against the students to make them as tired as possible.
I agree
6. That annoying screech that happens when you open silvery packaged snack foods.
The noise from opening rotting doors is worse
7. Penis Jokes.
VIAGRA WILL MAKE YOU BIGGER
8. Tim Shaffer not making more games.
WHAT ABOUT YU YUSUKI? WHERE IS MY SHENUME 3???
9. People who try to force you to do things.
kk
10. Asian Parents.
They’re just trying to make you be successful. Like them
11. Blue Screens
kk
12. Mowing the lawn
A MUSHROOM. OH SHI-
13. Incinerating the Weighted Companion Cube.
PORTAL MAKES YOU DIZZY
14. Chihuahuas.
Greyhounds
15. People who say “cool story bro.”
Agreed
16. Froggy
Which one?
.
17. Number 7 again.
😐
18. Spoiled racist white kids who do funny shit.
FIXED
19. PS3/360 Fanboys.
Never had never will own one
20. Jade Raymond exploitation.
Wha…?
21. Ninja Bread Man
kk
22. Burnt Marshmallows.
kk
23. Weeaboos who try to pass themselves off as Otaku.
I smell something…
24. Korean supremacists. (A.K.A, Korean Teenage Guys)
Koreans are racists? When…?
25. poepl hu tip lik tihs
GRAMMAR NAZIS
26. Asshole flamers on online games.
Agreed. There is a person named FinalPrayer in the nexon forums who sucks ass
27. The sudden positive publicity for Michael Jackson.
28. The fact that almost no Chinese people can pronounce mine name without saying “Jonason.”
I’m chinese I don’t do that. (TAIWANESE FIXED :|)
29. People who say “WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN” and follow that with an lmao.
…
30. T-Pain
????????
Zappy, anyone can be racist.
It’s only that in America, it’s the white-black racism that’s the most publicized.
My mum can say Jonathan.
:D?
#16 Whaaaaaaaaart!?
Yeah… you’re right…
Chinese people are racist to each other. They have special names for each type of race. Gwie Lo, Huh Lo, etc.
And I’m not otaku! I find that offensive. Maybe softcore, but I’m not true otaku. I have balance between MSN, visual novels, anime and gaming. =]
24 I half resent…half korean lulz
sides not all koreans are bad…well okay most of them but still >l
I’M A KOREAN TEENAGER
BUT I STILL HATE #24
cool story bro.
lol ii joke. 😀