TODAY IS MY MOTHER EFFING BIRTHDAY

The last birthday thread I made was when I turned 13.

Doubt anyone remembers but yeah.

Today is my birthday, the day where I become a step closer to becoming legal.
The day where I become one step closer to legally buying rated M games.
The day where I skip classes to avoid getting birthday beats.
The day where I get my H1N1 shot.

Whoa, whoa, hold up.

Rewind that.

Flu shot?

Why the eff to I need to get that?

"BECAUSE YOU HAVE ASTHMA AND PEOPLE WITH IT GET THE SHOT TODAY!1111"

"Mother, it's my birthday. Please don't make me look at a needle going into my arm as a present."

Don't get me wrong I'm not afraid of needles but Google the side effects of the shot.

I don't want a sore arm on my birthday 🙁

So yesterday there was this dude who sat in front of me on bus 203 Carson.

It was all normal until he started rocking.

Like literally, he was feeling his music.

To keep from this looking so obvious I was looking, I glance off the window.

When opportunity smacked me hard on the head and said "STOP JACKING OFF DAMMIT! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

I closed my music and leaned my iPod against the bottom of my stomach and my crotch area, the camera was pointed directly at him.

I filmed.

Oh I filmed alright.

Haha, aight peace.

Laterrrr!

Later-tron 2004, and this is how the beat goes.

~Nass