So I'm in Science class right?
My team and I (well not really me) were discussing how to go at making our model. (Lymphatic system)
When this girl, Veriah starts screaming.
Me and this guy Jesse stared at her. She kept yelling and saying "It hurts!" Her hands…were on her chest.
Interested, my and Jesse said nothing and watched on. "What's up?" Sanjith, other guy in our group asked.
"My breasts! They're hurting!" She cried.
Even more interested, Jesse and I glanced at each other and grinned. "Want help massaging them?" I asked.
"No." She replied.
"Want to help my massage my penis area?" Jesse asked.
"No."
We laughed and got back to work. Then once again Veriah started complaining.
"Seriously, I'll help you if you want." I said, putting down my pencil.
"They're just growing is all. I hope I get D's."
"Dang. Nice job." I said.
"Gabbie (another girl) has an E, she said she gets custom made." Jesse said.
"Aww Yeah!" We high-fived each other.
And then we started working again.
"Okay. You can touch them if you want." Veriah said quietly.
Me and Jesse jolted up. "Really?"
She nodded.
I nodded at Jesse. "Go first."
His hands reached towards her chest. At the last second he pulled back. "Can't do it! Feels so wrong!"
"Pussy." I muttered reaching my hands out.
"Oh good Lord!" I thought as I inched forward. "These virgin hands will finally grab something other than my own penis!"
I glanced around. "What if I get caught? Expelled!"
I pulled back. "Fuck! It feels so wrong!"
"Pussy." Jesse muttered.
"Fuck you man I didn't see you doing it!" I spat.
"Guys!" Sanjith's voice of order spoke. "Let's just finish this okay?"
We got back to work.
Veriah opened her mouth again. "If you guys have any suggestion, or ideas you can do them."
I smiled. And thought of my idea. 
But reconsidered. I'm pretty sure Jesse did too.
The bell rang and we all left.
I went to my locker and overheard Veriah talking about our "adventure".
"I should have done it." I said to myself.
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You pussy.
If it was up to me, I would have “tripped” and “accidentally” touched/grab as it would be instinct to hold yourself up from falling. That would have been my excuse if anyone saw.
…Pussy.
If it was up to me, I would have “tripped” and “accidentally” touched/grab as it would be instinct to hold yourself up from falling. That would have been my excuse if anyone saw.
…Pussy.
I was on the other side of the table. Tripping and falling wouldn’t have worked, because the wall is right there.
What kind of retarded girls screams that her breasts are hurting? -.-
The ones at his school, dur
The ones at his school, dur
Nice. 🙂
i like this blog for the utter lulzness of that girl.
I applaud you for not taking advantage
Wimp.
I remember once..at
band campleadership survival camp for Cadets, I was ‘friends’ with this girl Brianna.We were on a beach one day, me and her and my other friend who walked over and saw me grasping her breast (‘friends’).
And she looks at him, and says “Wanna try?”
This kid’s eyes got so wide as he nodded. He like brushed them and backed away. And then he give me this cool, hands-in-pockets gesture and says “Oh, it’s not like I haven’t done this before.”
And I was like “lol don’t lie.” But then we had to get on the bus.
I feel so dumb now. I was a stupid, perverted kid back then.
But I’ve changed.I thought she was having a heart attack at first. What a whorebag.
band campleadership survival camp for Cadets, I was ‘friends’ with this girl Brianna.We were on a beach one day, me and her and my other friend who walked over and saw me grasping her breast (‘friends’).
And she looks at him, and says “Wanna try?”
This kid’s eyes got so wide as he nodded. He like brushed them and backed away. And then he give me this cool, hands-in-pockets gesture and says “Oh, it’s not like I haven’t done this before.”
And I was like “lol don’t lie.” But then we had to get on the bus.
I feel so dumb now. I was a stupid, perverted kid back then.
But I’ve changed.I thought she was having a heart attack at first. What a whorebag.
..What?
I thought Leadership and Survival camps were two different things, in two different places.