So I'm watching New Moon for the second time tonight…
You see…
It all started when I went with my mom and little brother to go see Michael Jackson's "This Is It." When this very,very attractive girl passed by.
Turned on, I followed her. Telling my mom I saw someone I knew.
She sat in the 14th row on the side, right next to the emergency exit.
She and I both knew the place would be packed, so I sat next to her. Casually.
She gave me this "wtf? Where's ur gurlfriend?" look. So I politely introduced myself.
"Evening." I said. "My name is Nass."
"Carly." She replied, putting down her purse.
Oh her face was so luscious, so ripe. Her skin was like light caramel, so delicious one might want to lick it.
Watermelons, so jam-packed with goodness, it was hard to look away.
Legs so slender and firm looking, my hand felt like it HAD to feel.
The theater darkened and the ads began to play. Ads for new movies came on, I laughed when she did. I sighed when she did.
We were in unison.
That's when it happened.
My manly stomach, growled. Loudly. In a vain attempt to pass the blame, I looked at the people behind me.
Alas, Carly began to giggle.
"Skipped lunch today. I'll be right back." I said sliding out of the row. "Do..you want anything?"
"No, please it's okay." She replied.
"Are you sure cuz I don't mind. Honestly it's no big-"
"I'm fine."
I left. Exiting the theater and going to the snack bar. While standing in line, a girl from my English class came to greet me.
"Omg Nass I didn't know you liked New Moon?!"
"What?" I asked. "I'm watching the MJ film."
"Then why did you come out of there?" She said pointing at the theater I was just in.
"Oh, I told my mom…Oh shit! My mom!" I ran out of line before she could protest. And went for hall 9; where I was supposed to be.
I found my mom in tears. I shook her. "Mom, I can't watch this with you right now." I said calmly. "You see there's this really hot chick."
"Nass just go! Go!" She sobbed. I nodded and left.
Guess the Michael Jackson film was powerful.
Went back to the snack bar and bought some candy. Some for me, some for Carly and went back into the New Moon theater.
Carly smiled at me as I sat back down. And I offered her some candy. At first she declined but as the movie progressed, the teen fangirl in her woke up, and she subconsciously took some.
To my surprise I was kinda wrapped in it too.
The credits rolled and we all got up to leave. Carly was telling me about her opinions on the film. She wrapped her arm around mine and I caught a whiff of her scent. She smelled like a field of tulips. Beautiful, crimson red tulips.
We exited and she gave me her e-mail and cell number.
She also told me I'm the understanding male she's ever met, and that she couldn't believe I watched New Moon, just because I wanted to see it.
Does that make me a bad person?
~Nass
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It makes you a real man.
You’ve learned well my friend
no, it doesn’t make you a bad person. You ran on very good luck. in my town, you try to meet girls (like at a movie theater) they just think you’re creepy 🙁
Nicely played. *applause*
Carly ain’t got no friends or nothing?
I just find it weird she would go to see a movie THAT big (in the most disappointing sense of the word) without someone to see it with especially knowing how teen girls are
Lookie at Nass thinkin’ he’s a player now =)
You need to read and study up on the Twilight books so you have more in common with her.
Bravery. To sit through such filth as Twilight, I applaud you.
lololol iCarly dat ho4r
…On a side note…
pix or it didnt happen
I just find it weird she would go to see a movie THAT big (in the most disappointing sense of the word) without someone to see it with especially knowing how teen girls are
Lookie at Nass thinkin’ he’s a player now =)
Leave me alone 🙁
@McCheezester: I’m taking them out at the library when I get to school.
Brilliant maneuver, chap.
*Sigh*
Nass, Nass.
How sure are you she means what she says?
But anyways, 15 and already trying to get chicks and ditching your mum.
Simply brilliant.
Nass, Nass.
How sure are you she means what she says?
But anyways, 15 and already trying to get chicks and ditching your mum.
Simply brilliant.
It’s k
We didn’t have our first outing yet.
Wow you are on a roll Nass xD You might just turn out to be a regular Don Juan or Casanova xD
Dun b a jerk and we b cool kk?
lul Nass.
I am proud of you :3
Picking up chicks at the theater, when not cleverly done, is extremely creepy.
I would bitchslap someone who sat next to me and started up a conversation 😀
I still find it SO strange she was seeing this movie alone. Girls never see anything alone. Creepy old men in thier 40s do, but not teenage girls. Watch out nass, she might be a pedo in disguise.
But if not, well played. 🙂
-Goes to New Moon just to look for hot chicks-
Why would you say our name is Nass? >_>
FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAAAAAAAAAAKE!
I’m telling you man, French and English babes alike.
It was heaven.
@Arly: Because I don’t want to say my real name.
I’m telling you man, French and English babes alike.
It was heaven.
@Arly: Because I don’t want to say my real name.
You Mike Richards bitch
I’m telling you man, French and English babes alike.
It was heaven.
@Arly: Because I don’t want to say my real name.
You Mike Richards bitch
feg
I’m telling you man, French and English babes alike.
It was heaven.
@Arly: Because I don’t want to say my real name.
You Mike Richards bitch
feg
no u
I wasn’t saying Nass was lying, I just now realized my comment can be seen like that
I was just saying I thought it was weird, I believe him, no point in lying about something like this anyway
I don’t think I coulda survived that long though
woulda RAGEd quick as shit lol
^Referring to Twilight
I was just saying I thought it was weird, I believe him, no point in lying about something like this anyway
I don’t think I coulda survived that long though
woulda RAGEd quick as shit lol
Shit nvm
Edit anyway: It just has a REALLY stupid ending, like I know there’s gonna be a 3rd one. But still…
BUT JACOB CAN KICK EDWARD’S ASS ANY DAY! BUT THAT DUMB SLUT BELLA COMES IN THE WAY!
LIKE SHOULDN’T SHE BE IN THE KITCHEN OR SOMETHING?
Playa playa.
FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Yea, dully noted.
Good job.
You know what would be romantic?
Saying ” I have a confession… I came to the movie because I was struck by your beauty. I love you! :D”
*snicker*
Really, it would work!! 😀