So today,bright and early I had to go to some career meeting for people in 11th grade.
My mom forced me, so I was the only 15 year old there lol.
Which was pretty cool.
But weird o.0?
So this guy, Stan, he's like the leader of the whole thing.
Kinda like when you have to lead a Balrog PQ, you're not exactly the highest level, you're just the most informed.
So he was going around the room asking us different questions.
"So, what kind of movies do you like?"
"Uh." I thought. "I like movies…where people die…."
Everyone gasped.
"Like films where massive, massive amounts of people die."
"…Like a doomsday?"
"Yeah that's the word I was looking for. :)"
"What about your hobb-"
"Writing." I said quickly. "I like writing."
"Do you want to become an author?"
"No."
"So it's just a past time?"
"No."
"Then what is it?"
"I…don't really know what it is. I just do it."
"I see."
Then he moved on.
After we had to do this exercise, where we talk to other person. Just as if we were just meeting each other. The goal was to gather as much info on them as you can, without sounding weird.
I was talking to this girl Sophia.
-both sit down-
"Hi."
"Hi."
"I'm Nass."
"Sophia."
"…."
"…Yeah…"
"Mhmm…"
"Hey Nass, there's something in your fro."
"What? Dammit!" -brushes hair like crazy- "Hate it when that happens."
"Yeah me too."
"You have nice hair though, it's probably easier to tell."
"I only like my bangs. Rest is meh."
"I think it all looks amazing."
"Thank you. Your hair looks like wool."
"I know. Wanna feel?"
-pats head-
"Wow, it's soft."
"Mhmm."
"…"
".. Actually, I think your bangs need some work."
"omg really?"
"Try a side sweep next time. It'd show off much more of your face. Look cute too."
":) Thanks, I will. What are you gonna do with your hair?"
"Let it grow. Then straighten it."
"How long will it be?"
"Maybe a little past my eyes."
"Cool!"
"Yeah."
Then our time was up. When Stan asked us what we learnt I said: "I learnt that she has nice bangs."
And she said: "I learnt that he has wool for hair."
I seriously think Stan facepalm'd himself right there.
Then we had to answer some questions to see what kind of job we'd like. Like a job that interacts with people, or has a lot of thinking and math behind it etc…
It told me to go with a People job.
Then it recommended me to become a lawyer. LOL
Edit: ~Nass
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OBJECTION
I giggled