Dis Dick

A thing that goes around my school is the saying: Dis dick.

In order to "Dis Dick" someone you have to make them say "What?"
This can be done in a lot of ways, so it's not hard.
After that you reply "DIS DICK!"

I got my fair share of Dis Dicks, but I also got Dis Dick'd myself.
Always call "No Homo." After scoring a point. Or someone might think you WANT them to refer to your dick.
Forgetting to say no homo after things is like swearing in church.

It's VERY important to call "No homo" when things go down.
This only applies to men, because women do sexual things to each other with no consequences.
For example:
A dude comes to his locker beside you. Your hand accidentally brushes against his ass.
Not caring you go on with your business.
"Are you gay dude?" The boy asked.
"No." You reply.
"You just touched my ass."
"By accident."
"Yeah okayyy."
And in less then 50 seconds, you're classified as homo.

The right way is:
A dude comes to his locker beside you. Your hand accidentally brushes against his ass.
"Shit man. My bad, no homo."
"No homo." The boy says, meaning he didn't enjoy it either.

Bing! Social rep saved!

So two things to remember;
1) Dis Dick anyone who says "What?"
2) CALL NO HOMO!

Lul~

As for the letter I had to write. The principal said it was rude, so I have a after school detention tomorrow.
I'm not going though, I shouldn't have to.
Just because they're lezbos it clearly means they don't deserve any punishment either.

Because that makes sense and it's all fair.

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Argh, I got a situational problem next week. But I have another test tomorrow.
Can't say I studied. Because then that would be lying. And lying is a sin! Just like watching porn!

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Oh I got a History test too. Something about the Conquering of La Nouvelle-France. AKA That one time when England kicked the living shit outta France.
Good times right?

Did you know the conquering of Quebec city only took 30 mins? Imagine a war itself only take 30 mins.
Win.

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Poop lol.

~Nass