Nass and the Math Exam

So I had my exam on Monday and an extra 50mins(optional) on Tuesday.

I sat down in my seat, and opened my folder. Of course there's like 4 packages. 1 for the problem(like 4 pages), 1 for answering (6 pages),
1 for the marking table…and 1 was all blank. Maybe for calculations I dunno.

Just a reminder, this is math. And in case you didn't know. I don't do math.

Ever.

So the cards were already played, I was going to fail. And I knew it, my teacher knew it, my mom knew it.
But what they DIDN'T know. Was I had a cheat sheet.

Like I said at the beginning of the year, I'm passing math. Because I can't fail again. Or else I get held back. (You see, I already failed 8th grade math twice. I was SUPPOSED to be redoing the course this year. But I sucked up to the principal a bit, so they shoved me forward.)
I didn't say I was gonna pass with LEGITIMACY. I just said I was gonna pass.

This girl I know, did the test already. She's in advanced Math, so they did this AND a grade 10 test. Before exam week, I asked her to copy down her answers on pieces of paper each day. Then give them to me at the end, then I would pay her.
What I would do is piece those together and write parts of it all over.

I wrote some on my shoes, had some recorded onto my iPod (< Still can't believe no one caught me with this one.) Had some printed on my water bottle. Some formulas on my arm. (Written small of course.)
And the grand finale on a sheet of paper I called "My Memory Aid."

Everyone came with those, so I looked normal. The only difference was when I'm handing in my test I wouldn't hand in my memory aid. I'd crumble it up and put it in my shoe.

So once the exam started, I was already set. All I had to do was write when I had.

Of course, once someone caught whiff I was cheating, I was "told" to share. Or they'd snitch.
So I did anything anyone would do.

When we got our 5min break. I found the person outside and pushed them against the wall. "Tell anyone, and I'll fucking kill you."
And because of my background of getting into fights, they knew I'd do it.

Once we got back in, a word wasn't said.

So if my teacher knew I'd fail, what would be her expression if I passed? Would she get suspicious?

That's why I wrote another memory aid, a decent one. Something I made MYSELF, so it's Nass-knowledge.
I mean, I could write a good one if I tried (Which I did for this) but I'm too lazy.

That's what I would hand in with everyone else. Not the one with the answers.

Total cost: 10$

Sure it ain't cheap. But I have this deal with my mom. Where if I get 75% overall in any class, I'd get 20$.
So I'd make some profit.

Looks like I'm passing Math this term.

Anyway

Yesterday I bought, Left 4 Dead, Fallout 3 and Devil May Cry 4 all new, for the 360.
My money came from 3 months of selling gum. My mom also bought Rock Band 2 for some random reason. But it's nice to have.

I'm getting 150$ for boxing day too 😀

MapleStory

Did have time this week. 2muchlife
With my exams, then new games to beat blah blah.
This is what I did though:

I was on 4x that time.

~Nass