So there's this dude (or girly dude) named Justin at my school.
He flaunts around about his "Gucci" pattern wallet and all his toys all the time and how he screwed sooo many girls. Basically being that guy you wanted to punch hard in the face.
It was lonnnggg planned that someone, somewhere would do something to him.
Well today was THAT day.
At lunch we (my friends and I) saw his locker open, and he wasn't around. That's when I hatched my wonderful plan.
I took off his lock and ran outside. Pulled back my arm and threw it into someone's backyard (yes yes no one was there) and ran back inside.
Then we went back to his locker, but something didn't feel right.
It felt unfinished. Like we needed to do something else. So we got paper, tape and a pen. And wrote "FREE SHIT!" on it with arrows pointing to his locker.
Nonchalantly, I walked to his locker and smacked it on the one beside it. We blitzed back into the football field and laughed our asses off for a good 5mins.
We decided to watch the locker every 5 mins or so, just to see who'd pass by. Sure enough on our first pass, this guy Max (best guy ever) was looking through Justin's locker.
"Whoa!" I said, acting surprised. "Who opened his locker?!"
"I don't care." Max said. "I got me a free agenda and calculator." He placed both items in his bag and left.
My friends and I walked away again. High fiving each other as we walked.
Round 2
These girls were looking in. Turns out Justin had some acne cream in his locker. So they took that.
Round 3
Six people gathered in front his locker. We were about to watch and laugh when one of them said: "OH SHIT! AN iPOD TOUCH!"
I shot my friends a look and we ran over.
The guy that found it was too happy to see us coming. Dylan, my brofriend pulled down his pants and I took the iPod. We ran again (losing weight yes?)
After shaking the guys, we took the iPod outside.
"What are we gonna do with this?" I asked.
"Roof it?"
"Nah, I got a better idea."
We went to a small ice pond and threw it inside. After we sloshed it around a bit we took it out and put it back in the locker.
After lunch
Justin's best friend, James came to his locker. Justin decided that today would be a good idea to skip afternoon classes. So he didn't see his locker yet. Oh well, he'll be back at the end of the day.
"Shit." James said looking through his locker. "Justin got cleaned out."
I gasped and looked in. "Tell Justin if you see him."
After School
As I was putting on my iPod, I heard Justin's scream.
"Smell that Dylan?" I asked.
"What flavor are you getting?"
"Victory. The smell of Victory."
No one saw us.
~Nass
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severely dislike.
Don’t be the stereotype mang.
lol.
The only sad part is I lost my iPod Touch that I bought recently, which kinda makes me go ):
So.
Yeah.
The only sad part is I lost my iPod Touch that I bought recently, which kinda makes me go ):
So.
Yeah.
it’s in your bedroom. in the corner
I am nonchalant about this.
Good job being black
Incorrect.
Had I chosen to be black, I would have stolen things for myself.
I dislike this x100.
Like times a million!
It’s about time someone did something about that kid.
Nass, reach my locker before school starts, I wanna see his face.
I thought you were supposed not to leave stuff with value(like an iTouch) on your locker.
You can, but only noobs do.
Real men carry them in their pockets so they don’t get stolen.
@ElaineMyLove: It’d be just as funny as an Arizona bong and then watching this STUPID MUSICAL BULLSHIT!
Nass, I’m dissapointed in you.
Dude. I’m praying that this did not really happen. I mean this Justin sounds like someone I would love to slap, but seriously, what you did as described in this blog was just way too much.
i got me a free agenda and calculator
okay but for real..
what u did is too over
i mean theres a point where u stop.. you went past that
Reasoning is useless.
so i shall just pull a Zappy
😐
See, this is why I keep a low profile.
And keep nothing in my locker after finding a discarded candy cane box in it.
Justin didn’t show up for school today.
I asked around and people said that they didn’t expect he would skip. =/
Guess I’ll have to wait until Monday.
@Darkness: Someone threw a candy cane box in your locker?
I carry all my stuff in my backpack. I’ll be sad if Nass pulls this on me, because I’m gonna lose a package of unopened lined paper, my coat, scarf and umbrella. QQ
No one would rob you, so no you wouldn’t.
No (or yes), I found a discarded candy cane box in my locker one day.
o lol
I was joking. Nass, you’re a feg for doing this. Elaine seems happy you did it. Is she blek too?
I don’t give a flying fuck if you were joking.
No Elaine is not black.
Edit: You guys just don’t get it because you aren’t here. And also you have holy morals.
Then punch him in the face and get over with it, I mean seriously. Is his whining and whatnot bad enough for you to just make him lose a few hundred dollars worth of stuff?
Just ignore him or something, don’t resort to going through his stuff like that.
Then punch him in the face and get over with it, I mean seriously. Is his whining and whatnot bad enough for you to just make him lose a few hundred dollars worth of stuff?
Just ignore him or something, don’t resort to going through his stuff like that.
It isn’t in my interest to be suspended just yet, I already have 4 times this year alone.
Idc what he loses, he shoulda made sure his locker was closed.
trust me, if he was anyone else I wouldn’t of done what I did. I probably woulda just thrown away the lock
|:< At both of you.
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No Elaine is not black.
Edit: You guys just don’t get it because you aren’t here. And also you have holy morals.
To be serious, I get it. I know one or two people where, being the annoying f-tards they are, i want to bring them down a couple pegs and knock them off their high horse. You had a chance and you took it. I think it’s just really outrageous to everyone because of the iTouch or whatever. That stuff does cost alot. So yeah I’m upset you did that to the iWhatever. Other then that, blah.
Me? I believe a mite too much in karma to do it. Since Elaine also is happy with his comeuppance, well then I don’t think anyone who is not there should be yknow, so judgmental.
Guys chill out.