JOOOO

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Got my report card today.
Got a 59 overall. I think it's the worst I've ever gotten, in the history of my stay at high school.

No wait, 3rd term 7th grade was the worst. I got a 34 overall then.
But I guess that doesn't count, because 7th grade is worth shit anyway.

1 fuken markkk omgg!

Other notable marks:
Math- 45%
Science- 47%
French- 73%
English – 69%
lul69

Erm, yeah. Just showed my mom my card, after getting yelled at for a good ten mins or so, she slapped me across my face and told me to get a grip.
As a result, I shoved her end table down, breaking her lamp and cell phone.

I gotta stay at my cousin's this weekend because I'm not allowed back in.

Meep.

In Math, this Sri Lankan guy (best dude you'll ever talk to) was telling our sub a name of a kid who walked in late.
He was like "It's Joe." Except it sounded like Jo as in JoJo.
So he's like "Wat?"
"Jo."
"Wat?"
"JO!"
"Wat?"
"JOOOOO!"
"Wat?"
"HIS NAME IS JOOOO!"

I felt so bad for him, so I patted him on the back and said, "I understand what you say."

;_;

You know how they say you can never save up sperm?
I think that's a lie.
A big lie.

Like how the world isn't gonna end in 2012.
That's a lie too.

Man I'm hungry.

o ya NTS: Don't let people draw on your face, took me hours to wash that shit off.

NTS2: JOOO

NTS3: See NTS2

NTS4: Buy name change in Cash Shop.

NTS5: Save paychecks. Stop buying discounted fast food, because you can and it's free.

19 Comments

Vicelin 6 February 2010 Reply

When I saw that title, I instantly thought of Soulja Boy… ._.

And now I can’t get that effing song out of my head.

I HATE JOO NASS ;_;

Nass 6 February 2010 Reply
Vicelin said: When I saw that title, I instantly thought of Soulja Boy… ._.

And now I can’t get that effing song out of my head.

I HATE JOO NASS ;_;

There was a joke that went; Q:Who killed Soulja Boy?
A: YOUUUUUU

Joaco 6 February 2010 Reply

You should focus more on school.

Dest1 6 February 2010 Reply
Joaco said: You should focus more on school.
Nass 6 February 2010 Reply
Joaco said: You should focus more on school.

No thank you.

There are much more important things I have to worry about.

Merovign 6 February 2010 Reply

On the contrary, basic education is a must to get anywhere.

Nass 6 February 2010 Reply

Exactly, that’s why I will always treasure learning 2+2

Merovign 6 February 2010 Reply

Do you plan to have a shitty job at a diner doing 2 hamburgers + 2 hamburgers = 4 hamburgers + 1 free!

Joaco 6 February 2010 Reply
Nass said:

Joaco said: You should focus more on school.

No thank you.

There are much more important things I have to worry about.

Right, like MapleStory.

Pirkid 6 February 2010 Reply

A million sperm die and are reborn every day in your testicles.

Nass 6 February 2010 Reply
Merovign said: Do you plan to have a shitty job at a diner doing 2 hamburgers + 2 hamburgers = 4 hamburgers + 1 free!

It’s better than not making anything now isn’t it?

@JoJo: Correct.
With my current job paying me I should be able to keep a steady amount of NX flowing into my account.

dee32693 9 February 2010 Reply

Dude. Those grades are baaad man D: Seriously, you don’t want minim wage. I can’t use the “Don’t become another statistic!” argument cause you don’t live in the USA and I have no idea of canadian statistics, but I can say that instead of working a dead end minimum wage job, you can work at a dead end OFFICE job and earn more! Think “The Office”. Just push yourself a little harder and you can be that guy that makes fun of the brown noser guy. Try please? D;

Ganzicus 9 February 2010 Reply

@ your attitude towards school: >:|

BlackNazgul 9 February 2010 Reply

Yea… Ganz has the right idea…

-=The Nazgul=-

Gujju 9 February 2010 Reply

Its sad because I actually know you could do so much better.
If you were legitimately retarded it would be like whatever, but you aren’t as stupid as you say. I know that.

tarheel91 9 February 2010 Reply

If you put half the thought you put into MS into homework, you’d be passing every class.

Chameleon 10 February 2010 Reply
tarheel91 said: If you put half the thought you put into MS into homework, you’d be passing every class.

Probably with more than the bare minimum scores needed, too.

Nass 10 February 2010 Reply
tarheel91 said: If you put half the thought you put into MS into homework, you’d be passing every class.

It’s more like, if I were to stop skipping school almost everyday and then skipping/failing tests as a result.

I don’t get homework.

Ever.

Dest1 10 February 2010 Reply
Nass said:

tarheel91 said: If you put half the thought you put into MS into homework, you’d be passing every class.

It’s more like, if I were to stop skipping school almost everyday and then skipping/failing tests as a result.

I don’t get homework.

Ever.

black

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