Omggggg
Aight aight, let's take it from the top.
As part of my hospital discharge orders, I didn't go to school for the full day today.
So for homeroom(1st period) we went to the computer lab. And we were supposed to do… something I kinda forgot what but yeah.
And my friend wanted to show us his girlfriend who goes to another school.
So he goes on Facebook and logs on. We all look at his screen and see he's got a inbox message.
So we're like yo check that real quick. So he does and we see it's from his girlfriend. the subject was "Im breakin up with u :("
When we opened it it was a wall of text of shit. Reasons why she's doing this, wishing him well blah blah.
Man, we were all quiet for a bit. Then me and this other guy started laughing. "Some girlfriend lolllllllll"
My friend (guy who got dumped) put his head on the desk and QQ'd. He QQ'd hard man, the whole class.
Can't blame him though. But looollll didn't he know his relationship was on the rocks?
Speaking of relationships, unlike his (Lmaoo I can't stop laughing) mine is doing pretty good. But man was it a painful day for me.
Me:-walks into school-
Victoria: 😀 -runs to greet-
Me: Watch the neck
Her: – doesn't wanna listen wraps arms around my neck-
Me: ;-; ow
Her: wat?
But it's all k. She's still amazing <3
Amazing amazing amazing!
But of course not all things are fine and dandy.
You see, unlike all the magnificent parents that have met me. (AKA Elaine's whole family)
Victoria's dad doesn't like me very much. Or I get the vibe that he doesn't anyway.
I asked Victoria about it and she gave me the same response all guys like me get. "He's overprotective" and "He's just warming up to you."
Which I believe for a bit.
But we're going on 3 weeks here and I see him often. Don't worry though, he isn't racist. Because at first, when I would just go over, before we told them we're dating. We were like best buddies. Actually, no we weren't.
It was more like;
"Hey sir. How are ya?"
"Good."
"….Sweet."
-He turns on TV-
"So Victoria tells me you like tennis…"
-He grunts manly-like-
"Yeah my dad does too. Must be a older dude thing, I'll get into it sooner or later."
"Yeah. You will."
He'll get to liking me in a while. Just a matter of time.
Mann Spring break is so close. I hope my neck feels better by then. T~T
The gang and I were gonna go teepee or toilet paper as some people say.
But yeah, it looks kinda like this;
Kids usually do it after/during Halloween but I was busy stocking up on candy to do it.
Then we're gonna ding-dong ditch. (Or ring and run) the house and hide wherever we can. If they're home and they answer. We're gonna scream "TA-DA!" So they can see the work we did!
Gonna be awesum!
~Nass
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gL with your relationship
I have the same situation you do with your girlfriend’s dad
Parents of the girl I date always love me. It’s all about the first meeting. Screw that up and you’re screwed for the length of the relationship.
So… how much do you pay this girl?
.25 cents cheaper than your mom.
By the way, tell her I’ll send the money in the mail <3
Damn that’s cheap. Must be one hell of an ugly prostitute, that girl of yours.
j/k ♥
Be sure to use a condom fegget!
Did jew know that QQ is actually shortcut to quit a game in Warcraft/Starcraft. It was originally said to tell noobs to gtfo.
ex)
nibbit: omg wtf h4x0r
pro: u just sux qq faggot
ex)
nibbit: omg wtf h4x0r
pro: u just sux qq faggot
Twas’ warcraft my friend :3
I love being glomped by girls. <3
Jaja Froggy.