OPERATION IMPRESS!

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I'm the type that gets jealous easy.
I can't help it. It's in my blood.

I'm also the type to take action.
Even if it means saying things that aren't supposed to be said. In the public at least.

Imagine how I reacted when I saw some fool checking my womanz out.

More on that later.

BUT FIRST!

Zomg Nightmares

k so I'm in this white room and..

"Shit" I said, scratching my head. "Where am I?"
The white room dissolves and I soon find myself in my school's hallways. But surprisingly. no one's there.
For some odd reason I open my locker and grab my Math stuff. "Come on Nass. We gotta get to class." I say cocking(LMAOOO) my head to the side.
Then another boy, who looks just like me, leans off the locker beside mine and starts walking with me.
But something about this boy is different. His face is more stern-looking. Yet his face is structured like mine.
Then Victoria comes, I smile and wave, but she runs passed me. And greets "Nass" instead.

They whisper into each other's ear for a bit. And then kiss. But as they kiss, Victoria slides an object out of her pocket. Her cell phone.
She raises her arm above Nass's head. Nass, who's eyes are closed. Does not see anything.
Victoria takes a picture, and then forwards it to someone.

The cell phone screen is replaced by her parent's faces. Their angry faces.

I then woke up, confused. Yawned. Relized my PS2 with FFT playing was still on. (I've been passing out while playing video games a lot more now)
Turned it off and went back to sleep.
Wat I do?

Onto the battle

I was switching songs on my iPod, minding my own. When I notice Victoria standing in line. (for foodz)
I also see these seniors(technically, I'm a senior too. But for you American's sake. I'm a junior for this okay?) looking at her…backside.
These guys(2) were taller and maybe stronger than I, and I must admit, for once I was kinda scared. But if I didn't do anything now, I probably would never do something should something like this happen again.

I scanned both guys. One looked a little weaker than the other so I went for him first. I grabbed his collar and shoved him towards a nearby locker.
By now, the other had reacted, and grabbed my shoulder. After I spat my threat (You know "Look at her again, and I'll kick your ass.")
I was prepared to leave. But they weren't finished with me. Both of them threw me into a locker and twisted my arm around my back.
Acting on instinct, I acted like I admitted defeat. Then once he started loosening his grip (after rolling my head around, which hurt like hell because my neck is still sore.) I swung my fist at him. I guess I did it wrong. Because I hit his shoulder =/. But he rubbed his arm. So I escaped into the lunch line.

Next problem, Victoria was still in back of the line. And now she saw me. With the guys moments away from me. I grabbed her hand and pulled her with me to the front of the line. When she asked what I was doing. I replied. "VIP express." And ran off.
Luckily, they didn't catch me again. * whips forehead*

SPRING BREAK

yey

OPERATION IMPRESS AKA NASS ISN'T A BAD CHOICE

After school, I started my advance on winning the respect of Vic's father.
Last night, I had read some stuff on tennis, and called my dad and asked him.

I actually held a 10min convo with him!

I think he likes me a tad bit more.

AND FINALLY

Vusys, do you call your undergarments "trousers"?
Jussst wondering.

~Nass

15 Comments

FunnyFroggy 27 February 2010 Reply

Wait wtf? 10th grade = senior/junior?

Nass 27 February 2010 Reply

k 9th-11th=senior at my school

In Americaaaa it’s liek 9th ur a freshmen then 10-12 it’s senior rite?

or did I skip sophomore?

MasterCheeze 27 February 2010 Reply

9th freshman
10th sophomore
11th junior
12th senior

Lithium 27 February 2010 Reply

I wouldn’t take that shit from other guys either.
Difference being I’m larger than most guys, and I bench 160 pound freeweights.
Just out of curiosity, what does Vic look like?

Nass 27 February 2010 Reply

FUCKING SHIT FUCK! JUST GOT D/CED FROM MAPLE WHILE ON 2X EXP.

Around 5’2
Black hair going down to maybe the center of her back
blue-ish green-ish eyes.
Tan-ish skin (think Jessica Alba for this one)

Yeah, if you need anymoar info (no pics yet she’d kill me) just holla @ ur boi

@McCheezy: You guys have a messed up system.

Lithium 27 February 2010 Reply

We’re junior 9-10, seniors 11-12

Dustin 27 February 2010 Reply

Erm, it’s like
9th – Freshman
10th – Sophomore
11th – Junior
12th – Senior

here. 9th-10th are underclassmen and 11th-12th are upperclassmen.

Glad you got a womanz, Nass. I wouldn’t mind goggling at her.

tarheel91 27 February 2010 Reply
Lithium said: I wouldn’t take that shit from other guys either.
Difference being I’m larger than most guys, and I bench 160 pound freeweights.
Just out of curiosity, what does Vic look like?

How many reps? (Just curious)

Wolfboy183 28 February 2010 Reply

ugh i hate having to impress every1. every social i thing i go to is like a job interview

MasterCheeze 28 February 2010 Reply
tarheel91 said:

Lithium said: I wouldn’t take that shit from other guys either.
Difference being I’m larger than most guys, and I bench 160 pound freeweights.
Just out of curiosity, what does Vic look like?

How many reps? (Just curious)

Ooooh, Tarheel’s jealous, but I’m still sure TarTar’s the better specimen of man between you two. ;D

Nass 28 February 2010 Reply

I don’t have any sources, but I heard Tarheel once benched two large cruise ships.

And he didn’t even sweat.

Spade 28 February 2010 Reply

Tard can’t even bench a printer

jkscottdonthitme

Lithium 28 February 2010 Reply
tarheel91 said:

Lithium said: I wouldn’t take that shit from other guys either.
Difference being I’m larger than most guys, and I bench 160 pound freeweights.
Just out of curiosity, what does Vic look like?

How many reps? (Just curious)

3 sets of 10, 5 minute intervals.

tarheel91 28 February 2010 Reply
Lithium said:

tarheel91 said:

Lithium said: I wouldn’t take that shit from other guys either.
Difference being I’m larger than most guys, and I bench 160 pound freeweights.
Just out of curiosity, what does Vic look like?

How many reps? (Just curious)

3 sets of 10, 5 minute intervals.

I can do 4 reps as my last set after more reps but less weight leading up (increase weight by 5% each time, decrease reps by 2). I only have 1 min intervals though. Still, I think your chest pwns mine.

SaintofSin 1 March 2010 Reply

Methinks I can bench about 1/10 of that amount..

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