Traveled around the world in 3 hrs

ARGHH AFIJWFIAFFW

FUCKING SYMPATICO!

Last night, I had around an hour and 45 mins worth of 2x EXP.

It would go;
I'd buff myself with the solo 30min buff.
Then use the party 30min buff.
then log on my rep mule (with around 50k reps) and use the part 30min again.
then use the solo 15min buff.

I had just finished my first 30mins, and was repotting for the final stretch.

Bought around 400 barbarian elixirs. and shitz load of waffles (for MP)

A went back to my MP3 map and buffed myself again. I was for sure gonna hit level 70 tonight. Nothing could stop me.

It was after 5am.

My motivation?
Out of all the pages, I'm 15th

Grrr so I grinded, I was around 59% and every 30min buff I get around 20%.

Then it happened, I fucking d/ced.

When you d/c you lose your buff. That meant I just wasted the party one. That means I just lost 20%

At first I was like aw fuk. Then I realized what it meant. Then Maple close, and I looked at my wireless icon thingy. It was still connecting.

WTF I unplugged it and put it back in. Waited 10 mins, still connecting.

Went on my xbox. Try going online. Nothing.

Went to my brother, he had nothing.

Went on my mom's Vista. Nothing.

Flopped on my bed and kicked and screamed while rolling on it for about 3 mins then I just stopped. And fell asleep.

I woke up again at 7pm today. Tried going on my computer. Still no internet.
Went to my mom's room. She was asleep. I thought about it, then woke her up.

She told me to call Bell and see what's up.

So I did. "Bell Canada, bonne nuit." said a lady.
"Where's my internet?" I asked.
"What? Your internet?"
"Yess my internet! Check my connection!@!#@#$#" I was very cranky, and for some reason, this lady made me mad.
"k"
So i gave her my info and she says "PLZ WAIT I CONNECT U TO INDIA!"
Then shitty music comes on.

WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING CONNECTED TO INDIA!
Then this guy with a heavy accent comes on the line. "Bell Canada India hope can I help you?"
"WHY. AM I. TALKING TO YOU?" I yelled into the phone.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"I CAN'T GET ON MY INTERNET!"
"Okay, I'll connect you to customer service."
"THEN WHO THE FUCK AM I WITH NOW?"
"… Technical support."
"THAT'S WHAT I NEED YOU ASSWHIPE! CHECK MY CONNECTION!"
"I don't have your file."
"THEN WHO DOES?"
"Not sure."
"I SWEAR TO GOD! FINE CONNECT ME TO SOMEONE ELSE."

Cheesy music cam on again. 15 MINS LATER
A woman comes on.
"Bell Canada how can I help you?"
"I NEED TO CONNECT TO MY INTERNET! VERY URGENT!" I was shocked I was calling Maple urgent.
"Mmmhmm okay what's your name?"
-gives all the info-
"You'll need to talk to Technical support. I'm only for product issues."
"I WAS JUST THERE! HE SAID I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!"
"Rlly?"
"YES!"
"Okay I'll connect you to-"
"NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GETTING CONNECTED ANYWHERE ELSE!"
"Sir, please calm down."
"FIND MY FILE!"

Cheesy music comes on.

WTFFFFFF

Then the Indian guy comes back.
"Bell Canada India, how can I-"
"YOU AGAIN?"
"Still can't connect to the internet?"
"NO!"
"Well I found your file, it seems like someone disconnected your area last night by mistake."
"MISTAKE? BY MISTAKE?!"
"Yes sir."
By now I was checking my computer, sure enough I could log on to Maple.
"OKAY IT WORKS NOW THANK YOU FOR DELAYING 3HRS OF MY LIFE. BY THE WAY FIRE THAT GUY!"
and I hung up.

Why the fuck do I even deal with Bell?
~Nass