Lalala it's the Break-Up Song

grrrr

k so on…Thursday i think, my brother was going to a house party (you know those CGEP kids). And I asked if I could tag along.

Me: can I come to the party?
Him: No stay home.
Me: k. I'll just go to sleep early, you know who's gonna snitch on you.
Him:….k fine but you gotta find your own way back in case I'm not gonna come home.

I had to spend some money, but I got enough bus tickets to get home.
But being the wondeful man I am I called Victoria to ask if she wanted to come with.

Me:plz
Her: no
Me: plz it'll be fun
Her: No
Me: pliz
Her: No imma hang up
Me: Plz
Her: …no
Me: plez
Her: No.
Me: PLEASE!
Her: k FINE lemme ask my dad.
Me: Nonono dun tell him fagget. Just say your going out wif me.
Her: Dats a lie tho
Me: ya ya it's k. dw i'll take the blame
Her: k

So I went to go pick her up via public transit 😉 and we went to teh party (got lost for like 20mins though)

Man it was hype!!!!

Like, there was A LOT of people there, more than the other house parties I go to.
But those were like child's play compared to this.
So many weird things too.

Like there's this guy who brought a freaking water slide with him in his car (like the ones you run & slide on your stomach.)
Damn. But I wanted to try so bad, but Victoria didn't want to. So I didn't =(

It looked like so much fun.

Anyway, back on the battlefield (dance floor) where we were. It was so weird!
It was so obvious that we were younger than everyone else! Like most people were like 17 or 18. But we were only 15.
But w/e I think I'm the only one who noticed.

Another thing I noticed is how prude some girls are. I met this girl who never swore her whole life.

Looking around the party, there was beer (which I admit I had some to drink..least I r honest), people smoking weed, dirty dancing.
So wtf was she doing here? She said her bf was a real party animal. And she wanted to see what parties are like.

I also learnt about "going upstairs". You know like when the girl pulls the guy upstairs, and like they fuck or w/e.
My bro said there's different ways of doing it. And each guy has his own way.

There's the hand drag. Which is normal and basic.

There's the push, where the guy goes behind the girl and pushes her (lightly and playfully) up the stairs.

There's the Alpha Male, where the guy srsly lifts the girl up and carries her up.

Probably more, but I wasn't really listening.

We got the cops over twice, I almost shat my pants cuz we were so obviously under-age. But these older lookin dudes had fake IDs so the cops just said "Turn ur music down" and left.

I took some pics, but it's illegal for me to post them, or at least a bad idea to.
But you can come over and I can show you if you want.

best party everr, I had the best time there man, my bro said I can't come for the next few though, so I don't get addicted to partying.

Whoa boy, wayyyy 2 late for that.

~Nass