Tell Me Something I Don't Know

isn't that just the best song ever?

NOW NORMALLY I'D POST A PICTURE OF SELENA GOMEZ, BUT I WON'T BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT PREDICTABLE!

haha JUST KIDDING!

Wuzzap guys? How's your day going?

Why thank you VuTales! I will tell you since you'd like to here about it so much!

My mom is leaving for a whole month next week!

Wooo no parents for a month!

PARTY!

Nah nah jk, imma just be a good kid and study hard and get 80% on all my tests. 🙂

I'm doing perfect, thanks for asking!

…

Okay I'm doing terrible. The slightest thing reminds me of her.

All the photos in my wallet we took at the 2$ photo booth thing right next to The Bay remind me of her.

Whenever I'm alone (and not relieving myself) I check my surroundings for her playing our "Sneak Attack Hugs" game.

I see her with her friends and there's a gap in their circle. A gap where I used to stand.

I get off the bus sometimes early and walk to her house by accident, when I finally realize I'm wasting my time, I'm sitting on the sidewalk across from her house. Staring at the front door.

Waiting for it to open.

On to the lighter side though. I think it's time to write another story.
A story as epic, humorous and erotic as VuTales 5 years later was. Or was supposed to be.

Consider this a "Book 2" towards my VuTales series.

SHIT I HAVE DOWN SO FAR
During the summer, either on vacation or just before it.
Your real age will be needed
I'm not taking random names, you gotta post here if you wanna sign up
No. Vusys won't be da king this time. He'll be normal like the rest of us!
Format: Name (rl or VuTales ID doesn't matter):
Age:
Fav color:
***Any additional info will be talked about when I start.
AND THAT'S IT! IT'S EASY RIGHT?

I FUKKEN HATE MY MANAGER!!!111111

Yesterday, or whenever Friday was I was almost done my shift. I was throwing out the trash when my bitchy manager comes out and is like "OMG DON'T THROW IT IN WE HAVE MORE TO PUT IN THE BAG!"
So I was like "I put a new bag in the trash so just dump it there."
she's like "NO COME BACK!"

I had to reopen the nasty ass garbage bag and make it overflow even more!
Then I was wiping down tables and she comes with her cell phone in hand "NASS WORK DRIVE THRU FOR ME I GOTTA GO OUTSIDE FOR A SMOKE K?!"

So I had to work Drive Thru AND clean.

Finally I was done. I was saying bye to my co-workers when she comes. "WAIT! I NEED YOU TO THROW OUT SOME PLASTIC!"

After 30mins, I finally left. yay 15min walk home.

And my shift ends at 10pm too. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WEARING FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS UNIFORM?!

THEY GET ROBBED FOR FOOD COUPONS!

TRUE STORYYYYY

~Nass