To kill a Jeffery.

Cheer up Connie <3 (offer is still on the table for the bed sharing.)

Assault team members: Nass
Froggy
A Dark Dragoon

"Okay boys. We have our mission." Nass flipped out a blackboard with a bunch of crappy drawings on it. "Frog-man, it's up to you to steer him into position. CAN YOU DO IT?"
Froggy sighed. "Why are you the boss of this anyway? This squad needs someone more…capable. Take me for example."
"Look." Nass said. "No one messes with my wife, and gets away with it."
"She's not your wife." A very dark dragoon chirped.
"Okay." Nass gave in. "My FUTURE wife and gets away with it."
"Where is Connie anyway?" Froggy asked.
"Sleeping." Nass pointed to the spare room. "Poor girl wanted to see the operation."
"That's weird, she was wide awake when I talked to her 20 mins ago." DarkDragoon said, eying Nass carefully.
Nass laughed nervously, he could feel the roofies burning a hole in his pocket.
"Call up our ninjas. It's time to move out."

Ninjaz: Pirkid
Dustin
Dest1

"Word from Froggy." Dest1 reported. "It's time."
"Right on time." Pirkid closed his cell phone. "The target is moving out of the school."
Dustin loaded his sniper. "He's gonna regret messing with Connie like that."
"You guys ever think we're going a little overboard with this?" Dest1 asked the group.
"No. Now shut up and get into position." Pirkid said, leaving their tent.
"k."

Both squads were now in position. It was time to put their plan in motion.
Froggy cut across the school parking lot towards Jeffery.
"Jeffery?" He asked upon arrival.
"Yeah?" The boy replied.
"k gud." Froggy quickly pulled a bag out of his pocket and threw it over Jeffery's head.
"TAKE THE SHOT DUSSY!" Nass yelled into the walkie-talkie.

A sniper shot rang through the air. Everyone froze. Jeffery was still standing!
"WTF?" Nass yelled. "YOU MISSED YOU IDIOT!"
"Sorry." Dustin laughed. "I told you I wasn't a good sniper."

Nass hopped over the boulder he was hiding behind. And started running across the parking lot. "Froggy! Finish him!" He pulled out his combat knife and threw it at him. Pointy part first.
"The fu-" Froggy moved out of the way. "Are you trying to stab me boy?!"
"Sorry!"
By now, Jeffery was pulling off the bag. "What the hell is going here?" Was that a gunshot I heard?" He asked.
"Target is moving!" Froggy said to Nass, who just arrived. "Uh…" Nass thought. The roofies! He slipped one out of his pocket and shoved it into Jeffery's mouth.
After some struggling, Jeffery passed out.

The group put Jeffery on the ground in their tent. And waited for him to wake up.
"Maybe we should tie him up." DarkDragoon suggested.
"Maybe.." Nass said.
Suddenly, the door to the spare room swung open.
"Connie!" The boys, except Jeffery, exclaimed.
"Hide the body." Nass whispered to Pirkid and Dest1, who both nodded.
Nass went over to his future wife, "Connie, my love! How are you feeling?"
"I don't know, I was fine until you gave me the can of Sprite. Then…."
"Ahaha! Oh Connie you're so funny." Nass glanced nervously at DarkDragoon, who was sharpening a knife. Very slowly. And staring directly at Nass.
Jeffery jerked to life. "Is that Connie?" He slurred his words a bit.
"Jeffery?" Connie looked around the room. "Is Jeffery here?"
"Nope. No ma'am, no Jeffery here." Nass slid his arm around Connie's shoulder. "Say why don't we go get some air? You must be hot…." He then laughed. "Well that's a given." He winked at her.

The group flinched as a whole when they saw or heard the slap Connie gave Nass, then stormed off.
"Smooth." Pirkid said, applying tape to Jeffery's mouth.
"Shut up." Nass wailed, holding his face.

The group managed to keep Jeffery hidden for a good two weeks, taking turns feeding him and such.
Once Connie found out, she murdered Nass. She was then arrested, but later released.
"Ugh. Now women all over are safe from his harassment." The judge had said.

Little did they all know, in Nass' stories. Nass never dies! 😉