People who live in Toronto

are lesbians.

That was the most awihaiwfja road trip I've ever taken.

All I wanted to do was find a mall and look at some Ontarian women. But it this world, I'm just not allowed am I?
k I'll start at the beginning.

We were on some highway. I think it was like 401 or something. And I was listening to my music and looking out the window.
Some family drove past, and the daughter was kinda cute so I asked my mom to speed up. We caught up to them and I got her attention.
She waved and I nodded my head. I soo wanted to put down my window and talk to her, but it was a bad idea. Eventually, they exited and I never saw her again.

🙁

Then we went to a rest stop. And there was this girl standing by a car, she looked angry. So I walked to her.
"Something wrong?"
"My dad is taking forever in there."
"Oh…."
She was kinda cute so I stuck around.
"Where are you coming from?"
"Quebec."
"Oh. I'm from Ottawa."
"Cool."
"Yeah…long drive?"
"Yeah."
Then her phone rings, and her ringtone was a song I knew.
"Good ringtone."
"Oh you listen to him?"
"Yeah, got the whole album on my iPod."
"Same here!" 🙂

So we sat on the roof of her car and listened to music. Until…her dad came, and she left. And I never saw her again.

🙁

Another rest stop. But this one was off the highway, we were in some small town.
I saw this girl eating alone. She looked like a cross between Miley Cyrus and Jessica Alba.

If that's even possible.

"This seat taken?" I slid into her table booth thingy.
No answer. Bitch is ignoring me…
"Hi."
"Howdy."
I almost started laughing. Did she just say Howdy to me? Holy shit she did. lmfao.
"Why are you eating alone?"
No answer.
"Alright then, I'll eat with you. Now you have a friend." I forced a smile. She was annoying. Pretty, but annoying.
So we chatted a little bit. Then my mom said she was gonna take a nap. So I had time.
"Arcade?" I motioned my head.
"Yeah."
We played Street Fighter. And this funny Simpsons game.
Then there was the motocycle game. It's like you sit on a fake bike, but the instructions were in Japanese, so we couldn't even understand how to play. But it was fun trying.

I guess.

Then we walked around the rest stop area. She had to check in with her parents. Then we continued our walk.
She talked about animals.

The whole fucking way.
I followed as hard I could. But eventually she was just telling me random facts.
Facts I didn't really care about.

Like did you know the humpback whale creates the loudest sound of any living creature?

I didn't.

Then we both decided we should head back to our cars. But not before she gave me her number. Not like I'll ever call her (long distance fees are like wtf) But it was nice to have it.
Then I never saw her again.

🙁

I'll continue this after I'm done my film…I have to tell you what I saw when we went to Brampton.
Holy shit

~Nass