Nass and the Self Defense Man

My school is holding self defense classes for girls, some they can protect themselves from being raped and stuff.

They learn basic moves, kick in the balls,face etc…
but what I wanted to see was some Charlie's Angels women on women fighting, me and some friends sneaked into the class and watching.

It was like everything I've ever fantasied in one place, chicks kicking, grappling each other real close.
Until HE CAME
This fucking fat guy wearing layers of padding, he was supposed to simulate a rape. and the girls had to use their skills to beat him.
He went all out to, got ontop of some girls and moaned and groaned, to act like he was having sex.

We moved closer, because, at first we didn't know why he was there. That's when they all saw us.
The teacher yelled at us for a bit, but then asked if we wanted to be a part of the class.
So we were like sure.

They set up large mats and then said "k you guys are her friend passing by while she gets raped.so you run in a get involved.

So we had to wait until the girls started screaming for us (sexy right…but not really the way i wanted it to happen)

So it was a 1v1 against this fucking 200 something pound monster. When it was my turn i just thought of streetfighter

Select Your Fighting Style!

I chose Turbo.

My first mistake was to run to the girl. I thought he'd let me, so it'd look dramatic.
But nooo, and this guy could do fucking karate judo shit even in his suit. He like hit me in my chest, which really winded me big time.

I rolled a little bit so I could get up and attack. When I did, it was sorta like hitting a spiked concrete wall with your hand. I grabbed my hand and tried to ignore the sheering pain that shot up my arm. The girl I was "protecting", let's call her M was having like a panic attack in the corner, so she was no help, so I decided to punch his head. It was only covered by a goalie's mask, so how much protection could it give? People fight goalie's all the time in hockey.

I tried hitting from the side, but my arm bounced right off.
More pain.
It hurt like hell. But I couldn't back down now.

I faked a jab then fired a right hook, but this time, grappling the edge of the helmet and pulling. it came up, squishing his face and he was blinded for a bit so I ran around him as quietly as I could. He decided to take off his helmet because of it giving him trouble.

So that's when I punched him in the head (in the back duurrr)
Thought I won, but I didn't.
He just beat me up some more, happily grabbed me by my inner thigh (no homo) and shirt collar, and threw me helplessly out of the mats.

That guy was a fucking tank.

~Nass