HABS BEAT PITTSBURGH MOTHER FUCKERS! 5-2 IN GAME 7 WOOOO!
As soon as t he last whistle was blown (lmfao TWSS) I was already putting on my shoes.
I hijacked my mom's keys and ran to my cousin's house. Then we went back to my house and took my mom's van.
Yes, I know, he's not supposed to be driving yet. Not legally anyway, but who's gonna stop us?
We tore up a highway, honking our horn, and screaming "GO HABS GO!" To every car passing by.
Then we decided to take it up a notch.
We went back home and grabbed a few brooms, and stole some garbage bin covers.
It was time for a car joust. We switched cars so we all had sun roofs.
I was on my cousin's team. I was the knight. The guy who had to fight. I was standing poking my head out of the sun roof. Armed with a broom and a garbage cover.
Shitting myself? Yes. High on adrenaline? Defiantly.
"GO HABS GO!" I screamed, and my cousin slammed his foot on the gas.
Our opponents, my cousin's friends charged at us at an alarming rate.
I raised my broom in the air and prepared to swing, but I was too late.
PING!
The other guy's broom went right through my shield. "Oh fuck!" I screamed, kicking my cousin while I flinched. We swerved a bit, but he regained control.
After that, we raided McDonald's to eat. Everyone was there, friends, family, random drunk people. So we all partied while eating Big Macs.
And we partied hard.
I feel kinda bad for the people that work there now. We clogged the toilets, and stood on tables.
All while screaming "Go Habs Go!"
Over and over again
sgkjos;geg
~Nass
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At least your Habs won.
Stupid Cannucks.
Haha damn sounds fun. 😀
EFFF. I was rooting for the Penguins =(
But I must say, you Habs fans are DANGEROUS. Lighting cars on fire, raiding the steets. All this for taking the series. I cant wait to see what happens if Habs take the Stanley Cup. All hell will break loose.
You should see when we get cut from just the playoffs alone.
how dare you root for the Penguins.
As a Toronto fan, its against my nature to root for the Habs.
Plus, Penguins have Sid the Kid <3333
FUCKING HABS BEAT MY FUCKING CAPITALS IN THE FIRST ROUND YOU FUCKING CANADIENS
Plus, Penguins have Sid the Kid <3333
Sid The Kid got his ass raped by the Habs. Live. On HD TV.
@Dest: Highest team in the playoffs my ass amirite?
everyone was so pissed when the capitals lost that day
its funny how people get hyped up about hockey get so mad when their team loses.
Im enjoying the one good thing about the Canucks losing: everybody shuts up about it. when they’re playing, it’s all everyone everywhere ever talks about.
@Taelin. Agreed.
Im enjoying the one good thing about the Canucks losing: everybody shuts up about it. when they’re playing, it’s all everyone everywhere ever talks about.
@Taelin. Agreed.
Well that’s normal. You’re not a fan if you’re not angry when your team loses. =S
@Wolfboy: At least we don’t go around lighting up cars and causing mayhem when we win.
that’s cuz your team isn’t in the “Original Six”
(Which are the Boston Bruins, New York Rangers, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings, Montreal Canadiens and Toronto Maple Leafs)