I'm like a celebrity, I have a lot of fans.
They're like my followers, they follow my demands.
Last weekend I went on a date with a French girl.
Ohhhh my god
She had this accent, and it just melted my heart into a puddle. I couldn't help myself when she spoke to me…Like I just had to smile.
Anyway, after we saw a film, we went to the arcade. We played each other in X-men vs. Street Fighter Which was fun.
Then we played some fishing game. Which was aight I guess.
Even though she was pretty. She was prude.
Like I tried moving in at least for some cuddling during the film. And she's just like "Non…mon père…"
Your dad? Really?
So I waited.
Then we were walking. And it was kinda chilly, so I gave her my hoodie. And she complained still, so I said I'd warm her up. Just rub her arms softly, but enough to make friction.
"No…we can't…"
HOLY FUCKINGSHITWTFLIKECOMEON I'M TRYING TO BE NICE HERE!
What else happened to me….?
Oh, last Friday I did 2 grams by myself. Solo. Todo por mi mismo.
Ugh, I dunno what to say…I don't really remember the night. I was with some people after, so they filled me in.
So it was about 5pm right? And apparently, I "did" my homework.
Turns out all I wrote was lyrics to various rap songs.
Then we all went to the mall to try the iPad. It blew my mind. Like I remember, we were asked to leave after we were all like "HOLY SHIT! ALIEN TECHNOLOGY RIGHT HERE!"
Then we went to some Chinese buffet. Ate for forever (one of us just gave in and puked).
Then we found some guys, smoked with them. Tripped each other out. Found a group of French wanna be gangsters. Messed with them.
Got into a fight. Ran from public security. Came home, ate, took a MASSIVE number 2, then passed out.
Ever had one of those "I gotta stop smoking" moments.
We were playing football in gym the other day, one of my most favorite sports (QB motherfucker)
And I couldn't run for shit.
I was just like "HUT!" *runs back…slowly.* *wheeze* *wheeze* *shitty throw*
I really gotta stop smoking.
Got my ears pierced too.
~Nass
11 Comments
Wait. What?
That’s what I’m trying to say
Stop smoking
hey nass, did you ever meet a girl and suddenly feel like less of a person compared to any achievements the girl has talked about? For example I was talking with this one girl and she talked about how she played guitar, did sky diving, and I suddenly felt like i couldn’t compare or measure up, and that I wouldn’t be interesting enough.
You have that experience?
Or where they just judge you for not doing this or that?
ex. girl says: “you take the BUS?! ew!”
Hate to break it to you, but not all pretty girls are whores… In fact, all the pretty girls I know are definitely not.
It’s funny because the title suggests that you got to do something with her -at least a kiss- and then, we read the blog, and find out our assumptions were that and only that, wrong assumptions.
No, that’s just you.
The title was to show that I’ll just pull a Jay-Z and move “On To The Next One”
I still have 6 girls to call.
@Wolfie: Yeah, even then I just step up my A game. By the end of the night, I’ll be the coolest guy they know.
@Chameleon: See here’s why I hate girls like you.
Let’s say there’s a girl who went on a date with me. We kissed at the end of the night. You’d be like “BAWWW! SHE’S A WHORE!!1111”
Seriously, shut the fuck up.
Nass isn’t interested in whores.
He makes good girls go bad. He just has that power.
He makes good girls go bad. He just has that power.
he’s black he has a huge penis
ROFL @ Dest1