Today I was with a friend, and we were about to watch a film at his house. When he said "Hang on, I gotta pick something up at the squadron."
I stopped "The what?"
"My Air Cadet squadron. You know where it is right?
"Maybe I'll just wait outside or at your house. I don't wanna go in-"
"k come."
So we went inside. My ex-Squadron's mascot was 
Tas who always sat in front of the door. "Hey Tas." I gave him a playful smack on his head and kept walking. I knew where we were going, and I didn't like it.
We stood in front of the office. And I leaned against the wall. Then I heard: "OFJAIWAJFAOFJ;AWJR CADET YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
I turned around and groaned.
When I was in cadets, there was this fucking annoying ass man. Forget his name, but yea. Dude was too serious about this man. Like you could tell him about that time you had girls all up on you and he'll be like "What does this have to do with cadets?" Even if you're outside of cadets…
So yeah, when he saw me he was like "Oh, it's you…You missed a lot of meetings. You're in big trouble."
"Uhhhh dumb ass I quit 2 years ago…"
"Oh. Why are you here then?"
"Friend needed something."
"Oh, I thought you wanted to join again."
"No. This place is lame. Only joined when I heard free money at camp."
"Oh yeah, good times at Basic right?"
"lmfao ya."
By then my friend was done, so we turned to leave when I ran into an officer. It's okay, I always liked him. We talked and he asked if my drill was as sharp as it used to be. I told him no. Then he was like k we gotta practice.
So we had a little drill competition.
Since I'm a pretty competitive guy, I sorta got too much into it. I actually wasn't that bad, didn't remember all but close enough to keep in sync.
Then we said bye and left. But they gave me some certificates I never took. They said they were gonna mail them, but they knew I'd be back.
Man they date all the way back to 2008. My recruit graduation dates back to 2007.
I guess I gotta put them up with all my other awards. Right next to my P.E awards. Maybe I should just move my Drill medal from camp there too.
Damn I'm cool.
~Nass
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Damn, you’re cool.
Fixed.
Of course you only have P.E certificates, you’re black.
What with your big dick doing all your pushups for you.
I have certificates for my glider license, survival camp and ITAC training certifications, and Sargent rankings.
I r cool?
I has Verification of enrollment for getting my license…does that count? o:
If not I have a few signed certificates from local politicians and international nonprofit organizations, do those count?(dead serious)
No. I don’t consider those enough awards to overthrow my collection
6 football trophies. I think I win this one.
ONLY 6? boy gtfo real men are talking.
Alright then hotshot, what do you have to show for?
Air Cadets
2 Drilling competition medals
Graduation/ Promotion papers (those don’t really count though)
Best flight award for Basic Camp
Soccer
3 House league trophies
Most Improved Player
Track & Field/ Cross Country and all that shit
1st place 50m dash (4)
1st place 100m dash (2)
1st place long jump
2nd place Terry Fox Run
I told you to gtfo, and you didn’t listen
Dude no.
Soccer is a wimpy sport and anyone could run track and do marching. It takes a real man to play football
Soccer is a wimpy sport and anyone could run track and do marching. It takes a real man to play football
Dude no.
Sports are for wimps and anyone could run around in a circle or hit each other upside the head. It takes a real man to write essays and shit for prizes.
Dammit D&D, I was feelin what you were saying until the sports part. You ruined it
Owned.
I’m in air cadets too 😀 “Canada’s First”. Dare you to google that.
@Pir what rank/level are you right now?