IS THIS SERIOUSLY THE WORST VACATION EVER?
I'M SERIOUSLY IN MAJOR BITCH MODE. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY!
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WOMEN? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ENTERTAINMENT?
WHAT THE FUCK?
TO CELEBRATE, THIS MONTH (LIKE JULY I MEAN) IS OFFICIALLY RANT MONTH.
I WILL RANT ABOUT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, ANYTIME, UNLESS I LOSE MY BITCH MODE.
Okay, today's rant is about heat. Yes. About fucking heat, like the sun and shit.
IT'S SO FUCKING HOT!
I honestly can't work in this heat. I make myself look presentable right? Nice shirt, smelling nice, brushed hair.
AND THEN IT GETS SO HOT. THEN I GET LAZY, THEN I LOOK BORING AND UNATTRACTIVE. I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT!
Another thing I hate. WHEN SHIT AROUND ME GETS TO HOT TO TOUCH.
Like today I tried getting out of the car, then I reach for the door handle AND IT'S FUCKING HOT. AND THEN IT BURNS MY HAND AND I'M LIKE OWWWWWW FUCK YOU I'M TRYING TO GET OUTTA THE CAR!! THEN I MAN UP AND GRAB THE DOOR HANDLE AGAIN AND PULL.
LIKE AHHHH AND RIP OPEN THE DOOR. WHY IS IT SO HOT?
FUCK YOU SUN. FUCK YOU.
Next thing on my list. THOSE FUCKING HORNS THAT GO ON DURING FIFA SOCCER GAMES.
SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.
DOESN'T ANYONE REALIZE HOW STUPID THOSE THINGS SOUND? AND THEY STILL DO IT. ALL.GAME.
AND SOMETIMES THEY EVEN SYNC THAT SHIT UP. AND BLOW AT THE SAME TIME.
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTP
HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO SAY IT??
AND THEN YOUTUBE GOES AND PUTS A "COOL" FEATURE ON THE PLAYER THAT MAKES THE HORN SOUNDS.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE EVEN NEED THAT?
FUCK YOU FIFA. FUCK YOU.
And lastly, MTV.
STOP PLAYING THE SAME FUCKING EPISODES OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
I DON'T WANNA WATCH FUCKING PARENTAL CONTROL AGAIN! IT'S BAD ENOUGH TO SIT THROUGH THE FIRST AIRING.
THEIR WISECRACKS ARE SO SHIT AND SCRIPTED. THINK OF SOME REAL DISSES, AND MAYBE IT'S WORTH LISTENING TO AGAIN.
FUCK YOU MTV. FUCK YOU.
~Nass
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I JUST ATE STEAK FOR DINNER YO! AND IT AIN’T THAT HOT TODAY DAMMIT! I HAD TO GET A FILLING ON MY MOLAR REPLACED TODAY AND I HAD TO WAIT LIKE A HOUR AND A HALF FOR LIKE A 15 MINUTE OPERATION. AND WHY IS POUTINE SO DAM GOOD?! WHO’S THE CRAZY SON WHO THOUGHT FRENCH FRIES, GRAVY AND CHEESE CURDS GO TOGETHER? ‘TIS BE AWESOME!
Also 7/10 might read again.
Edit.
I’M GONNA GO TO CHINA! YOU THINK AMERICA IS HOT?! CHINA IS LIKE A BAJILLION TIMES HOTTER THAN AMERICA YOU ESKIMO! I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
SHUT THE FUCK UP. I HONESTLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT WHAT YOU ATE. IT WAS PROBABLY SHITTY ANYWAY.
I DON’T CARE IF YOU’LL READ THIS AGAIN.
EDIT CUZ YOU DID: CHINA IS JUST FILLED WITH A 900 HUNDRED THOUSAND FLAT CHESTED WOMAN.
I liked it because your anger makes me giggle.
Do it some more.
I HAVE A FETISH FOR PETTANKOS! IS THAT WRONG?!
SHUT UP AND PLAY YOUR FUCKING MABINOGI
*input RAGE comment here*
This is a good way to spend time really.
Edit: Oh! Thanks for reminding me! My strawberries need to be watered or fertilized.
Edit 2: Rage. Maintenance, my strawberries will have to wait until tomorrow.
just saw a video of some dude yelling so i imagined this whole thing in his voice. *giggles*
San Francisco is nice and cool
NC has been up around 100+ lately without factoring in humidity, which can sometimes be as high as 50%. Needless to say, it’s fucking hot.
Also:
Oh, and I found this while looking for that gif:
Also:
Oh, and I found this while looking for that gif:
To see the images, you might have to quote Tarheel’s post and go to the links directly.
You live in a fucking igloo.
Call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMBulance you cry baby
… what the heck are you and igloos, you Americans? You don’t see us constantly ripping on you about your health care and obesity- Oh wait.
…
July ish happy month though… D:
Mah birthday ish here. :<
Us ripping on them for their obesity and health care is all true though. That is the key difference 🙂
Just an FYI, Canada is above average when it comes to obesity as well.
Call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMBulance you cry baby
Lmao.. Hukkage said that, Ken.
Call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMBulance you cry baby
Lmao.. Hukkage said that, Ken.
Where is that fat man, anyway? I need his Steam account.
I thought Neil Patrick Harris said that. o_O
Yeah but in America it’s more common to see a fat person.
Like in Pokemon where you keep running into Rattata’s.
In Canada I hear it’s like: fat good good good chubby
America is like: fat fat fat obese skinny fat skinny obese
Where the hell are you?
Yeah but in America it’s more common to see a fat person.
Like in Pokemon where you keep running into Rattata’s.
In Canada I hear it’s like: fat good good good chubby
America is like: fat fat fat obese skinny fat skinny obese
America is on both ends of the spectrum, really skinny or immensely fat.
Canada is sort of edging towards both sides.