Maxim's Hot 100

This year's line up was…different.

Since the list is pretty long, I guess I'll just name the "highlights".

#97: iJustine

Seriously? iJustine? Why,why why,WHY is she even ON the list?

WHAT QUALITIES DOES SHE HAVE OTHER THAN BEING CRAZY ON HER YOUTUBE VIDEOS!
OR BEING APPLE'S BIGGEST FAN?

WHY IS SHE ON THE LIST?

Yes she is pretty I guess. Besides the fact that I thin her face is a LITTLE too bony But I just think that someone else could have been more… suitable for that spot. Take Lindsay Lohan, who didn't eve make the cut.

#94: Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa has potential. I'm glad she got a spot on the list. You know, not too high, not too low.
Just enough to give her some recognition. I like that 🙂

#75: Lilly Allen

Even though her music sucks shit. She's pretty cute. At times.

There are other times where she's really…:X

But I don't think she deserves her slot. Maybe she can go to like…#101.

#73: Zooey Deschanel

ONLY NUMBER 73?! ONLY 73?

No no no. You may remember her from Yes Man and as "Santa's helper" in Elf.

Really beautiful eyes, nice skin and nice black hair/ She's kinda like a paler version of Katy Perry.
And that is always welcome 😉

#56: Ke$ha

As we all know Ke$ha is know to be a party girl. Ultimate slut, stupid etc..

But she IS my type of girl after all. So I'm not exactly mad she made the cut. I'm glad, actually.

But I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with me, so we'll leave this one to be preference based.

#54: Britney Spears

I've always been a long time Brit fan. Only because she stayed throughout all her years.
Normally, that might be a bad thing, but Britney Spears was hot a teenager. A few shaved heads and babies later.
She made a perfect comeback to the spotlight, so I give her a lot of credit for that.

Maybe I would have bumped her up a few spots but as long as she's less than like #60 I'm happy.

#38: Angelina Jolie

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Angelina Jolie….

Was hot. Is hot. Will always be hot. With her perfect lips.

Can't wait to see her in Salt, which hits theaters on July 23rd.

JESSICA ALBA ONLY #34?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *boom*

Well she's a M.I.L.F. now, and it's time to look at her with a new light.

Still beautiful though.

#31: Taylor Swift

We all know her as the symbol of innocence in teens. But is she really deserving of that spot? Ranking even higher that Jessica Alba AND Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Not really, in my opinion. But she IS younger after all, so maybe her youth gives her the upper hand.

#27: Hilary Duff

For great justice. I love this girl.

'nuff said.

#18: Christina Aguilera

Maybe back when she was a teenager. Not now.

#15: Amanda Bynes

What? Maybe not 15th but still..mmmmm

#1: Katy Perry

This is what shocked me most. Katy Perry is number 1, beating out Megan Fox who sits at 5th place.
Total shocker,maybe don't agree with it but not too mad.

And there you have it VuTales. My opinion on Maxim's Hot 100 for this year.

THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!
~Nass