THE KING RETURNS

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Bow down!
The King of VuTales has returned!

I know, I know. I apologize for my absence, and in fact. I'm not supposed to be here yet.

Buttttt

I checked VuTales last week I think.

You guys are so lame.
That's when I realized that you guys needed to have me back.

Oh man, it's been forever since I wrote here.

Anyway, I was gone because:

Dustin said: Take a break. Give wittle Alberto a break. Sometimes it's not that you've lost your edge, it's the idea that you've lost your edge. Maybe you just need to reevaluate yourself and realize how ballin' you are. You're amazing and you need to know that before your mouth and Alberto do.

I took that shit seriously. Thankfully, I remember just how amazing I am, but we'll talk about that later.

AND OF COURSE ON JUNE 30TH 2010:

tarheel91 said: Any bets on how long Nass will actually go without visiting VuTales in September?

I came on once

For you newbies

Name's Nass. I'm the shit. Like seriously, everyone loves me and my ego. I swear a lot

So how am I now?

Fucking amazing. I'm seriously tearing shit up in Math now. It's soooooo easy. Omg I'm owning 10th grade bro.
Amazing college here I come!!!!

But it was a long and hard path, I had to study things I was supposed to learn in 9th grade, before school started. ikr, studying in the summer wtf?
Then I had to pay attention in class. And do homework and study some more. Ughhhh

But I'm doing better now.

Broke my sobriety

Well, I promised myself I wouldn't do drugs this year, and I was doing good. But during all this studying I needed a breather.
So I started smoking cigarettes, it wasn't my first time, but yea. I never spent money on them.
It started with 1 cig a week. Then 5 cigs. Then a cig everyday. Then 4 cigs a day.
So I quit them. I was starting to get a bit too dependent. I still smoke cigarettes, but like 1 every 2 weeks now.

Now weed, after I stopped cigarettes and was still pretty stressed. So I started rolling,buying,smoking again.
Then I went poor, so I stopped again.

So right now, I only smoke cigarettes. But I still have weed in my house, and idk what to do with it, the last time I used it was….last night lolfail.

Ladies

Some girl asked me if I wanted to be friends with benefits, but she's kinda ugly and asked like 2 dudes the same thing last year (HERPES ALERT!)

That's basically it, all I've been doing is rocking the shit outta school.

So proud 🙂

~Nass

19 Comments

Nass 3 October 2010 Reply

o wait, I did come on in September.

FUCKKKKK

Spade 3 October 2010 Reply

who is this random

FireLeo86 4 October 2010 Reply

What is this I dont even

Dest1 4 October 2010 Reply

Damnit Nass, do weed and shit, but not cigarettes. That shit will fuck you over.

And good job @ math

MasterCheeze 4 October 2010 Reply

I was wondering where you went like, uh, yesterday actually. And for a second I was thinking this drunkdaddy made this blog. Anyone remember him? ;O

Nass 4 October 2010 Reply

I feel loved Cheeze. 🙂 <3

Wolfboy183 4 October 2010 Reply

if you got a bad cold, do neo citron. that shit’ll get you high

Arladerus 4 October 2010 Reply

wb

DarkDragoon 4 October 2010 Reply

Who are you again?

xXyZaThEx 4 October 2010 Reply

If you really want to do drugs that could potentially fuck up your health, go get some DXM.

Nass 4 October 2010 Reply
Gujju 4 October 2010 Reply

“We flushed your sin sticks down the toilet!”

stay off the shyt buddy.

David 4 October 2010 Reply

It’s not the nicotine that kills.

It’s the smoke.

So if you want to obtain nicotine, it’s okay.

it’s the smoke. it’s the SMOKE.

dee32693 4 October 2010 Reply

Also, hey welcome back! i do see your ego has returned in full force xD nice to see ya again! (no smoking cigs plz)

also awesome on math dude! you were realy struggling but im glad its gotten better for you =)

Dest1 4 October 2010 Reply
David said: It’s not the nicotine that kills.

It’s the smoke.

So if you want to obtain nicotine, it’s okay.

it’s the smoke. it’s the SMOKE.

the SMOOooOOooKE

Arladerus 4 October 2010 Reply

I’m confused. Am I the only one who’s saying “Go for it, kill yourself”?

Pirkid 4 October 2010 Reply

Knew it’d be Nass.

Nass 5 October 2010 Reply
Pirkid said: Knew it’d be Nass.

Well no shit Sherlock, there’s only one king around these parts. (And a Queen and a Frog Prince)

@Arly: Yes Arly, but you are stupid. Therefore, no one gives a fuck

Vicelin 10 October 2010 Reply

The only time I ever smoke is right before an exam. But I’ve never felt dependent on them for some reason.

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