Audition

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Well what an interesting turn of events wouldn't you say so ol' chap?

So, a while back, (maybe….last Wednesday) I was listening to Virgin Radio in the car with my mother and younger brother.
We were on our way to Toys R Us for a toy or something.

Anyway, while driving a commercial played.
Something about some famous director hosting auditions for an upcoming film or something. You had to text "Disney" to some number

I happen to be conveniently texting someone at that time. So, all I had to do was press back a few times then I could send a new text.
Joking with my family I decided I would beat out 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 young girls texting the number, and texted it.
A few seconds later, I get a reply.

It said: Congrats you've made it! Have your phone near, we will call U soon to schedule your Audition for Ages 4-17. Reply STOP Disney to blah blah blah

At this point I started to laugh. Take that young girls, once again Nass is the king!

Didn't think much of it until…

This morning, my cell phone rang. I answered it. "Yar?"
"Good morning is this blah blah something about me texting the number blah blah correct?"
I rose from under my bed covers (I wuz playing Xbox) "Yes?"

Then he gave me all this information.
"NO JEANS OR SNEAKERS! LOOK CLASSY!"
"Ok."
"WE'LL CALL YOU ON FRIDAY TO CONFIRM. DO U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?"
"Well, ya but-"
"K TELL THE PERSON WHO CALLS YOU ON FRIDAY BYE!"
*hangs up*

I hopped out of my bed and called my mom.

"Mom, looks like I have an audition soon."

Moral of the story?
Never joke around
I'm too pro
I still don't even know what I'm audition for….
Part of me is really nervous/excited tbh.
This school year is REALLY crazy.

Samsung ftw.

~Nass

28 Comments

DarkDragoon 25 October 2010 Reply

I like this for the Korean brand.

xXyZaThEx 25 October 2010 Reply

I rike da Korean music, I rike da Korean food, I rike da Korean girls, but I hate da Korean culture.

Also, don’t overact it.

Nass 25 October 2010 Reply

it’s k. i think i’m gonna bail. Drinking with friends seems funner.

David 25 October 2010 Reply

And what if this was an opportunity to gain rich and fame? You won’t win the lottery unless you try, so just do it.

but euh, I think that was an scouting advertisement you heard. Scouting agencies host stuff like this all the time, it’s not necessarily Disney, even though they used Disney.

if you have the looks of an average black kid, and you have a decent voice and can dance somewhat, you could get scouted. 😮 they need more black people on their cast teams.

Dest1 25 October 2010 Reply

Omg, Nass

Fame & Fortune > Getting drunk and high with assholes

Arladerus 25 October 2010 Reply

Do you want your dick sucked by Selena Gomez? Yes? go

dee32693 25 October 2010 Reply

LOL your luck is amazing XD GO FOR IT BRO JUST TO FIND OUT! those people always lookin for a Token Black Guy :O

@Arladerus LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

David 25 October 2010 Reply
Arladerus said: Do you want your dick sucked by Selena Gomez? Yes? go

FYI Selena Gomez is a lesbian.

DarkDragoon 25 October 2010 Reply
David said:

Arladerus said: Do you want your dick sucked by Selena Gomez? Yes? go

FYI Selena Gomez is a lesbian.

That’s pretty hot FYI

Nass 26 October 2010 Reply

@David: I know that dumbass it doesn’t have to be Disney to get you on the air.
@Arly: lol okay this confirms my theory about you.
@Dragoon: Hell yea.
@Dee: Nah, I’m just gonna skip it. I decided that I was only trying to fill the empty shell of my former self.

David 26 October 2010 Reply

@Nass I was just saying, you made is sound like you didn’t know, because you were like “I beat out”. You didn’t beat out anyone, per se, you just texted or called or whatever as many dozens, (yes, dozens), other people did.

Not hundreds.

Dozens.

Yeah.

Nass 26 October 2010 Reply

No, I was first. Trust me, I know.

Arladerus 26 October 2010 Reply

wat theory?

Nass 26 October 2010 Reply

de wun where i realized you were a Demi Lovato feg like Sneyha and Dussy are (YA DAS RIGHT YOU TWO, BET YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT HUH?)

Arladerus 26 October 2010 Reply

Who’s Demi Lovato? Yo don’t get me wrong, Selena ROCKS YEEEEEE

If I were trolling, I would have brought up Miley

Nass 26 October 2010 Reply

k sry 4 jumping 2 conclusionz.

David 26 October 2010 Reply

Are you stupid? That advertisement probably aired dozens of times a day – you just happened to catch it at that particular time.

Did you ever consider that?

-___-;;

Pirkid 26 October 2010 Reply

Dude, that advert goes on like every week. But it’s legit, they actually get you for casting shows that are filmd in your areas, as extras or even minor parts.

You can get paid.

Nass 26 October 2010 Reply

so what? At the time it aired, I was first to text. Therefore, I beat anyone else who texted after me. Hence why I’m so awesome.

HENCE HENCE HENCE THUS THUS THUS HENCE THEREFORE

David 26 October 2010 Reply
Pirkid said: Dude, that advert goes on like every week. But it’s legit, they actually get you for casting shows that are filmd in your areas, as extras or even minor parts.

You can get paid.

haruhi has altered your sense of reality

tarheel91 26 October 2010 Reply
David said:

Pirkid said: Dude, that advert goes on like every week. But it’s legit, they actually get you for casting shows that are filmd in your areas, as extras or even minor parts.

You can get paid.

haruhi has altered your sense of reality

Haruhi alters reality itself.

Dustin 26 October 2010 Reply

Demi is so much more attractive. Eff you

Nass 26 October 2010 Reply

No eff YOU!

David 27 October 2010 Reply
tarheel91 said:

David said:

Pirkid said: Dude, that advert goes on like every week. But it’s legit, they actually get you for casting shows that are filmd in your areas, as extras or even minor parts.

You can get paid.

haruhi has altered your sense of reality

Haruhi alters reality itself.

Tou-shay.

Arladerus 27 October 2010 Reply

wth Demi Lovato looks like Lea Michele

David 28 October 2010 Reply
Arladerus said: wth Demi Lovato looks like Lea Michele

wrong

Arladerus 29 October 2010 Reply

right

EDIT: kfien I del’d my blog. >:

Nass 29 October 2010 Reply
David said:

Arladerus said: wth Demi Lovato looks like Lea Michele

wrong

no no he;s actually right.
Give her a couple of more years and you’ll agree too

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