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No but srsly. BLACK OPS IS COMING OUT THIS WEEK! WHAT'S EVERYONE'S GAMERTAG?!

And if you got it for PS3 then oh well.

Personally, I'm only buying it for the story. lol jk.
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peace

I arrived at school late, which is a first for me. Normally, I would be third.(I would be first. But I don't wanna pause my iPod during my daily listen of My World 2.0.) But I told my teacher why I was late. I don't think he really cared, but I was too happy to care.

By recess word had gotten out that I won the contest. Some of the older boys called me a "fag" and "gay". But what's so bad about winning tickets to a concert? Justin says not to waste time with people trying to bring you down but grrr, they make me so angry sometimes!

"So anyway, I just figured you'd want to come!" I asked my best friend Luke, after I told him about the contest.
"To go see Justin Bieber? No thanks, I'll pass." He replied.
"Please?"
"No. Flip off."

..Okay maybe he didn't say flip, but he said a word Justin would NEVER use! A bad word!
After lunch, I was going to my locker when the head cheerleader of our squad here at school came up to me. "So I heard you have tickets to go see Justin?" She said, gosh she's so pretty.
"Y-yeah." I said, trying to be cool. "W-want to uh, come with me. VIP front row seats."
"Sure!" She yelled and hugged me.

I think I can call this our first date! The concert is this Friday so I'll have to wear something nice. Maybe my "#1 Bieliber" shirt and skinny jeans would work best?

Suddenly, my cell phone vibrated in my pocket, it was a phone call. "Hello?" I answered.
"Are you the boy who won the contest this morning?" said a male voice.
"Yes. Who is this?"
"Justin's agent. He'd like to say a few words to you." Then came some movement and then his voice came on.
"Hey, just wanna let you know that I can't wait to see you!"
"J-J-J-Justin?"
"Yeah, that's me."
"Nass. My name."
"Well Nass I'll see you on Friday!" Then he hung up.
"I LOVE YOU JUSTIN!" I screamed into the phone, even though I knew he couldn't hear me.

10 Comments

David 8 November 2010 Reply

Okay – that isn’t a date then, that’s just her getting her best personal accessory, a gay male friend.

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I’m glad you feel good as an accessory.

Vusys 8 November 2010 Reply

Such a troll.

Joaco 8 November 2010 Reply

the guy looks like bogdan

Nass 8 November 2010 Reply

10 bucks says David actually Google’d and tried hard on that post 😀

thats cuz he is boggie jojo. The McCheezester showed me that picture on my Wall once.

MasterCheeze 8 November 2010 Reply
Nass said: 10 bucks says David actually Google’d and tried hard on that post 😀

thats cuz he is boggie jojo. The McCheezester showed me that picture on my Wall once.

It looks like a painting I would have above my fireplace if I were rich.

Dest1 9 November 2010 Reply

pics or it didnt happen

Nass 9 November 2010 Reply
MasterCheeze said:

Nass said: 10 bucks says David actually Google’d and tried hard on that post 😀

thats cuz he is boggie jojo. The McCheezester showed me that picture on my Wall once.

It looks like a painting I would have above my fireplace if I were rich.

Me too. I’d be sipping on some wine with a big cigar in my mouth while looking at the painting thoughtfully.

Pirkid 10 November 2010 Reply

You think Bieber fans are tough? Kayne West fans will rip you to shreds and then take your music award.

Nass 10 November 2010 Reply

I like Kayne tho. At least his G.O.O.D Friday tracks are nice that is.

Joaco 10 November 2010 Reply

Anybody seen captain’s neck?

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