lol before we start I gotta tell you guys what happened when I came home.
So my step-mom is in the kitchen when I come in. And I know she bitches behind my back whenever I don't greet her when I see her for the 1st time of the day. So I'm like "Hey." And she spins around and is like "Don't 'Hey' me! I'm not your friend."
I didn't expect any hostility so I had this really confused face on. So I just stared at her like "Wat?"
She's just like "I'm not one of your friends, so you don't say "Hey" like that to me blah blah blah!"
Then it settled in. She's actually bitching at me for saying "Hey". A grin crept on my face. I knew laughing would just land me in more trouble. But it was REALLY hard to resist. At every "point" she made I was just like "k."
She just unloaded on me (verbally) for like 3mins straight. Then I just left with "k sry.bitch."
It was really funny. But it had my face like o.0 for like 15mins.
Moving On…
Today I went to the mall with my brother and my dad.
It's always funny shopping with my father. He just drives us places and says "k go. meet here in 1 hour" sometimes hands us some money for food.
Then he goes to the nearest music store and just looks at CDs for that whole hour.
Normally I'd just walk around with my brother. But he went into this book store and was looking at some manga.
"So? Like why are we here?" I asked.
"I'm browsing." He replied.
"k bye."
So I ventured off by myself. A lone wolf in such a foreign land…
No but seriously, I had no idea where I was, or what I was doing. So I headed to more familiar territory.
The Food Court.
dun dun DUN!
I sat down at some tables and looked around. A lotta American people here….
"No." I thought. "A lot of American GIRLS here." My luck seemed to change.
It wasn't the stores that made the mall, it was the fine, endless waves of women that made the mall.
I walked around some more, eying the people I passed more closely this time.
After maybe 2mins, I spotted females.
There was 2 of them. Maybe a year younger than me (as in they were in the 14-15 age range. Hey, fuck you, I'm not a legal pedo yet, I can date any aged girls I damn well please.)
They had a lot of shopping bags, but as I got closer I saw logos. Abercrombie ALL. OVER.
The sacrifices we make right?
They were sitting on some benches, chatting away, probably recovering from a vicious shopping spree.
I sat beside one of them (We'll call her Britney) and quietly eavesdropped on their conversation.
What do you think they were talking about?
A)Justin Bieber
B)School related drama
C) Stuff about what they just bought
Take your time, it's a pretty tough choice.
If you chose B. You were right. MOST BORING EAVESDROPPING CONVO EVER!
I sat there for like 5mins. Pretending to get organized in any way possible. Checking my wallet, gazing at my iPod etc..
All I needed was a opening. Then, opportunity presented itself. One girl tried adjusting her shopping bags and ended up hitting me (don't worry Connie, I'm not hurt. So nice that you cared <3)
"Looks like you guys did quite a bit of shopping." I flashed a happy smile and pointed to the bags.
See, that's what I like about getting older. You sound so much more sophisticated in whatever you say. Like shit, I felt like PirPir dressed in a tux with a wine glass filled with champagne.
That's pretty damn sophisticated if you ask me. It's such a boss feeling.
Anyway, Britney introduced herself and her friend (we'll call her Amber) and they took me in (verbally) once they heard I'm not from around here.
They said I was the first Canadian they've ever met.
Now what do you think I said to this?
A) You ever had a Canadian penis?
B)So, you ever heard of Canadian style sex?
C) Cool.
If you guessed C. You were right. I wish I said B though.
To sum it all up, all we did was talk about stuff. Like music, school, the slim differences between Canada and the USA etc..
Then they gave me their emails and old me to add them on Facebook.
The End.
You're probably mad huh?
Promised a women blog, but got no action.
Well I'm really sorry. But you gotta take what you get yes?
Side note: I bought a new hat today 🙂 Bought it from Lids, so, thanks to them.
And I also bought Lost Planet 2 for the 360. Can't wait to play it.
My next blog will take place back in Montreal, so we can finally get to the REAL sexy women.
jk lol.
~Nass
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You’re probably mad huh?
Promised a women blog, but got no action.
Not really mad since this was the expected outcome
You’re probably mad huh?
Promised a women blog, but got no action.
Not really mad since this was the expected outcome
ZING!
D&D: 1 Nass: 0
You’re probably mad huh?
Promised a women blog, but got no action.
Not really mad since this was the expected outcome
ZING!
D&D: 1 Nass: 0
I honestly don’t know much about white-people fashion, so what about Abercrombie?
One of those things people burn a lot of money on just for the brand name
Also, the stores ALWAYS have a nasty “over-sprayed” perfume smell to them.
Like it’s overwhelming. Your nostrils will NEVER be the same! (just like the consequences.)
Hell, I would all but kill to find SOMEONE to talk to that actually talks about school-related subjects (it’s all gossip and expletives here…).
omg nass inorite. A&F always make my eyes water ebcause of the smell! that overpriced BS D< anyway, LOL @ feeling suave. u Rico Suave now?
Dammit all.
Damn son. I was always pretty boss.
wow, your stepmom’s a bitch, no offense.
LOL i imagine morbidly obese (like 300+ lbs) girls and thought your luck changed for the worse lol
Stepmom sounds a bitch. I don’t want to sound racist but my black’s friend stepmom is like that too, always bitching him out when he’s playing online.
To each their own, I guess. xD
lol yeah. She’s just mad cuz she’s fat
Your step mom is an ass